Describe your first experience with alcohol using MS Paint

Tom Dunne

As a tribute to the infamous MS Paint thread on another forum, here's our very own opportunity to share with the world our first experience with beer, through the medium of art.

watna

Ok, I've never had beer but i did the first time I ever drank instead. I was 16 and decided for my first drinking experience I'd neck tequila straight from the bottle. I proceeded to spit it out due to the nastiness and spilled it all down myself in front of this guy I was into at the time. I didn't get anywhere with him after that.

Tom Dunne

Beer/alcohol, for our purposes it is all the same.

So repeat the above using MS Paint.

watna

The fecking things won't attach! Give me a minute... and i was so proud of my artistic skills!

EDIT: Yay, saved as a JPEG and now attached! Seriously, i should quit my job and be a world famous artist!

DarkJager

Here it is.... Couldn't go into massive detail cause I'm in work , but I'm sure you get the picture...

trout

I should set the scene a little here. I was working as a dogsbody for a caterer at the launch of a well known american beer (I've obscured the name in the picture, but you can guess ). Must be nearly 20 years ago now.

I think the launch was in the Powerscourt centre ... and there were crates of beer flying out the back door as quick as they were flying in the front. One fupper filled his car, and then ordered a taxi to carry even more away.

I had no car ... I was only 16, so I decided to skull as much beer as I could in 20 minutes flat ... I chugged eight cans of warm american horsepiss, egged on by the other halfwits. An hour later, I fell completely fell to pieces. I'm not proud of it, but every orifice was working overtime, in glorious technicolour. Puke, Piss, Belch, Fart ... all at the one time :eek:

Thankfully, I was working with a buddy, who gently kicked me under a serving table, where I lay semi-conscious for at least 30 minutes, until the need to poop became unbearable. 10 minutes under the cold tap left me fit to work for the rest of the evening ... barely.

At the end of the night, the guy who was running the show brought me home, paid me in full, left me a crate of the beer (I think he was being smart)... and I never heard from him again.

I also never got to finish my "chat" with one of the girls working the bar ... I still think of her when I see a blond lady with a sulky face. Hawwwt :cool:

My lowest point for sure ... and I will never touch that stuff again.

Zaph

The results of drinking a six pack of Harp having never drunk a drop before

Hic!

monkeyfudge

For rather obvious reasons I really can't say I can remember my first experience with beer.

Zaph

Do you suspect it may have involved monkeys?

trout

monkeyfudge wrote: »

For rather obvious reasons I really can't say I can remember my first experience with beer.

I would have thought an erudite and frankly hairy person such as yourself would be well able to express the above sentiment in a gif file of 10Kb or less. Just ask yourself ... what would Stephen King do ?

C'mon ... make with the piccies, don't kill the thread. :cool: Monkeys, while not required, will add considerably to the lolz. And fudge.

monkeyfudge

I honestly don't remember... I just seems like I've always drank... I find it hard to think of a time when I didn't...

leninbenjamin

zaph wrote: »

The results of drinking a six pack of Harp having never drunk a drop before

Hic!

wierd that's exactly the same thing i did...

Lands Leaving

Passed out on my friends bed, woke up with a baseball bat between my legs and multicoloured hair.

congo_90

well it certainly didn't go as planned. Still managed to run away after pooing it a bit. went home with the can that was in my hand spilt all over me.

Was hard work trying to run when already beyond tipsy!

Sodoro

im a pioneer!

AlmightyCushion

Sodoro wrote: »

im a pioneer!

Wrong place, man. This is the place you are looking for.

HashSlinging

A linden village special.

Pigman II

lost every game for a year, but finally beat the fecker.

Sodoro

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Wrong place, man. This is the place you are looking for.

Why do ya want me added into 'The male form appreciation thread' ya? thanks!;)

Slow Motion

Sodoro wrote: »

im a pioneer!

What is the facination non-drinkers seem to have with this forum, I get this mental image of a bunch of parent basement dwellers with their noses pressed up against the window thinking "Sigh if only me mammy would let me........"

Zaph

It's the lure of forbidden druit, Brother Slow Mo. That and the dazzling rapier-like wit of the regulars.

Slow Motion

zaph wrote: »

It's the lure of forbidden druit, Brother Slow Mo. That and the dazzling rapier-like wit of the regulars.

Possibly ! But certainly not our spalling ability

Zaph

Sorry, I meant to say forbidden druid.

Slow Motion

zaph wrote: »

Sorry, I meant to say forbidden druid.

*SSSHHHhhhh* Ixnae on the diurds say ! :eek:

Sodoro

Slow Motion wrote: »

What is the facination non-drinkers seem to have with this forum, I get this mental image of a bunch of parent basement dwellers with their noses pressed up against the window thinking "Sigh if only me mammy would let me........"

I dont have a facination with threads like this, i come on threads like this because i can! And to laugh at the funny pictures! And as for me been a parent basement dweller?...you couldnt be further from the truth!