Today was a good day

SlinkyToo

Just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No barkin from the dog, no dripping noise coming from the bog,
And my honey cooked a breakfast with no hog (damn)
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a friend, he needs a shout out
(Whassup?) Hooked it up for later as I hit the do'
Thinkin will I live, another twenty-fo'
I gotta go cause I got me a Ssangyong Rexton,
thats right no BMW stick up my rectum,
Had to stop, at a red light
Lookin in my mirror and not a Herald Seller in sight
And everything is alright
I got a Text from Pat Kenny, saying thanks for being at the Late Late the other night
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which park, are y'all playin basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week ****ed around and got a triple double
Freakin the scobies everyway like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day (****!)

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

if I modded Ah, I'd ban you for this.

Silverfish

Are you alright? Any bumps to the head recently?

Karoma

Banned.