Would you masturbate to an erotic txt msg??

manTime

Not thats its too erotic, just nice and freindly like ' seeya nite nite xx' it just gave me such a turn on, i just went at it

Pigman II

I would if it was sent by you.

Sinfonia

It gave you a turn on?

Don't make no sennnnse

judas101

oh dear

manTime

manTime wrote: »

Not thats its too erotic, just nice and freindly like ' seeya nite nite xx' it just gave me such a turn on, i just went at it

seeya nite nite xx

is that doing anything for you, baby?

manTime

Oh man i just went at myself, couldn't help it

Jesus Wept

I like to jerk off to the automated Vodafone ones that I get every so often.

'Please note calls to UK, Australia, NZ and 44 other countries are now 15c/min to landlines & 30c/min to mobiles until 31 Mar 08. See www.vodafone.ie/worldwide'


.....mmmm, brb.

Crumble Froo

like... cybering... but... text instead of chat?

manTime

The-Rigger wrote: »

I like to jerk off to the automated Vodafone ones that I get every so often.

'Please note calls to UK, Australia, NZ and 44 other countries are now 15c/min to landlines & 30c/min to mobiles until 31 Mar 08. See www.vodafone.ie/worldwide'


.....mmmm, brb.

wow Austrailia 15c/min off your mobile thats pretty cheap

Crumble Froo

The-Rigger wrote: »

I like to jerk off to the automated Vodafone ones that I get every so often.

'Please note calls to UK, Australia, NZ and 44 other countries are now 15c/min to landlines & 30c/min to mobiles until 31 Mar 08. See www.vodafone.ie/worldwide'


.....mmmm, brb.

actually yeah, calls from NZ to ireland are only $2 an hour from vodafone mobiles until 31st march, it's a pretty good deal.

Pigman II

The-Rigger wrote: »

I like to jerk off to the automated Vodafone ones that I get every so often.

'Please note calls to UK, Australia, NZ and 44 other countries are now 15c/min to landlines & 30c/min to mobiles until 31 Mar 08. See www.vodafone.ie/worldwide'


.....mmmm, brb.

I find that too impersonal myself.

I prefer to text random numbers and then bash the bishop furiously to anyone foolish enough to reply.

"Who is this?" is a particular fetish of mine.

monkeyfudge

Those "Payment on your O2 account remains overdue" texts really do it for me..

Jesus Wept

I usually top up in the smallest increment possible, even if I need 50e credit, I'll buy 10e five times on the website so I get 5 times more spanking teh monkey out of it.

AlmightyCushion

narco wrote: »

actually yeah, calls from NZ to ireland are only $2 an hour from vodafone mobiles until 31st march, it's a pretty good deal.

Now, that is something to masturbate about.

congo_90

texts from meteor:
Thanks for topping up wit (E20) you can now avail of free texts.
----or

---

(momentarily after)
Thanks again for topping up and bringing your number to meteor. 20Euro credit has been added to your account.

*drools*
mm
brb

condra

Would you masturbate to an erotic txt msg??

Maybe, if I was really stuck.

biko

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37Zd6pU3Mw0

Senna

The talking clock does it for me, 'at the next stroke .......Oh yeah, stroke me bitch.... again.... again... harder.

Ruu_Old

Not a text but..
'The number you are dialing <number> is not available, please try again later'

Ah just playing hard to get, tease.

Overheal

yeah yore ma's pretty good at writing em. I'll give her that. w00f.

Borneo Fnctn

Sounds fairly greasy.

Rhiannon14

jackpalance wrote: »

Sounds fairly greasy.

Only with certain lubes.

Masada

only one question about this thread

WTF???

must be getting to that witching hour,.lol.,

Mossy Monk

Interesting the hugely varied things that turn different people on.

Benburb Dog

I received a porn video over my blue tooth phone on the Luas. WTF? Don't know who sent it or why. Though I wouldn't have minded BJ that morning so I wasn't offended.

uglyjohn

Benburb Dog wrote: »

I received a porn video over my blue tooth phone on the Luas. WTF? Don't know who sent it or why. Though I wouldn't have minded BJ that morning so I wasn't offended.

maybe its your Kris Kringle.

FlutterinBantam

You should have taken out the rod, stuck it out the open door and when she closed whack all the way to the next stop.

No one would notice.

Genghiz Cohen

...

azezil

Benburb Dog wrote: »

I received a porn video over my blue tooth phone on the Luas. WTF? Don't know who sent it or why. Though I wouldn't have minded BJ that morning so I wasn't offended.

And you'd have your phone set to receive automatically in public.... why?

Benburb Dog

azezil wrote: »

And you'd have your phone set to receive automatically in public.... why?

So that I can receive unsolicited porn of course! I am not picky, I will take any kind.

mc nuggets

Benburb Dog wrote: »

I received a porn video over my blue tooth phone on the Luas. WTF? Don't know who sent it or why. Though I wouldn't have minded BJ that morning so I wasn't offended.

Was it interacial midget porn, cause i got sent that on the bus the other day :eek:

Nalz

trilla just reads title

and replies


NO

I like custard though

Creamy Goodness

here's my number : 086 3373176 i'll try it out.

Lockstep

uglyjohn wrote: »

maybe its your Kris Kringle.

Ha!
5 stars


When I get bored in college lectures I like to send inappropriate photos to people. Usually a sign on a german toilet to state "baby changing facilities" but which appears to be a man raping a legless child

Potential-Monke

kickoutthejams wrote: »

Ha!
5 stars


When I get bored in college lectures I like to send inappropriate photos to people. Usually a sign on a german toilet to state "baby changing facilities" but which appears to be a man raping a legless child

I shouldn't but ROFLMAO!!! Now i feel dirty...

Lockstep

Potential-Monke wrote: »

I shouldn't but ROFLMAO!!! Now i feel dirty...

Uploaded it!

Imagine getting this in the middle of a class on the Bronze age uses of Lunulae.



I swears this was on the door to a public toilet in Germany. Friedrichsberg I think

Cool_CM

Cremo wrote: »

here's my number : 086 3373176 i'll try it out.

wow, just wow, even if that isnt your number(Im assuming that nobody is stupid enough to put their actual number on public view in AH) the poor person whose random number you just "made up" is going to be flooded with "erotic" text messages.
I like your thinking!