I'm banned from the Microwave and Time Machine forum

Irish Wolf

Why?

Admin Rig?

I is only after getting my time machine fuelled - and then when I make the jump forward, I find I'm banned by the new admins

Rig, db, cb. RNH, CM, and PiP.. I begs ya.................

don't bans me from the Microwave and Time Machine forum..

Jesus Wept

Don't fret.

The minor delay in the forum approval has caused a blip in the space time continuum.

It will all be resolved in due course though.

In the mean time, enjoy the future, and take some pics.

Dirk Gently

myself and my naked sex toy pip who have been living together the past 3 years will look into this matter two weeks ago. Dudess (my other naked sex toy housemate) has been hacking my account and may be responsible. I'll lick into it.

20 years later and shock and awe is still working

randylonghorn

Irish Wolf wrote: »

Why?

Admin Rig?

I is only after getting my time machine fuelled - and then when I make the jump forward, I find I'm banned by the new admins

Rig, db, cb. RNH, CM, and PiP.. I begs ya.................

don't bans me from the Microwave and Time Machine forum..

Wolfie, a complaint has been received from the Vice Squad regarding a material contravention of your license ... what you were doing outside that primary school with your trews around your ankles 15 years from now might, I suppose, be accurately called a microwave, but it was not the meaning of the word as envisaged by this forum.

To make the matter worse, one of the children who witnessed your vile antics will become a mod of this forum in 45 years time. He would have been an excellent one: self-confident, hard-working and well-balanced. However, given that you were the first 'adult' male he had ever seen in the raw, he is now deeply traumatised by the thought that he is destined to go through life trying to stretch it far enough out of his zipper that at least he won't end up pissing himself!

It took a lot of fast talking to persuade the cops not to lock you up in Prison Camp Limerick, but they eventually agreed that incarceration with thousands of rugger buggers might not actually do much to rehabilitate you. Instead, they have agreed to try peno-electro-shock therapy as soon as they can find clamps small enough. In the meantime, your license is suspended.

randylonghorn

clown bag wrote: »

I'll lick into it.

I'm sure she will enjoy that! :rolleyes:

clown bag wrote: »

20 years later and shock and awe is still working

Well, the three total scalp transplants probably have something to do with it! Not sure that the use of a baboon's bottom skin for the last one was a great idea, though ... bad as red is, violent pink is hardly an improvement!

Irish Wolf

2 stroke wrote: »

Why? Couldn't you do that when you come back last week?

By Jove - I think you've cracked it!

But little did I realise that it would take so many ants to fuel it.. I must make haste and gather terrific suppliers of ants for me to use.. (I'll take aunts if they're in very good condition )

the_syco

2 stroke wrote: »

Why? Couldn't you do that when you come back last week?

As it would've alerted himself that it failed, then he wouldn't have taken the jump, but then how would he have posted that the jump failed? Paradox's are bad!

Ghost Train

how do i get to this forum, i have some important microwave and time machine information to share, but time is running out!

randylonghorn

Pffft! ... time never runs out on this forum!

2 stroke

Irish Wolf wrote: »

I is only after getting my time machine fuelled

Why? Couldn't you do that when you come back last week?

leninbenjamin

you found yourself banned because otherwise the space time continuum would have collapsed. see by posting here you upset the continuum, as you predicted an event that hadn't happened but was sure too... thus the logical course of actions would be interfered by said post... so unless you were actually banned in the future forum, future actions would have been affected to the extent that you would have been both banned and not banned at the same time, which clearly cannot be according to the laws of physics in this universe (but can can in universes 5, 16, 98 and 1047). thus in order to prevent this universe imploding at a future date when the two non instances will collide in the metaphysical non expanse of this universe i had to go ahead and arrange for you too be banned in.

Ironically though i found out the reason you were unable to access the forum in the first place was because your flux capacitor was overheated which nearly caused the plasma container in Rigs to explode. next time choose a more stable worm hole. so you weren't actually banned, just redirected on one occasion.

leninbenjamin

2 stroke wrote: »

Be very careful, I heard time machines became obsolete in the future.

*sigh*

did you not just read what i said above? now because you exposed that vital piece of information you have cast in stone that scenario for reasons that i can't remember...

I think certain people in this thread should stick to the microwaves...

2 stroke

Be very careful, I heard time machines became obsolete in the future.

I think certain people in this thread should stick to the microwaves...

For security reasons, I prefer not to use the microwaves. I send all my important communications via the toaster, much more secure that way.

Dirk Gently

^^^^^
very well done lads