coin a boards.ie phrase

EamonnKeane

I'll start...

Threadchoke, v.i.:

To start a new thread, then, before clicking "Submit New Thread", deciding "that's stupid" and close the tab.

Pugsy_122 wrote an abusive tirade against Katy French while she lay dying, but, fearing bannage, he threadchoked at the last minute.

Silverfish

That was funny, but to be fair, I'm locked.

AlmightyCushion

Pre-mature thread creation. Kinda similar to your one OP except you only realise how stupid the thread is after you hit the submit button.

Lands Leaving

ahem. YORE MA!

connundrum

'Doing a Pighead on it'

Referring to yourself in the 3rd person whilst posting.

Or

Reliving a great personal experience as a precurser to a hugely controversial question.

Lands Leaving

connundrum wrote: »

Reliving a great personal experience as a precurser to a hugely controversial question.

So there lands was attending to YORE MA, when suddenly lands realised -

Immigrants are all murderers, with mullets and bad teeth. and should be killed.

(Hows that?)

EamonnKeane

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Pre-mature thread creation. Kinda similar to your one OP except you only realise how stupid the thread is after you hit the submit button.

Badum-tish!

longshanks

EamonnKeane wrote: »

I'll start...

Threadchoke, v.i.:

To start a new thread, then, before clicking "Submit New Thread", deciding "that's stupid" and close the tab.

Pugsy_122 wrote an abusive tirade against Katy French while she lay dying, but, fearing bannage, he threadchoked at the last minute.

i think he wasn't the only one threadchoking on that topic

Robbo

Lolquote (v): To deliberately misquote a person for the purpose of making the quotee look foolish.

Hobbes

Glenstal'ed : "Ban with extreme prejudice"

Nas'ed : Someone who threatens boards by hacking them, only not clever enough to realise they left all their personal details on boards.ie to begin with.

12 clicked : refers to permanently banning someone. used to take 12 clicks to remove someone forever from boards.ie. Since then they have reduced that to 1 click.

ericl

Just pulled aTerry. add what you can..

Heisenberg.

This post has been deleted.

Hagar

Ruu'ed -- To be banned so fast that your mouse gets dizzy.

Rabies

Free Castor Troy.

connundrum

Robbo wrote: »

Lolquote (v): To deliberately misquote a person for the purpose of making the quoter look foolish.

1 - 0 to me sir!

Agamemnon

pew pew: adjective describing a Feedback thread that is ridiculous but very amusing.

Sample usage: That "Why was I banned?" thread is gone pew pew.

Rob_l

I suggest we adopt this book as the official dictionary of boards

The Meaning of Liff

By Douglas Adams and John Lloyd


http://folk.uio.no/alied/TMoL.html

Time Magazine

Is NYOM ("not your ordinary muck", i.e. high quality) a Boards invention?

Friend: "How you feeling?"
Me: "Atari Jaguar"

kaimera

GTFO

Works on any thread.

seamus

"Typedef": To use sex as an indirect emotional attack against someone. Usually a sibling of the target.

Usage: You should just Typedef her sister.

biko'd = any regional thread posted in After Hours gets biko'd

Procasinator

agamemnon wrote: »

pew pew: adjective describing a Feedback thread that is ridiculous but very amusing.

Sample usage: That "Why was I banned?" thread is gone pew pew.

Haha, that's brillant!

You could also use it to describe inane blabbering from a user.

"Thanks for constructing your thoughts in a readable fashion. Unfortunately, they are nothing but pew pew."

agamemnon

agamemnon wrote: »

pew pew: adjective describing a Feedback thread that is ridiculous but very amusing.

Sample usage: That "Why was I banned?" thread is gone pew pew.

Quality!

tbh

agamemnon wrote: »

pew pew: adjective describing a Feedback thread that is ridiculous but very amusing.

Sample usage: That "Why was I banned?" thread is gone pew pew.

HERE IS YOUR WINNER.

abelard

[insert name here]'s Law;

As a boards.ie feedback thread grows longer, the probability of someone posting a picture of a cat rapidly approaches 1.

reductio ad lolcatum

Procasinator

abelard wrote: »

[insert name here]'s Law;

Hmmm, how about Lolcat's Law?