Lost my passport in a Taxi, driver looked foreign. He probably stole it. :-(

Jesus Wept

Should I contact the Taxi People or the Passport Office people or the Irish Embassy people first?

Can people use google and look up the numbers of these places for me?
I have an innate fear of search engines due to a bad experience I had with one in Nineteen Dickity Two.

Also the taxi driver was a terrible person, he probably ripped me off.
He was probably foreign, he looked shifty.
He probably stole my passport while fiddling the meter, lord knows what sordid acts he is getting upto with my passport now.

Has anyone else had similar experiences?

quarryman

forget it. terrorists have it now.

biko

Was he black and eating a big burger?

Owen

The-Rigger wrote: »

I have an innate fear of search engines due to a bad experience I had with one in Nineteen Dickity Two.

Were you wearing the search engine on your belt as was the fashion at the time?

AlmightyCushion

He most likely tuk ur jerb as well. Was he driving a BMW? I hear the government gives them out to asylum seekers. He probably lives in a mansion in sandymount also given to him by the government. :mad:

Jesus Wept

Biko wrote:

Was he black and eating a big burger?

I dunno if he was black, he just, y'know, he looked foreign.

ned78 wrote: »

Were you wearing the search engine on your belt as was the fashion at the time?

no, the kaisers wouldn't allow it.

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

He most likely tuk ur jerb as well. Was he driving a BMW? I hear the government gives them out to asylum seekers. He probably lives in a mansion in sandymount also given to him by the government. :mad:

It was a Merc, he said they offered him a BMW and he told them to 'take sh1te and go fock themselves!'

It's really frustrating because I was just about to post the passport off to the Irish Embassy in Botswana.
So if anyone here knows, can you tell me what the best postage option and calculate the postage for me? If you could contact the embassy in Botswana to ask what method they recommend it would be very helpful.

Thanks guys.

Nevada

Hardly, 19 euro a week wouldn't keep him in hair straightener.

ojewriej

If he was foreign, You should check if you still have your kidney.

They like kidneys them foreigners, and government doesn't have enough to give them all one.

Nephew

He's probably riding your girlfriend up the ass with his big black mickey too.

delta_bravo

biko wrote: »

Was he black and eating a big burger?

Doubt it, dem foreigners eat swans straight out of the canal

AlmightyCushion

I heard from a friend of a friend that all foreigners are criminals. FACT!

Jesus Wept

Nephew wrote: »

He's probably riding your girlfriend up the ass with his big black mickey too.

OMG, no wonder she is walking so funny today. :mad:
He said he just needed to use 'da loo buddy'.

Foreign bástard.


Please people, stay on topic though, who has the # for Botswana?

OPENROAD

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

He most likely tuk ur jerb as well. Was he driving a BMW? I hear the government gives them out to asylum seekers. He probably lives in a mansion in sandymount also given to him by the government. :mad:

Have to pick you up on that, yes you are correct, they do get a BMW on arrival at Dublin airport, however for the first month they are put up in the Four Seasons and then get the mansion

arybvtcw0eolkf

If I was you I'd report him to those nice folks over on stormfront, I hear they've a way with the darkies.

Wossack

Foreigners think of starting up fake taxi's to rob people of their passports every 7 seconds. FACT.

m83

you racist, shame on you.

randylonghorn

The-Rigger wrote: »

OMG, no wonder she is walking so funny today. :mad:

Your gf?
Probably whatever the female equivalent of "blue balls" is ...

biko

It's not racism if it's a FACT

Maybe the Rumaniananis stole it before you got into the taxi?

seamus

der Terk Ugh Geerrrrbs!

arybvtcw0eolkf

biko wrote: »

It's not racism if it's a FACT

Maybe the Rumaniananis stole it before you got into the taxi?

He can say Adios to his ATM too so, bleed'n Rumaniananis, coming over here and stealing our round-a-bouts :mad:

DeVore

FACT


DeV.

Karoma

I heard the real DeVore was replaced by an immigint willing to work for much less.

Terry

DeVore wrote: »

FACT


DeV.

DeVore banned for bumping a locked thread and pissing Azezil off.