Hangover = Horny

Fanny Wank

Had a good few pints last night, pretty hungover in work. I always wonder after a session why I'm so horny. Why does beer make you like a coiled spring the next morning? Do women also suffer from these symptoms?

feylya

Nothing better than a lazy **** the next morning. Gotta love those endorphines.

cance

Fanny **** wrote: »

Had a good few pints last night, pretty hungover in work. I always wonder after a session why I'm so horny. Why does beer make you like a coiled spring the next morning? Do women also suffer from these symptoms?

i often wonder that too, its bad enough you are feeling rough as pig shíte, but the little fella wants you to go bouncin!

Spud83

No better hangover cure than to sweat it out of ya.

KingOfFairview

I'm the same. I'm like an animal the day after beers

hottstuff

lol you guys need to have sex with a woman now and again.

xzanti

It's no different for wimmin tbh.. In my experience anyway :cool:

Lux23

Me too. Not first thing in the morning but by lunch time I would do anything for a quickie in the stationary cupboard.

watna

I think it's a man thing. It;s been well commented on amongst my (female) friends!

Xavi6

Fanny **** wrote: »

Had a good few pints last night, pretty hungover in work. I always wonder after a session why I'm so horny. Why does beer make you like a coiled spring the next morning? Do women also suffer from these symptoms?

Jaysus buddy just subscribe so you can get into sex & sexuality. It's clearly all you want!

Agamemnon

Sex will take away your hangover pain. Nothing like a good bangover.

Fanny Wank

Xavi6 wrote: »

Jaysus buddy just subscribe so you can get into sex & sexuality. It's clearly all you want!

LOL! I just say what everyone else is thinking !!

agamemnon wrote: »

Sex will take away your hangover pain. Nothing like a good bangover.

The smell of booze off me this morning made my girlfriend run a mile, hence full bag.....

Pigman II

Next time you're out on the batter just pull a cracker and bring her back to your place for a nightcap. In the morning when you wake up and see what she really looks like your horniness will have disappeared, possibly forever.

Fredrick

Yup happens to me also. One of the great mysteries of humankind and its funny but i find if i do it once or twice my hangover is gone. Splendid i tell ye.

Ninja_scrotum

Yeah, nothing like an anti-scag **** of a sunday morning.

kmick

I have a theory about this.

1) You go out and drink 10 pints all seems great.
2) Wake up next morning you feel like roadkill.
3) Your body thinks - oh crap I am dying I need to reproduce fast.
4) Reproduction impulses set to high.
5) Hungover and Horny

QED

cance

kmick wrote: »

I have a theory about this.

1) You go out and drink 10 pints all seems great.
2) Wake up next morning you feel like roadkill.
3) Your body thinks - oh crap I am dying I need to reproduce fast.
4) Reproduction impulses set to high.
5) Hungover and Horny

QED

i wish to subscribe to your newsletter sir.

auggie2k

I love scag days, those lazy Sundays with your hoody up, eating loads of crap food watching the classics like Rocky or Back To The Future.

Chardee MacDennis

sorry what does scag mean?

hottstuff

Call_me_al wrote: »

sorry what does scag mean?

Think Heroin , think junkie , think hoodies , think trainspotting......:)

wheres me jumpa

I can relate to this, every single hangover, no matter how bad!

John Mason

xzanti wrote: »

It's no different for wimmin tbh.. In my experience anyway :cool:

me too - also make sure i have new batteries in, when i know i am going on a big session

Lux23

irishbird wrote: »

me too - also make sure i have new batteries in, when i know i am going on a big session

Yea I have occasionally ended up with a numb hand after a big session.

hottstuff

You two ladies should be ashamed of yourselves .Your supposed to let the man do this for ya , makes us worth something.lol
What next , 65 year old ladies , using rampant rabbits , taking up the topic of conversation on a whole radio show.:D

John Mason

hottstuff wrote: »

You two ladies should be ashamed of yourselves .Your supposed to let the man do this for ya ,

two things: -

1. If i had a man...

2. I can do it better then any man ...;):p

cance

irishbird wrote: »

two things: -

1. If i had a man...

2. I can do it better then any man ...;):p

the sad thing is, i'd say a fair few members are fapp'ing now even with the suggestion of this :rolleyes:

Spud83

cance wrote: »

the sad thing is, i'd say a fair few members are fapp'ing now even with the suggestion of this :rolleyes:

I doubt it we have seen her pic.;)

*sorry, kind off*

Stabshauptmann

Was thinking something along the lines of alcohol effecting blood pressure or your body just wants something to take away the pain; but yeah definitly in overdrive the morning after

hottstuff

cance wrote: »

the sad thing is, i'd say a fair few members are fapp'ing now even with the suggestion of this :rolleyes:

Well we are competitive after all :rolleyes:

Aura

Abso-f&%king-lutely 150% true for both sexes in my experience!!

johnny_adidas

just the once is never enough either!!!

Pigman II

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

I doubt it we have seen her pic.;)

*sorry, kind off*

True, she's no CoolSmilyBurd that's for sure. I'd jump that.

juuge

After a Saturday night on the raz I get such a boner the next day I can hardly say Mass.

Dun laoire

xzanti wrote: »

It's no different for wimmin tbh.. In my experience anyway :cool:

Good girl



Now here's why you do be mad horny the next day. You're out and about, you get a bit flutered and start ogling and trying it on with this one and that one. Plenty of leg and clevage knocking about the clubs = Next morning mad horny

Do you ever notice if you're out with the mates midweek for a match or whatever you dont have the same horny effect the next morning???? Unless thats your thing of course :eek:

ah horny mornings. great thread:D

l3LoWnA

Definately the same for both sexes. If you're a man and you've been out the night before together with your lady and she pushes you away the next morning....chances are that:-

a) You are crap in bed & never make her cum or make it a big effort for her and/or she needs to fake it which is just too much to ask with hangover

or

b) She spotted so many lads the night before that she'd rather f*ck so she'd prefer to have a quiet moment alone with her thoughts

big_show

hungover + filthy sex = sick - relieved

admiralofthefleet

me too, i get raging morning glory the day after a massive piss-up

Bitz n Pieces

Defo the same for women!! I am horny as f**k during a session, after a session, and the next morning!! In fact I think I am horny pretty much all the time, I do love dirty, sweaty sex on a Sunday morning though, stink of beer and cigarettes, hair all over the place and still wearing last night's make-up, damn attractive I tell thee!!! Yes my boyfriend is a lucky man, he'd be still asleep, snoring away and I start playing with him, he has no choice in the matter!!

hottstuff

Bitz n Pieces wrote: »

Defo the same for women!! I am horny as f**k during a session, after a session, and the next morning!! In fact I think I am horny pretty much all the time, I do love dirty, sweaty sex on a Sunday morning though, stink of beer and cigarettes, hair all over the place and still wearing last night's make-up, damn attractive I tell thee!!! Yes my boyfriend is a lucky man, he'd be still asleep, snoring away and I start playing with him, he has no choice in the matter!!

Take it your not a churchgoer then?
See you behind the steeple @ 12.10;)

Romero

alanmurphy83 wrote: »

I doubt it we have seen her pic.;)

*sorry, kind off*

Ah thats not fair, I think your lovely looking Irishbird

Giblet

Ah, the ol' HH or Hangover Horn.

Overheal

yea wtf this just happened to me today too

something to do with being too drunk for a **** when you get into bed/wake up in the morning? I know im too lazy to shake the fist

Blitzkrieger

bleh - I'm hungover this morning and I'm just dreaming of a big dirty fry.


It might have something to do with there being nothing but men in work.....

dSTAR

Ahhh brings to mind vague recollections of waking one morning beside some chick I was banging for a few weeks prior. We had both been hitting it really hard the night before and were up for some more Sunday morning action.

As I was boning her out from behind she reached over and started swilling from a half finished glass of champagne. Needless to say this brought me to a climax straight away in much the same way it would had she been puffing on a fag like some filthy hornbag.

juuge

dSTAR wrote: »

Ahhh brings to mind vague recollections of waking one morning beside some chick I was banging for a few weeks prior. We had both been hitting it really hard the night before and were up for some more Sunday morning action.

As I was boning her out from behind she reached over and started swilling from a half finished glass of champagne. Needless to say this brought me to a climax straight away in much the same way it would had she been puffing on a fag like some filthy hornbag.

Should you not have been off saying Mass...Father?

Tar.Aldarion

Being alive = horny, nothing seems to affect that.