Beware, an enemy on the horizon...

pid()

Non-Drinkers.

I'm disgusted.

KTRIC

That sh!t sickens me all the way down to the bottom of my beer belly :mad:

I propose a midnight attack on the forum and burn the f*ckers out of it

pid()

I like your thinking brother KTRIC.

arybvtcw0eolkf

I seen that sh*t yesterday, I was shocked.

Bastards, absolute scum of the earth.

The Hill Billy

Hang on a sec lads. I was just thinking that if there were any underage BG&RGers - that place would be ideal for hiding their 'stash' coz it would be safe as houses over there.

At the weekends they could then head to the Sleeping & Dreaming forum to go knacker-drinking coz it is really quiet over there.

Just a thought.

KTRIC

Hill Billy wrote: »

Hang on a sec lads. I was just thinking that if there were any underage BG&RGers - that place would be ideal for hiding their 'stash' coz it would be safe as houses over there.

At the weekends they could then head to the Sleeping & Dreaming forum to go knacker-drinking coz it is really quiet over there.

Just a thought.

And then go over to PI and pick a fight with some of the emotionally challenged people

someothername

:eek: i cant believe there is a place like that in here - just went for a look there and i nearly puked my breakfast all over the keyboard........

*runs back to Yore Mas as quick as possible!

cormie

This is the first time I've posted in this forum... I'm a non drinker

Good oul water! My know your nerds pic is even of me with a pint of water on a night out!

Cover your eyes folks, some viewers may find this offensive and disturbing:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=52874818&postcount=668

The Hill Billy

cormie wrote: »

This is the first time I've posted in this forum... I'm a non drinker

Good oul water! My know your nerds pic is even of me with a pint of water on a night out!

Cover your eyes folks, some viewers may find this offensive and disturbing:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=52874818&postcount=668

Troll. Post reported.

KTRIC

cormie wrote: »

This is the first time I've posted in this forum... I'm a non drinker

Good oul water! My know your nerds pic is even of me with a pint of water on a night out!

Cover your eyes folks, some viewers may find this offensive and disturbing:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=52874818&postcount=668

WOW :eek: that whole post didn't contain any van related information !!!

What gives Cormie ??, me thinks you're slipping

jester77

wow, that place is bustling with activity, wonder will they have their own bar

Slow Motion

cormie wrote: »

This is the first time I've posted in this forum... I'm a non drinker

Good oul water! My know your nerds pic is even of me with a pint of water on a night out!

Cover your eyes folks, some viewers may find this offensive and disturbing:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=52874818&postcount=668

OUT ! OUT !! OUT !!!

DarkJager

Non Drinkers eh???? *vomits* That forum is going to turn into a haven for metrosexuals!!! This is a serious offence that definitely requires the intervention of the Strike Team!!!!!!

Fratton Fred

Look positively on these things bruvvers. At least we know who to scrounge a lift from for the next boards social

(Just don't allow yourselves to be in the car with them on you own:eek:)

5starpool

I have been a bit disconcerted for the last while that PiP's sig contained a link to said abomination of a forum.

H.O.T.A.S.

Mobilize the Stike Team?

admiralofthefleet

i couldnt believe my eyes when i saw that last night, let the trollage begin

GLaDOS

Those guys look cool /sarcasm

Oilrig

At least it keeps them in one place... prior there was always the odd nut that butted in.

Must pass on the address to the anti pornography (anything less than a polo shirt) bint that was on the radio recently, she sounded like she needed friends...

pretty-in-pink

Guys- they will go paintballing. Thats like guns and fun stuff. Oh to go paintballing......

5starpool

I see you removed the offending link for your sig PiP, well done.

legspin

As a non-drinker I object.
BG&RH is a philosophical place and I find that the wisdom espoused here is life affirming and dovetails nicely with my own weltanschaung.
But the fascism regarding the boozeless is unbecoming of such a generally welcoming place.

Slow Motion

legspin wrote: »

As a non-drinker I object.
BG&RH is a philosophical place and I find that the wisdom espoused here is life affirming and dovetails nicely with my own weltanschaung.
But the fascism regarding the boozeless is unbecoming of such a generally welcoming place.

Fascism ? Have you ever seen those fcukers ? Far too much energy expended in being one of them ! We are meerly lazily derisive of many of the other forums in an accepting way, and I think our pokes at this latest forum espouses that ethos, look at the threads that are wrong thread for example ! I think you might need to hang around a little while longer to get the right perspective. Any enough of giving a serious answers, pop over to the bar and I'll buy you a pint and we can find some other misguided souls to point and laugh at

legspin

Slow Motion wrote: »

Fascism ? Have you ever seen those fcukers ? Far too much energy expended in being one of them ! We are meerly lazily derisive of many of the other forums in an accepting way, and I think our pokes at this latest forum espouses that ethos, look at the threads that are wrong thread for example ! I think you might need to hang around a little while longer to get the right perspective. Any enough of giving a serious answers, pop over to the bar and I'll buy you a pint and we can find some other misguided souls to point and laugh at

Yes, but it would take even less energy to be indifferent. There are some of us for whom alcohol is not such a good idea.
Listen, you need some of us, if only as designated drivers. And it's not a pint I want......:rolleyes:

Slow Motion

legspin wrote: »

Yes, but it would take even less energy to be indifferent. There are some of us for whom alcohol is not such a good idea.
Listen, you need some of us, if only as designated drivers. And it's not a pint I want......:rolleyes:

Less energy but not as much fun ! And know need for the (:rolleyes:) I was making a joke, that's what we do here !

legspin

Slow Motion wrote: »

Less energy but not as much fun ! And know need for the (:rolleyes:) I was making a joke, that's what we do here !

No, were you really?

(As was I)

ibh

Oilrig wrote: »

At least it keeps them in one place... prior there was always the odd cnut that butted in.

Must pass on the address to the anti pornography (anything less than a polo shirt) bint that was on the radio recently, she sounded like she needed friends...

Fixed that for you.

ibh

cormie wrote: »

This is the first time I've posted in this forum... I'm a non drinker

Good oul water! My know your nerds pic is even of me with a pint of water on a night out!

Cover your eyes folks, some viewers may find this offensive and disturbing:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=52874818&postcount=668

What i can't understand is why anybody would allow themselves to be photographed wearing fingerless gloves. I really hate them.

Slow Motion

legspin wrote: »

No, were you really?

(As was I)

Fair enough but that is the smiley for sarcasm ! Anyhoo enough ! I'll make an exception in your case I'll slip you a rock shandy under the counter !

_blank_

Slow Motion wrote: »

I'll make an exception in your case I'll slip you a rock shandy under the counter !

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Slow Motion

DesF wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

full of vodka

Lands Leaving

You don't win friends with water, you don't win friends with water!

Zaph

legspin wrote: »

But the fascism regarding the boozeless is unbecoming of such a generally welcoming place.

Ooh, are we getting uniforms?

R33F

cormie wrote: »

Good oul water! My know your nerds pic is even of me with a pint of water on a night out!

Water !! :eek:

Don't drink Water !!

It's DIRTY !!

Fish fcuk in that !!!

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning thats as good as they're going to feel all day." -Frank Sinatra

Mossy Monk

R33F wrote: »

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning thats as good as they're going to feel all day." -Frank Sinatra

Frank Sinatra is a genius. A man of God like stature.

pretty-in-pink

Saw another good one, may have been by oscar wilde......not sure:

"I drink beer to tolerate the idiots around me"

Oh and "the lord said let there be vodka, and there was vodka, and he saw that it was good, then the lord said "let there be light" and there was light and the lord said "woh, too much light"

and of course "work is the curse of the drinking classes"

Incidently- saw a part of the magna carta (in FHM), and it has a rule that "A man cannot be imprisoned on the evidance of a woman, unless he has killed her husband"

R33F

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

Saw another good one, may have been by oscar wilde......not sure:

"I drink beer to tolerate the idiots around me"

Oh and "the lord said let there be vodka, and there was vodka, and he saw that it was good, then the lord said "let there be light" and there was light and the lord said "woh, too much light"

and of course "work is the curse of the drinking classes"

Incidently- saw a part of the magna carta (in FHM), and it has a rule that "A man cannot be imprisoned on the evidance of a woman, unless he has killed her husband"

[Slightly Off Topic]

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." -Ernest Hemingway

"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer." -Homer Simpson

I drink to make other people interesting. --George Jean Nathan

and my personal favourite

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." -W.C. Fields

bangersandmash

H.O.T.A.S. wrote: »

Mobilize the Stike Team?

how about the spike team... this isn't cidona! its BULMERS

pretty-in-pink

R33F wrote: »

[Slightly Off Topic]

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." -Ernest Hemingway

"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer." -Homer Simpson

I drink to make other people interesting. --George Jean Nathan

and my personal favourite

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." -W.C. Fields

gotta love the poster in hmv

Slow Motion

If we are going to do quotes

Woman to Winston Churchill " Sir you are drunk"

Churchill "Madam, I may be drunk but you are ugly, at least in the morning I will be sober !"