Hangover woes...

Karl Hungus

I'm on day 2 of one of the worst hangovers of recent memory... Had a massive, and I mean massive session on Thursday night, lasting about 8 hours, complete with cocktails of mysterious liquid that I've no idea about, and one very, very bad pint that I finished on principle alone.

No amount of water, medication, fizzy drinks, or unhealthy food is making it dissapear either, and I managed to sleep about as much as I could, but it's still worse now than the morning after a normal night out, and I haven't even mentioned the pebble dashes I've been on.

Boy, the things us BG&RH fellows have to go through to maintain our figures, eh?

A lick of paint and some pointy shoes? Them wimmins have it easy looking good!

Zaph

Brother Karl, your dedication to the cause is to be commended. As you appear to have tried all the standard remedies there is nothing more I can really offer you other than my hearty congratulations on a job well done.

Karl Hungus

zaph wrote: »

Brother Karl, your dedication to the cause is to be commended. As you appear to have tried all the standard remedies there is nothing more I can really offer you other than my hearty congratulations on a job well done.

Thanks man. The respect of my peers alone makes it all worth it, and takes my mind of the pain a bit.

ruthiedv

You poor bunny.
Try this:


Should do the trick.

Karl Hungus

Already have. This hangover has become immune to greasy frys, it's adapted, a mutated strain more potent than before.

FlutterinBantam

If you are 'Pebble Dashing' you can't be too bad.

Its when you can't pebble dash and the whole innards tighten up like one of Jordans tits then you are in trouble.

No sympathy...don't mix beer and spirits, didn't your mammy tell you that

froosh69

ahhh...the uncurable, untreatable and unbearable hangover...

al I can recommend is just try to enjoy it!!!
hangovers like that are usually worth the session that preceeded them.

Karl Hungus

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

If you are 'Pebble Dashing' you can't be too bad.

Its when you can't pebble dash and the whole innards tighten up like one of Jordans tits then you are in trouble.

No sympathy...don't mix beer and spirits, didn't your mammy tell you that

Meh, I'm a Guinness drinker, so a brick the next morning is something I can handle. Pebble dashing is a rarity with me, so it just goes to show how nasty this one is.

As for mixing drinks, feck that! If I listened to everything my ma said, I'd have been a choirboy, been fingered by a bishops, and then been some loony non-drinker.

Esel

Karl Hungus wrote: »

Meh, I'm a Guinness drinker, so a brick the next morning is something I can handle. Pebble dashing is a rarity with me, so it just goes to show how nasty this one is.

As for mixing drinks, feck that! If I listened to everything my ma said, I'd have been a choirboy, been fingered by a bishops, and then been some loony non-drinker.

At least you'd know the proper way to kiss a bishop's ring. :eek:

ian_m

ruthiedv wrote: »

You poor bunny.
Try this:


Should do the trick.

Looks tasty but its painful on the way back up.

Pigman II

The trick to the uncurable hangover is to just accept it. For extra points moan about it to anyone within earshot who expects you to do work.

Feigning vertigo and an inability to calculate often is sufficent.

DublinWriter

Pigman II wrote: »

The trick to the uncurable hangover is to just accept it.

Wrong. We have the technology. Brothers, there is no hangover that two Solpadeines and a cup of sweet tea can't shift.

I was that solider.

LostinBlanch

Make that two solpadeine and a pint of milk and I'll agree with you.

One time after a party I woke up with a wojious head on me, the place was in ****e and it was raining out. Me heads to the fridge, gets out the milk and takes the solpadeine with it and heads back to bed.

I woke up a couple of hours later feeling great, it was sunny out and the wimmin had cleaned up the place.

Now that's a hangover cure!

pretty-in-pink

Hangovers? Rarely get them. Thankfully. No sympathy

dfx-

I am led to believe that, contrary to popular belief, this thread is not about finding a cure for such an impressive hangover, more to share the beauty and extent of the session and ensuing hangover in all its pebble dashing glory

:cool:

Slow Motion

Of course there is a cure for this kind of hangover. Get drunk all over again and have a lesser hangover the next day ! Pft n00bs :cool:

neacy69

Slow Motion wrote: »

Of course there is a cure for this kind of hangover. Get drunk all over again and have a lesser hangover the next day ! Pft n00bs :cool:

Seconded the only cure for a hangover of the standard described here would be to go back on the lash

Beruthiel

Karl Hungus wrote: »

Already have. This hangover has become immune to greasy frys, it's adapted, a mutated strain more potent than before.

I have that hangover.
Was at the office party on sat night - free drink all night long - got up at 11 yesterday, back in bed at 2, up at 6, back in bed at nine. Got to work over 2 hours late this morning, still wrecked.
And will probably be the same again after boards beer next week.

someothername

as mentioned by Slow mo - only way through it is with a few pints.
hair of the dog as they say

Pigman II

Beruthiel wrote: »

I have that hangover.
Was at the office party on sat night - free drink all night long - got up at 11 yesterday, back in bed at 2, up at 6, back in bed at nine. Got to work over 2 hours late this morning, still wrecked.
And will probably be the same again after boards beer next week.

Haha, you're getting old.

Lands Leaving

ruthiedv wrote: »

You poor bunny.
Try this:


Should do the trick.

Whats that healthy juice doing there? It better have vodka in it.

Karl Hungus

dfx- wrote: »

I am led to believe that, contrary to popular belief, this thread is not about finding a cure for such an impressive hangover, more to share the beauty and extent of the session and ensuing hangover in all its pebble dashing glory

:cool:

Give the man a prize!

dfx-

A pint will suffice:D

monkeyfudge

Quiff81 wrote: »

as mentioned by Slow mo - only way through it is with a few pints.
hair of the dog as they say

Yep... I was drinking until 8am at my office party on Saturday night.... Woke up at about 1pm with a splitting headache.. but was still pretty damn drunk so I went out drinking again... and all was well.

Lux23

I had a hangover that lasted for four days once. My usual cure is greasy food, an aspirin, an orgasam (or ten) and a bit of snooze but none of this worked. I couldn't even eat for the whole four days so on the plus side i lost 5lbs.