Wimmin forgetting to buy us beer

jester77

How upset would you be if you your wimmin walked in from shopping without any beer?

A man who was upset with his wife for not buying beer took vengeance by shooting the family's two pet goats, prosecutors say.

Don't think I'd kill the goats over it :eek:

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watna

It sounds like something from a Borat sketch! It's the mand responsibility ot buy his beer. i don't mind getting one from the fridge and bringing it in to the sitting room but it's his responsibility to carry his beer home from the shops!

Tom Dunne

jester77 wrote: »

How upset would you be if you your wimmin walked in from shopping without any beer?

It just wouldn't happen. Mrs. Dunne is too well trained.

watna wrote: »

It sounds like something from a Borat sketch! It's the mand responsibility ot buy his beer. i don't mind getting one from the fridge and bringing it in to the sitting room but it's his responsibility to carry his beer home from the shops!

watna, pet, you just don't get it do you?

All things shopping related are matters for the wimmins to deal with. Especially when it comes to beer. Not only do the wimmins have to bring it from the fridge, they have to ensure the fridge is suitably stocked.

watna

tom dunne wrote: »

watna, pet, you just don't get it do you?

All things shopping related are matters for the wimmins to deal with. Especially when it comes to beer. Not only do the wimmins have to bring it from the fridge, they have to ensure the fridge is suitably stocked.

Oh really? Well I have weak arms so I'd only drop the beer anyway. In our house we buy beer in boxes of 24 from the off licence. So there'd be a river of beer running down the path and down the drain, never to be recovered! It's every man's nightmare so really I'm doing all men a favour!

Tom Dunne

watna wrote: »

Oh really? Well I have weak arms so I'd only drop the beer anyway.

Can't be having that. Time to send you to the gym.

watna wrote: »

In our house we buy beer in boxes of 24 from the off licence.

Orly? Good stuff.

watna wrote: »

So there'd be a river of beer running down the path and down the drain, never to be recovered! It's every man's nightmare so really I'm doing all men a favour!

Hmmmm. I see your point. I am sure you could pick up a trolley of some sort. Or better still, have them delivered. They do deliveries of beer on the internet these days, don't they?

I don't know, Mrs. Dunne looks after all that for me.

someothername

Watna - here is a possible solution

buy less beer - as in as much as you can carry.
once this is placed carefully in the fridge , go back and get more...
repeat until the fridge is suitably stocked!

ibh

"He shot both of them. He killed Flash, and the officer had to kill Chloe," the daughter, Megan Mischler, said in a phone interview Wednesday. "I really don't understand why he shot them — they didn't deserve it."



She's right that the goats didn't deserve it, but he had to teach the missus a lesson. It would have been more appropriate to maybe shoot her in the shoulder or the calf or somwhere non-fatal, but laws have gotton so strict recently on who you can shoot and why, everybody gone PC crazy etc.. He even warned her that he'd shoot the goats, what more did she want???

For gods sake the man spent the day hunting.. Why was his wife not already home with beer and food for him. Next thing you know she'd stop laying his clothes out for him in the morning..

Now you can call me what you want, but I think the family got away lightly. I don't think that I myself would be as patient and compassionate.

watna

tom dunne wrote: »

Can't be having that. Time to send you to the gym.

I never thought I'd those words put together in that order in this forum! The gym?!

Tom Dunne

watna wrote: »

I never thought I'd those words put together in that order in this forum! The gym?!

You have a lot to learn.

Notice how I am sending you to the gym, not one of the brothers.

LostinBlanch

tom dunne wrote: »

You have a lot to learn.

Notice how I am sending you to the gym, not one of the brothers.

jester77

tom dunne wrote: »

You have a lot to learn.

Notice how I am sending you to the gym, not one of the brothers.

I think we'll have to send her to the tutorial video in the other thread!

watna

tom dunne wrote: »

You have a lot to learn.

Notice how I am sending you to the gym, not one of the brothers.

Oh, I get it now, the wimmins have to be trim and have muscly arms to lift the beer but the brothers don't. They should use their energy in expanding their beer guts?!

jester77

watna wrote: »

Oh, I get it now, the wimmins have to be trim and have muscly arms to lift the beer but the brothers don't. They should use their energy in expanding their beer guts?!

Now you have it

It took us years of hard earned cash & precious time along with some bad hangovers on the way to accumulate the guts we have today. We can't be ruining all that work by carrying a crate of beer into the kitchen :rolleyes:

Gillo

watna wrote: »

Oh, I get it now, the wimmins have to be trim and have muscly arms to lift the beer but the brothers don't. They should use their energy in expanding their beer guts?!

Why have a six pack when you can have a keg?

Then again I prefer to keep my six pack on my chest and my keg in the kitchen.

As for the origional story, am I the only one to think "Hang on, the family had two goats as pet's" I mean what ever happened to having a dog as a pet. Who keeps goats as pets, the whole family deserved to be shot.

Lads' from one guy to another, get up off your lard ridden a$$ and buy your own beer.

Pighead

Pigheads ladyfriend went shopping last evening and came back without any sausages and more importantly without any beer.

Picked the bitch up by her pigtails, swung her around 360 degrees 7 times over, let her go and watched with a satisfied smile on my face as she careered into the bannister knocking herself out before slithering onto the floor.

CAN PIGHEAD GET A HELL YEAH FROM HIS BROTHERS?

trout

Pighead wrote: »

Pigheads ladyfriend went shopping last evening and came back without any sausages and more importantly without any beer.

Picked the bitch up by her pigtails, swung her around 360 degrees 7 times over, let her go and watched with a satisfied smile on my face as she careered into the bannister knocking herself out before slithering onto the floor.

CAN PIGHEAD GET A HELL YEAH FROM HIS BROTHERS?

ibh

Pighead wrote: »

Pigheads ladyfriend went shopping last evening and came back without any sausages and more importantly without any beer.

I'm surprised you eat sausages.

monkeyfudge

Pighead wrote: »

Pigheads ladyfriend went shopping last evening and came back without any sausages and more importantly without any beer.

Picked the bitch up by her pigtails, swung her around 360 degrees 7 times over, let her go and watched with a satisfied smile on my face as she careered into the bannister knocking herself out before slithering onto the floor.

CAN PIGHEAD GET A HELL YEAH FROM HIS BROTHERS?

That sounds like a lot of effort... couldn't you just take a sh*t on her side of the bed or something?

Tom Dunne

Pighead wrote: »

CAN PIGHEAD GET A HELL YEAH FROM HIS BROTHERS?

No, but you will get something else from me if you keep posting drivel like that.

ibh

monkeyfudge wrote: »

That sounds like a lot of effort... couldn't you just take a sh*t on her side of the bed or something?

Ok that just made me spits some coffee on my keyboard. Monkeys are so funny.. (Except the one i saw in a cge in Malaysia. He didn't seem happy..)

monkeyfudge

ibh wrote: »

Ok that just made me spits some coffee on my keyboard. Monkeys are so funny.. (Except the one i saw in a cge in Malaysia. He didn't seem happy..)

He was probably inbetween **** when you saw him.

ibh

monkeyfudge wrote: »

He was probably inbetween **** when you saw him.

Possibly. I'll take your word on this one. You're the expert.

Hagar

On monkeys or...?

Zaph

Pighead wrote: »

Pigheads ladyfriend went shopping last evening and came back without any sausages and more importantly without any beer.

Picked the bitch up by her pigtails, swung her around 360 degrees 7 times over, let her go and watched with a satisfied smile on my face as she careered into the bannister knocking herself out before slithering onto the floor.

CAN PIGHEAD GET A HELL YEAH FROM HIS BROTHERS?

While the disappointment is understandable, the Brotherhood has more respect for the wimmins and would in no way do anything to harm a hair on their precious little heads. A simple request to return to the shops and not come back until sausages have been procured should suffice. If you have trained your wimmin properly this request should not result in much more than a bruised ear and a door slamming behind her as she heads back to the Dunnes stores meat counter.

Slutmonkey57b

ibh wrote: »

"He shot both of them. He killed Flash, and the officer had to kill Chloe," the daughter, Megan Mischler, said in a phone interview Wednesday. "I really don't understand why he shot them — they didn't deserve it."



She's right that the goats didn't deserve it, but he had to teach the missus a lesson. It would have been more appropriate to maybe shoot her in the shoulder or the calf or somwhere non-fatal, but laws have gotton so strict recently on who you can shoot and why, everybody gone PC crazy etc.. He even warned her that he'd shoot the goats, what more did she want???

For gods sake the man spent the day hunting.. Why was his wife not already home with beer and food for him. Next thing you know she'd stop laying his clothes out for him in the morning..

Now you can call me what you want, but I think the family got away lightly. I don't think that I myself would be as patient and compassionate.

Now, while the missus was clearly at fault here, there's no need to be getting nasty. I think the brothers can agree that while the wimmins have their place, that place is not the A&E. A brother has a duty to his missus to keep her safe from predators, wolves and the like, while she has a duty to keep his dinner hot and the beer flowing. Let us not forget brothers, that without wimmins, there'd be nobody to clean the lav.

John Mason

Pighead wrote: »

Pigheads ladyfriend went shopping last evening and came back without any sausages and more importantly without any beer.

Picked the bitch up by her pigtails, swung her around 360 degrees 7 times over, let her go and watched with a satisfied smile on my face as she careered into the bannister knocking herself out before slithering onto the floor.

CAN PIGHEAD GET A HELL YEAH FROM HIS BROTHERS?

Mr. Pig, this is not accceptable behaviour (said in the voice of jo frost). you are are not allowed physcially harm the wimmins. you need to explain what they have done wrong and place them on the naughty step for the required amount of time, you must repeat this until they learn

dfx-

Pighead wrote: »

Pigheads ladyfriend went shopping last evening and came back without any sausages and more importantly without any beer.

Picked the bitch up by her pigtails, swung her around 360 degrees 7 times over, let her go and watched with a satisfied smile on my face as she careered into the bannister knocking herself out before slithering onto the floor.

CAN PIGHEAD GET A HELL YEAH FROM HIS BROTHERS?

Yeah, but how did this help in getting the sausages and beer? Did it result in no beer or sausages? Not really deserving of a hell yeah in that case. More indignant disgust, I think you'll agree. I certainly hope it didn't result in you having to obtain the items yourself :eek:

Priorities and all that, Pighead.:)

Oilrig

Bad move Pighead.

You'll end up doing your own shopping and cooking if you carry on like that. :mad: