Better Red Than Dead?

boardinwork

Heard that phrase used about gingers. Had to think about it for a few minutes. What would you pick? I picked Red in the end

Rob_l

is it not the name of some fashion company
who make spectacles or face glasses

mise_me_fein

Do you read many books?

Have you red pubes?

biko

Let me put it this way: I don't want to be dead...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Better_dead_than_red

kev_s88

id pick red.red does not look bad unless it is accompanied by the stereotypical white skin and millions of freckles.

i know loads of "reds" who missed out on the freckles and are actually pretty hot

boardinwork

Garfield and Chucky and both redheads i suppose and they're ok

I just dont trust them. I heard they have no souls...

I got the following info off www.gingerkids.org

Gingers Kids:

324904 kids are born with Gingervitis a year.
10% of kids born with Gingervitis commit suicide by age 16.
30% of those infected with Gingervitis live healthy, productive, long lives.
20% of those infected with Gingervitis feel great self hatred, and attempt to bite others in hopes they will spread Gingervitis.
80% of Ginger Kids are totally unaware they are soulless.
20% of those infected with Gingervitis, know they don’t have souls and pursue a life devoted to Satanism, Paganism, and/or Politics.
95% of those infected with Gingervitis believe they are ugly contagious beasts, resulting in an extreme fear of such common things as:


Trying on clothes in public dressing rooms
Sharing food
Intercourse
Sharing blood
Kissing the opposite sex.
Having Friends

Common statistics:

15% of all people in the US are bitten by a child with Gingervitis.
12% of those bitten don't know the proper steps to take after being bitten.
63% of those people bitten require years of trauma counseling.
80% of all people in the US are unaware that kids with Gingervitis have no souls.
20% of all people in the US are aware that those with Gingervitis lack souls, and persecute them due to this.
55% of people aware of gingervitis believe it is similar to AIDS.

JAMM222

boardinwork wrote: »

Garfield and Chucky and both redheads i suppose and they're ok

I just dont trust them. I heard they have no souls...

I got the following info off www.gingerkids.org

Gingers Kids:

324904 kids are born with Gingervitis a year.
10% of kids born with Gingervitis commit suicide by age 16.
30% of those infected with Gingervitis live healthy, productive, long lives.
20% of those infected with Gingervitis feel great self hatred, and attempt to bite others in hopes they will spread Gingervitis.
80% of Ginger Kids are totally unaware they are soulless.
20% of those infected with Gingervitis, know they don’t have souls and pursue a life devoted to Satanism, Paganism, and/or Politics.
95% of those infected with Gingervitis believe they are ugly contagious beasts, resulting in an extreme fear of such common things as:


Trying on clothes in public dressing rooms
Sharing food
Intercourse
Sharing blood
Kissing the opposite sex.
Having Friends

Common statistics:

15% of all people in the US are bitten by a child with Gingervitis.
12% of those bitten don't know the proper steps to take after being bitten.
63% of those people bitten require years of trauma counseling.
80% of all people in the US are unaware that kids with Gingervitis have no souls.
20% of all people in the US are aware that those with Gingervitis lack souls, and persecute them due to this.
55% of people aware of gingervitis believe it is similar to AIDS.

LEGEND!!!

red barron

well i never.... how dare you sir

iam a militant ginger and get more hole :cool: then you do scum bag :eek:

Ginger

Oi, I resemble that remark... You are only jealous because Ginger kids can walk through walls and do other cool stuff like that!

KingOfFairview

red barron wrote: »

iam a militant ginger and get more hole :cool: then you do scum bag :eek:

I get the impressionn thats probably because of your classy manner though

Ginger

red barron wrote: »

well i never.... how dare you sir

iam a militant ginger and get more hole :cool: then you do scum bag :eek:

Ha ha ha.. Did you forget to take your red pill this morning, I took mine, that why I am so cool calm and collected right now.. ginger coloured glasses rock!

RxQueen

i used to be ginger, then with lack of sun this year its now brown (someone shouts out auburn pah!)

seamus

Red hair is hot. EOL

KTRIC

Daaaaayyyyywwaaalllkers :eek:


I was bitten by a Daywalker as a child. I went to the hospital and then said it was nothing to worry about and they gave me a jab. 10 years later when my beard started growing it was GINGER

I thought it was nothing but I did notice that I have very photosensitive eyes and my skin is getting paler and paler by the year. I spoke to the IGFA and they want to take me in for "treatment" , I'm not too sure what that means

Pherekydes

Did part of my degree with a redhead and she was intelligent, mannerly, sober, conscientious, diligent, calm and ladylike.

If only I were 25 years younger.

Senna

red barron wrote: »

well i never.... how dare you sir

iam a militant ginger and get more hole :cool: then you do scum bag :eek:

Your own hole doesn't count.

Rob_l

and the question of the day
Are there polish reds?
And not communists

Xavi6

It's actually the other way around and is actually a statment of fact rather than a question -

"Better dead then red"

No thought required.

boardinwork

There should be a Question Mark

Pherekydes

Xavi6 wrote: »

It's actually the other way around and is actually a statment of fact rather than a question -

"Better dead then red"

No thought required.

Based on your spelling, that much is obvious.

boardinwork

Slow coach wrote: »

Based on your spelling, that much is obvious.

It's a well known fact that gingers cannot spell :mad:

Ginger

We too can spell, its just you cant understand the red letters.. go figure!

Pherekydes

boardinwork wrote: »

It's a well known fact that gingers cannot spell :mad:

I'm not sure, but I don't think xavi is a redser.