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Doggy style problems

  • 12-12-2007 4:44pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭


    Hi,

    I am 6'5 and my girlfriend is 5'2. when ever we try to do doggie style it does not work. There is roughly a 9 inch difference in our inside leg measurements, which means when we get in position, I could easily get it inside her ass, but no amount of shifting position will get it into her vagina.

    Apart from being cut off at the knees, has anyone any tips?

    This is not a troll btw, its a reality. If you dont believe me ill provide pics ;)


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,695 ✭✭✭King of Kings


    i hope you're a troll cos you seriously lack imagination.

    otherwise:
    have her kneel on the bed and you stand on the ground

    or if you've no bed just have her just stand up and bend forward


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    You could try placing your legs outside hers, so you can widen your stance and get lower.. bah this kind of problem is far more fun to figure out by trial and error, what are you doing on a web forum!?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,661 Mod ✭✭✭✭Faith


    You could... just try some other positions? It's not like there's just one!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 773 ✭✭✭echosound


    use your imagination - try different rooms and different surfaces/positions - get your GF higher up while you stand, or even try kneeling on the floor if she's on a couch or bed. Use a table, a countertop, whatever suits. If that's still a no go put an extra matress on the bed for added height! Lots of ways - and lots of other positions too BTW.

    So where are these aforementioned pics then :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Get two pillows and get her to place them under her tummy and lean on them.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭cudman


    I would have to have a look at those pictures before I could possibly give advice:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,518 ✭✭✭✭dudara


    cudman Please take the time to read the charter with regard to posting in this forum. Only on-topic and helpful replies are allowed here in Pi.

    dudara


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    cudman Off topic and unhelpful posts will get you banned from this forum.
    Read the charter and abide by the rules while posting.
    Have a nice day
    Thaedydal.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭Carrigart Exile


    do it doggy style whilst lying on your sides (spoons)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    i hope you're a troll cos you seriously lack imagination.

    otherwise:
    have her kneel on the bed and you stand on the ground

    or if you've no bed just have her just stand up and bend forward

    Tried it, Im too high if I try it like that.
    You could try placing your legs outside hers, so you can widen your stance and get lower.. bah this kind of problem is far more fun to figure out by trial and error, what are you doing on a web forum!?

    Placing my legs outside of hers with a wide enough stance so I go down? I dont know what your pelvis is like but mine does not open like a door. That does not get me down even close to how far I need to go.
    You could... just try some other positions? It's not like there's just one!

    I know its not the only one, but the fact that this one is so elusive, its sort of .... like the forbidden fruit. We are together 2 years, and have tried alot, we would really like to get this one.
    Get two pillows and get her to place them under her tummy and lean on them.

    2 pillows? There is still about a 4-5 inch gap between the two er... appendages.

    We have tried 5 pillows but she just falls off.

    I had hoped for if not better ideas, then more sympathy for this topic. And I was expecting someone to suggest yoga, because thats the only way I think it is going to happen.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    do it doggy style whilst lying on your sides (spoons)

    Tried it, it works great for anal, but not for the other. :(


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Brian Capture


    she should kneel on bed, you should stand on floor.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    The problem is not the elevation but the angle that you should be looking at.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,227 ✭✭✭stereo_steve


    do it doggy style whilst lying on your sides (spoons)

    I call it the wooden spoon!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    If you are really having that much dificulty I suggest talking to your partner maybe they just don't want to have sex in this position and are not being honest about it or maybe the are hoping that you will try anal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24 Changing dreams


    I'm 6ft 4, my girlf is 5ft 3, It works fine here!

    Just have your legs on the outside, that makes you lower down and her legs on the inside make her higher up!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭Carrigart Exile


    Cantdoit wrote: »
    Tried it, it works great for anal, but not for the other. :(

    you just moved round a bit further:rolleyes: so that you look as tho you fell over when doing it doggy style


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,673 ✭✭✭Miss Fluff


    Try the wheelbarrow. Not quite doggy style but a bl00dy good alternative imo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 372 ✭✭miles teg


    http://tinyurl.com/22ytpz
    saucy and in your case, functional


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 189 ✭✭rubyred


    Kneel on the stairs, with her on a higher step and you on a lower step. Just watch out for carpet burn (and make sure there is no glass window in your front door!!!!)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 443 ✭✭maceocc2


    Great Idea for this problem, helped this guy score anyway:

    http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=GElOGkCBrHw


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,395 ✭✭✭Marksie


    Have you tried sitting back on your knees and she goes back onto you. You cant thrust much but she controls it.
    Alterenatively if she stads and presses her hands against the wall you could do it standing.
    Or even you sit on a chair and she goes down backwards.
    They are all variations of the rear entry position.

    if you are higher though and you angle downwards you should very nicely be hitting her G-spot as well.
    Juts go slow at the start.

    You could also kneel off the bed and use pillows to prtotect your knees.
    Or what about over the top of the sofa for example?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭cudman


    dudara wrote: »
    cudman Please take the time to read the charter with regard to posting in this forum. Only on-topic and helpful replies are allowed here in Pi.

    dudara

    Well actually go back and have a look at his opening post and he said if anyone doesnt believe him he has photos. Well I dont believe him so I merely said id need to see the photos before I could give advice.

    Apology accepted in advance, as it wasnt an off topic post made by me but merely challenging a person I suspect to be a troll to prove me wrong.
    Have a nice day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭wandering_star


    I'm 5ft (ok, 4'11.. but what's an inch.. ;) ), and my boyfriend is 6'3 (no telephone directory jokes please), it took us a while to get it, but by god it was worth it, due to the height difference I'm not sure it can be techinically called doggy style, but it's damn close, and preeetty damn good....then again who "technically"defines sexual positions...I digress. What it might be is the way in which your lady arches her back invertedly, maybe resting on her elbows instead of her hands, your legs on the outside also helps, as too if she keeps her legs v close together-it has a pretty damn good climatic effect.

    As for the bed height thing, why not try somewhere else that is more height friendly, a table? a chest of drawers? a poof? a sofa? even the arm of the sofa (not recomended with alcohol in the system..) or even get the telephone directories out... ?:rolleyes:;)

    Be inventive, and be safe-and I don't just mean condoms or the pill, trying to explain to your doctor how you broke your arm in the shower is not something that everyone should have to go through. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,395 ✭✭✭Marksie


    Cudman: Banned Continued off topic posting and arguing with a mod in thread.
    one week


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 938 ✭✭✭the GALL


    whats wrong withh a bit of anal action


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