Cheesy chat up lines thread

Chillwithcian

A lesson in cheesy chat up lines:

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away

If you were a hamburger, you'd be a McGorgeous

Do you have a map? i keep getting lost in your eyes!

Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart

Is your last name Gillette, it must be because you are the best a man can get.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

Is that a king size mars bar in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

I wish you were a door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long!

I'm a stud muffin baby, why don't you take a bite?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you swept me off my feet

Donegal Lass

is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

RxQueen

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.



Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.



My Love for you is like diarrhoea ... I can't hold it in.



Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.



Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.



If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.



You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.



Man - Fat Penguin !
Woman - WHAT?
Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.


I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into
this cheap motel room.



Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.



If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the
afternoon.



...the best for last!
Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts
tighten up!:D

boneless

Do you know what chloroform smells like? No!! Well sniff this hanky...

LouOB

Hi ny name is *******
Your coming with me

NullZer0

Did I cum across your face before?

Potential-Monke

You mjust be a parking ticket, because you got fine written all over you!

Quagmire - "What age are you?"
Teenager - "16"
Quagmire - "18, all right! Giggitty giggitty goo!"

projectmayhem

boneless wrote: »

Do you know what chloroform smells like? No!! Well sniff this hanky...

you've got it all wrong. i perfected the line to this: "does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

boneless

"Do you know the difference between conversation and sex?" "NO!!! Well lie down and I'll talk to you!!"

Le Rack

http://www.bebo.com/BlogView.jsp?MemberId=447938376&BlogId=4749852680

I have a blog of my fave's

Chillwithcian

You remind me of Pokemon. I just want to piccachu.

Le Rack

It's you!!!

You added me! Hi!

Are your pants made out of space shuttle tiles cuz your ass is out of this world!

OOOH!!! One of my fave ever! For all you nerds out there!!!

If I were a molecule I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your jeans!

(think about it)

my mate wants to know will you shag me?

Latchy

Whats a bad girl like you doing in a nice place like this ?

Chillwithcian

Le Rack wrote: »

It's you!!!

You added me! Hi!

Your welcome
I love the wonders of the internet!
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebbbbo
mayb one day i will buy it lol

Capt'n Midnight

you can't beat the classics.

Nice shoes, wanna fcuk ?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you ?

Green Giant

Actual chat-up line from a Clare native in some Barcelona nightspot

"Y'know, I'm a huge farmer!"

pretty-in-pink

"I may not be the best looking person here...but I'm the only one talking to you"

"Do you lke to dance? Yes Good, go dance so I can talk to your friend"

FlashGirl

You must be jamaican coz yer jamaican me go crazy! x x x

Black Swan

May West: "Is that a pistol in your pocket, or you glad to see me?"

Fulton Crown

Me bell end is pierced but I'll make sure you don't chip your teeth ...

witchywoman

latchyco wrote: »

Whats a bad girl like you doing in a nice place like this ?

love it!!