Bertie's Smirk

juuge

Over the last while I've noticed Bertie has a smirk on his face no matter what question he's asked. He's treating us all like little people and I for one would just love to remove that smirk. Any suggestions as to how we do this?

Zzippy

Surgically. Sans anaesthetic of course...

Archeron

Guinness farts normally do the trick.

lucyburn

I just don't understand why everybody has begun slagging of Bertie!
He's the best leader this country has ever had.I think he's wonderful.
And his daughter is a fabulous writer.

Red Hand

I misread the first post there as Bertie's Merc.:)


How about removing his Merc?

Spud83

Its the kind of smirk that says "I know you know, but prove it"

Lands Leaving

lucyburn wrote: »

I just don't understand why everybody has begun slagging of Bertie!
He's the best leader this country has ever had.I think he's wonderful.
And his daughter is a fabulous writer.

:D:D

ScumLord

I don't think you could wipe the smirk off he's face he just has it too good. He managed to swipe another €30+ thousand euro off us this year, can do whatever he likes without going to jail like the rest of us. Has so much money floating around the place he hasn't a clue who or where he got it out of.

He faults it in our face and we just take it, he has some set of beach balls on him.

Lux23

lucyburn wrote: »

I just don't understand why everybody has begun slagging of Bertie!
He's the best leader this country has ever had.I think he's wonderful.
And his daughter is a fabulous writer.

Oh my god.

Maybe we could get Harney to sit on his face.

Red Hand

Lux23 wrote: »

Maybe we could get Harney to sit on his face.

Think we have a winner! And, just to take it a step further, launch a bikinied Jackie Healy Rae and some yoguert into the mix as well.

Overheal

Shoot him in the face?

If a guy can walk through dublin with an Ak-47 Klashnikov, I really dont see the complication here.

Lux23

Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »

Think we have a winner! And, just to take it a step further, launch a bikinied Jackie Healy Rae and some yoguert into the mix as well.

Maybe just a pair of speedos for Haely Rae, he needs to give his puppies an airing.

Mexicola

lucyburn wrote: »

I just don't understand why everybody has begun slagging of Bertie!
He's the best leader this country has ever had.I think he's wonderful.
And his daughter is a fabulous writer.

These young 'uns have a lot to learn.
Ah sure God bless your little cotton socks.

As for removing the smirk, I wouldnt mind a pop at it with a 357 Magnum. Go ahead Bertie, make my day.

marcsignal

lucyburn wrote: »

He's the best leader this country has ever had. I think he's wonderful.

And his daughter is a fabulous writer.

Hopefully she'll give him a 'Dig Out' when he's writing his Resignation Speech

Lux23 wrote: »

Maybe we could get Harney to sit on his face.

Oh PLEASE !!! lux, I'm eating my Tea !!

leninbenjamin

marcsignal wrote: »

Oh PLEASE !!! lux, I'm eating my Tea !!

you don't eat tea... you drink it.

marcsignal

leninbenjamin wrote: »

you don't eat tea... you drink it.

It's been stewing for an hour, I have to eat it

Dr Strange

Lux23 wrote: »

Oh my god.

Maybe we could get Harney to sit on his face.

Ah, jeez, there's always someone to lower the level that little bit more....

'Ol Jack Chance

Mexicola wrote: »

As for removing the smirk, I wouldnt mind a pop at it with a 357 Magnum. Go ahead Bertie, make my day.

i do believe dirty harry used a 44 magnum. plus thered be more smirk all over the walls with a 44

echosound

I'd love to have a go with some sandpaper made out of crushed glass glued to a brick with infected blood.

Pigman II

He has a shít eating grin. The same shít eating grin Dara O'Briain is cursed with.

galwayrush

Why not send Bertie to Sudan and have him read a prepared speech in which he explains how everyone should call their Teddy Bear Mohammed.:D
Might wipe the grin from his face, hang on, how could anything wipe that grin away, it's what happens when a man spends a few hundred euros a week on make-up

biko

Maybe http://www.digoutday.com/ will wipe it off.

Mexicola

'Ol wrote:

i do believe dirty harry used a 44 magnum. plus thered be more smirk all over the walls with a 44

Haha! Doh..... Ah well you know what I mean ....

johnnyrotten

lucyburn wrote: »

I just don't understand why everybody has begun slagging of Bertie!
He's the best leader this country has ever had.I think he's wonderful.
And his daughter is a fabulous writer.

I Totally agree.

juuge

johnnyrotten wrote: »

I Totally agree.

You must be all very proud of your leader !

Radharc na Sleibhte

juuge wrote: »

Over the last while I've noticed Bertie has a smirk on his face no matter what question he's asked. He's treating us all like little people and I for one would just love to remove that smirk. Any suggestions as to how we do this?

Happy slapping????

lucyburn wrote: »

I just don't understand why everybody has begun slagging of Bertie!
He's the best leader this country has ever had.I think he's wonderful.
And his daughter is a fabulous writer.

Oh dear God.

Lux23 wrote: »

Oh my god.
Maybe we could get Harney to sit on his face.

No, cause that fat ***** would enjoy it too much.

I dunno who I hate more, Smug Smirk Bertie or Fat **** Harney.

They genuinely make my blood boil.

pd101

Its not his fault. Its the weight of all that make up he has that makes his face go that way.