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Newly-weds

  • 11-12-2007 9:29am
    #1
    drunk_monk
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    A newly-wed couple decide that instead of going on a traditional honey-moon, they will just go back home and spend the weekend together.

    At the wedding reception, two of the couple's friends; a carpenter and a dentist, decide to each play a joke on the couple. The carpenter says that he is planning to cut the slats in the couple's bed, so it'll fall in when they get on. However, the dentist refuses to reveal what he is planning; he tells the carpenter to wait and see.

    So, on the Monday night after the weekend, the groom, the carpenter and the dentist are in the pub. The groom says to the others, "Now, I don't mind a bit of a joke, I can live with my bed collapsing, but I'm gonna kill the B*****D that put novacaine in the vaseline!"


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  • #2
    patmac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,602 ✭✭✭patmac


    drunk_monk wrote: »
    A newly-wed couple decide that instead of going on a traditional honey-moon, they will just go back home and spend the weekend together.

    At the wedding reception, two of the couple's friends; a carpenter and a dentist, decide to each play a joke on the couple. The carpenter says that he is planning to cut the slats in the couple's bed, so it'll fall in when they get on. However, the dentist refuses to reveal what he is planning; he tells the carpenter to wait and see.

    So, on the Monday night after the weekend, the groom, the carpenter and the dentist are in the pub. The groom says to the others, "Now, I don't mind a bit of a joke, I can live with my bed collapsing, but I'm gonna kill the B*****D that put novacaine in the vaseline!"

    Vaseline? Was it Elton John's wedding?


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