Beaver Hunter

BRIAN1956 · 01-12-2007 3:14pm #1

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up
The doctor asked him how he was feeling , and the 86-year-old said ,
Things are great and I've never felt better. :)I now have a 20 year-old
bride who is pregnant with my child. 'So what do you think about that Doc ?'

The doctor considered his question for a minute and
Then began to tell a story. 'I have an older friend , much like you ,
who is an avid hunter And never misses a season.:mad:

One day he was setting off to go hunting.
In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane Instead of his gun.

As he neared a lake , he came across a very large female beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.:)
Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were his favourite hunting rifle and went 'bang , bang'.':eek:
'Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said , 'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.';)

The doctor replied , 'My point exactly.':rolleyes: