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Wimmin guide to the men of BGRH

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  • #2
    Maple
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 16,186 ✭✭✭✭Maple


    ah nuts i can't view it in work, what is it?


  • #3
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    That's fanTASTIC... :D
    I'm home sick today but jebus that put a smile on my face --thankee!!


  • #4
    Dun laoire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    That video is 100% correct throughout and gets my stamp of approval. Women, watch and learn. :D:D


  • #5
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    star-pants wrote: »
    thankee!!
    Hey star-pants, that's not the first time I've seen you using this word.

    Stephen King fan, by any chance?


  • #6
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    DesF wrote: »
    Hey star-pants, that's not the first time I've seen you using this word.

    Stephen King fan, by any chance?

    um... I thought I'd made it up somewhere... perhaps not? don't read stephen king.


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  • #7
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    I've just watched the video.

    This should be a sticky tbh.

    Or a Boards-wide announcement.

    Actually, it should be one of them educational videos shown to girls in school.


  • #8
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    DesF wrote: »
    I've just watched the video.

    This should be a sticky tbh.

    Or a Boards-wide announcement.

    Actually, it should be one of them educational videos shown to girls in school.

    Agreed!! :D it's so cute


  • #9
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    star-pants wrote: »
    Agreed!! :D it's so cute
    Cute?

    You study that video, and implement it into your lifestyle.

    It's all so true.:)


  • #10
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    DesF wrote: »
    Cute?

    You study that video, and implement it into your lifestyle.

    It's all so true.:)

    Lol need a guy first...then THEN we shall see.
    Though I like to think I'm a semi-decent gf.


  • #11
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    star-pants wrote: »
    Lol need a guy first...
    How you doin'?

    We can be sick buddies.

    star-pants wrote: »
    then THEN we shall see..
    When you get a guy, treat him like that.

    With your good looks and that attitude, he'd never ever think of straying.
    star-pants wrote: »
    Though I like to think I'm a semi-decent gf.

    I'd say you are, but could be a great gf if you took that video and molded your life to fit.


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  • #12
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Haha. Me rikey :D


  • #13
    nomorebadtown
    Closed Accounts Posts: 634 ✭✭✭nomorebadtown


    100% accurate.


  • #14
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    DesF wrote: »
    How you doin'?

    We can be sick buddies.

    Lol - you sick too? dunno..might make uber-sick germs!!
    DesF wrote: »
    When you get a guy, treat him like that.

    With your good looks and that attitude, he'd never ever think of straying.

    Sweet of you to say, I do try my best when dating someone - but clearly not doing it right! *sigh* ah well.


  • #15
    5starpool
    Subscribers Posts: 32,864 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    Damn, can't watch it in work either, plus I'm bloody sick as well. Stoopid germs. I think I have a man cold.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXLHWmjA5IE


    I borrowed this from a post of DeV's, cheers Tom. Hope it works, as I can't see this either from here. Can someone let me know?


  • #16
    Gillo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,566 ✭✭✭Gillo


    These video's have been doing the rounds for ages

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU


    I think manages to explain wimmin's motivations a bit better though

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ0jRuASVEQ


  • #17
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    5starpool wrote: »
    Damn, can't watch it in work either, plus I'm bloody sick as well. Stoopid germs. I think I have a man cold.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXLHWmjA5IE


    I borrowed this from a post of DeV's, cheers Tom. Hope it works, as I can't see this either from here. Can someone let me know?



    Yoinkage...


    /me skips off back to patsy with the pre-stolen booty


  • #18
    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    5starpool wrote: »
    Damn, can't watch it in work either, plus I'm bloody sick as well. Stoopid germs. I think I have a man cold.

    Haha, that's brilliant!!
    gillo wrote: »
    These video's have been doing the rounds for ages

    I think manages to explain wimmin's motivations a bit better though

    good oul Harry Enfield...
    I like fluffy little kittens.. FAB :D


  • #19
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,044 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn



    http://www.break.com/index/the-perfect-girlfriend.html


  • #20
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    thanks you so much for this thread jester, i now know exactly why i am single, i will change my behavior immediatley :D


  • #21
    johnnyskeleton
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,561 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    Manly activities like growling, fighting, and measuring things


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  • #22
    5starpool
    Subscribers Posts: 32,864 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    This thread should be in the cirriculum for wimmins at school i think.


  • #23
    Lands Leaving
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,145 ✭✭✭Lands Leaving


    Agreed! Now I'm off to knife a pensioner and desecrate a church


  • #24
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Glad to say that the guy in the video is nothing like me :) ....hmmmmm :rolleyes:

    ok, well maybe except for the bit were he is cowring on the floor from her nagging , but thats all :(:D


  • #25
    echosound
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 773 ✭✭✭echosound


    After watching that instructional vid, I have come to the conclusion that I am the perfect wife. Off with me to crow and gloat about it to himself and nag him to clear up beard trimmings from the sink and hide his xbox controller so I can cackle at him sobbing in desperation hunting for it.


  • #26
    LostinBlanch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭LostinBlanch


    echosound wrote: »
    After watching that instructional vid, I have come to the conclusion that I am the perfect wife. Off with me to crow and gloat about it to himself and nag him to clear up beard trimmings from the sink and hide his xbox controller so I can cackle at him sobbing in desperation hunting for it.

    You're just not getting this thing dear are you?

    I understand the concept might be difficult for you to comprehend [yes I know 3 x 3 syllable words in one sentence for your little girly head] so I'll translate it for you shall I?

    Brother(s) > you.

    Now do you get it?

    Now off to the fridge, get him a beer, a rasher sandwich and apologise. :D


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