Christmas Partys lets hear it....

Barlow07

I was listening to FM104 last night for a the last 15minutes and they where talking about the carry on that goes on at them, between married men/women etc all getting together, even some going off with the boss.

I was at my christmas last week and i admit i saw a few people carrying on and going off with each other, included married women and men. The week just gone a lot of people kept there head down probably through embarrasment, but someone of the stories i heard that went on, makes you really wonder if its something in the air or what?

Come on everyone spill the beans on your work colleagues and yourself

AARRRGH

When I worked as a bar man, the sleazy married general manager had sex with one of the obese lounge girls behind the bar. He left the condom on the ground.

Gross!

boneless

Women are attracted to men at this time of the year. Men put out extra pheromomes to add to this. It means that any children concieved around now will be born at harvest time when food is more bountiful. This is possibly why many northern European prehistoric cultures had festivals around now. (Think of Newgrange as a representation of a womb?). The office party is just an extension of this inate behaviour.

So you see lads, it's nothin' to do with Fanny from accounts fancying you really...:p

Blitzkrieger

She just wants your sperm? It's true though. Some family planning clinics open 24 hours around christmas to keep up with the demand for the morning after pill.

Schlemm

boneless wrote: »

Women are attracted to men at this time of the year. Men put out extra pheromomes to add to this. It means that any children concieved around now will be born at harvest time when food is more bountiful. This is possibly why many northern European prehistoric cultures had festivals around now. (Think of Newgrange as a representation of a womb?). The office party is just an extension of this inate behaviour.

So you see lads, it's nothin' to do with Fanny from accounts fancying you really...:p

Pheromones you say? Surely you mean rohypnol?

Alter-Ego

Mines on right now. Thank god i'm not there, AH seems to be the lesser of 2 evils.

Rb

I heard a very funny story about a certain bank branch manager and his colleague recently, I believe it's quite hush hush though so don't know if it can be repeated...

My Christmas party is tonight, not arsed going after being in town last night and seeing what a joke the place is. 15 minute queues for the bar, absolutely no space whatsoever to move around in the clubs, not to mention the wait for a taxi afterwards. Even the offer of free drink/food/etc didn't appeal to me.

Volvoboy

Oh man mine was last night, *shudder*

Dinner was nice, gargle even nicer, got complimented by one of the receptionists who wants to set me up with her niece:) she works with us part time and you would, couple of ballads after dinner 'The Monto!!!':D
Then got a slap on the head from the boss and been called a ''dirty little fecker'':eek:, then the other receptionist Y starts telling people to 'foock off' including the manager, so off to the pub, receptionist Y tries it on with employee a, receptionist Y tries it on with employee b, receptionist Y tries it on with employee c, receptionist Y tries it on with employee d, then i video receptionist Y getting it on with employee e. then receptionist Y sees me VB videoing receptionist Y getting it on with employee e, prossedes to chase me around the pub:eek:, basically it.

''John another when your ready there''

''Taxi!!!!!''

Leaba

ZZZZZZZZZ


-VB-

blow69

Me and a few friends actually crashed an Xmas party last.At a really posh hotel with pretty tight security.It was the new Jurys Hotel on Wastern Road in Cork. The boss liked our dancing so much that he bought us a few free drinks. It was hilarious.We were just making total asses of ourselves!:D

Overheal

xmas house party... hes got his girl on his lap, those two are on top of each other as well, the third couple cuddles in the corner... so feeling uncomfortable without a woman on my lap i rest a copy of FHM there ah, Rhianna......

Nah its tru though - those two horny bastards at the bottom of the stairs - the rest of us just fcuked water balloons at them: far more entertaining for us

its something in the air alright - or it has to do with daylight savings. Either way, hornballs all around

Pigman II

I had sex with our office photocopier. I've fancied the arse off it ever since it arrived last July but I never had the courage to make a move until last night.

Once you've had colour you'll never go back.

dotsman

rb_ie wrote: »

I heard a very funny story about a certain bank branch manager and his colleague recently, I believe it's quite hush hush though so don't know if it can be repeated...

I've heard that same rumour from various sources (all pretty reliable, albeit probably exaggerated slightly).

My office parties tend to be pretty tame. The most scandelous I've witnessed was an engaged guy with one of the new graduates. He's happily married now!

Barlow07

Pigman II wrote: »

I had sex with our office photocopier. I've fancied the arse off it ever since it arrived last July but I never had the courage to make a move until last night.

Once you've had colour you'll never go back.

:eek::):D, very good...

Overheal

Pigman II wrote: »

I had sex with our office photocopier. I've fancied the arse off it ever since it arrived last July but I never had the courage to make a move until last night.

Once you've had colour you'll never go back.

nothing gets me harder than a laserjet, to be fair.

Pigman II

Overheal wrote: »

nothing gets me harder than a laserjet, to be fair.

I bet you haven't seen this photocopier tho. Stylish, slim and with scanner and printer built in. Dirty bitch was asking for it.

Overheal

I have a little whore like that right here in my bedroom. Oh god, shes a tiny little thing but its ok - shes legal. Nice scanner, decent print....

the only problem i have is when she prints she says 'Printing Started' and 'Printing Complete' in a guy voice. That or shes just a butch. I have to make love to her on mute and *sigh* its just not the same

Terry

Barlow07 wrote: »

I was listening to FM104 last night for a the last 15minutes and they where talking about the carry on that goes on at them, between married men/women etc all getting together, even some going off with the boss.

I was at my christmas last week and i admit i saw a few people carrying on and going off with each other, included married women and men. The week just gone a lot of people kept there head down probably through embarrasment, but someone of the stories i heard that went on, makes you really wonder if its something in the air or what?

Come on everyone spill the beans on your work colleagues and yourself

I spilt the beans all over the face of the office secretary last week.
Bam!

Miss Fluff

rb_ie wrote: »

I heard a very funny story about a certain bank branch manager and his colleague recently, I believe it's quite hush hush though so don't know if it can be repeated....

Yes it can so you or dotsman has to spill the beans

Toots

Terry wrote: »

I spilt the beans all over the face of the office secretary last week.
Bam!

Ha ha ha ha ha!!:D