It feels sooo good to swear when you're mad, doen't it?

Ninja_scrotum

Like if I stub my toe off a chair, the pain seems to subside a bit quicker if I scream something like "fcuking cockwank".

You can work up some pretty cool combos if you're mad enough.

Basq

Oh [nofilter]fuck[/nofilter] yeah!

When i stub my toe, i tend to hop around on it shouting swears in an increasing volume with each hop.

ryanairzer

I find JESUS H CHRIST MOTHERFUCK helps the most.

kelle

Feel like using all of the above, but I'm required to smile sweetly and say "Drat", otherwise I'll have my impressionable toddler repeating after me...

conzy

When I hit my toe, KHUNT!!!!!!!!!!!! seems to help :P

RoyalMarine

i just count to ten.

then i usually follow both a barrage of the utmost horendous language

Dave!

I come out with some pretty obscene (and often nonsensical) and racist stuff when I get really angry...................... I just say the most offensive stuff I can think of!!!

Jimbo

Is racism acceptable if ur pissed so?

Davidius

In my experience it just makes things worse.

Ruu_Old

Poppycock! If only I could shout that over the phone.

Pj!

"ohhhhhhhh youuuuu fhuckinnggggggggggg baastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" does it for me

Thrill

I let out a barely audible, yet violent FFFFUUUU********kkkk whenever I hurt myself off of something. It's usually aimed at the inanimate object that was responsible.

biko

It feels sooo good to swear when you're mad, doen't it?

God yeah

Donald-Duck

**** is my word of choice these days.

Sam Vimes

ah fuck off

Pj!

This thread is B0llocks but i like it.

ryanairzer

jimbo78 wrote: »

Is racism acceptable if ur pissed so?

Well words like nigger are acceptable of course but not in a racist context.

EXAMPLE:

*John falls out of bed*

"FUCKING NIGGER SHIT CUNT BED!!!!"

^That's perfectly acceptable.

*John falls out of bed*

"I hate niggers and I fully intend on raping several black children today for the sole reason that they are black and thus I hate them."

^That isn't acceptable.

Pj!

ryanairzer wrote: »

Well words like nigger are acceptable of course but not in a racist context.

EXAMPLE:

*John falls out of bed*

"FUCKING NIGGER SHIT CUNT BED!!!!"

^That's perfectly acceptable.

*John falls out of bed*

"I hate niggers and I fully intend on raping several black children today for the sole reason that they are black and thus I hate them."

^That isn't acceptable.

hmmmmmmmmmm, topical

Sofaspud

Forky wrote: »

hmmmmmmmmmm, topical

Yet informative!

The Bollox

ryanairzer wrote: »

Well words like nigger are acceptable of course but not in a racist context.

EXAMPLE:

*John falls out of bed*

"FUCKING NIGGER SHIT CUNT BED!!!!"

^That's perfectly acceptable.

*John falls out of bed*

"I hate niggers and I fully intend on raping several black children today for the sole reason that they are black and thus I hate them."

^That isn't acceptable.

oooh so THAT's why Leroy wasn't talking to me. it's not my fault, it's a perfectly cromulent mistake to make

it does make me feel better when I shout "fuck you you mother fucking cock sucker" at the driver of the GT500 who made me swerve off the track with only 5 laps left of the Silverstone circut in the endurance races. gotta love Forza 2, there's nothing more relaxing

Terry

ryanairzer wrote: »

Well words like nigger are acceptable of course but not in a racist context.

EXAMPLE:

*John falls out of bed*

"FUCKING NIGGER SHIT CUNT BED!!!!"

^That's perfectly acceptable.

*John falls out of bed*

"I hate niggers and I fully intend on raping several black children today for the sole reason that they are black and thus I hate them."

^That isn't acceptable.

Nígger is not acceptable in any circumstance.

I'd like to change that myself, but I can't.

You're just off a one month ban. I suggest you be careful with what you post.

Edit: I don't care what you do on your own time. Just don't use that word here.

Ninja_scrotum

Haha!

I started this thread and then logged off. Come back a few hours later, and its after turning out exactly how I had planned MUAHAHAHA!!!

No joking though, this is a serious post... it has psychological undertones...

How can screaming certain words, or word combos, such as "Fuckwank arsemaster bastard!!" make us feel better???

It's as puzzling as the mystery of music, how can two noises in harmony make us feel warm inside?

Hmmmmm.....

Its usually, "oh sh1t c*nt bollox ass f*ck bollox **** ow!" when I stub my toe.

Thrill

Ninja_scrotum wrote: »

It's as puzzling as the mystery of music, how can two noises in harmony make us feel warm inside?

Or the equally puzzling combo of breaking wind and burping?

How can making these two noises in a crowed room make us go cold inside?

Thrill

Thrill wrote: »

Or the equally puzzling combo of breaking wind and burping?

How can making these two noises in a crowed room make us go cold inside?

Or warm if you're in an enclosed space.

Not sure if this will earn me a ban, feel free to edit if its the case:

how is ****** not blocked but sh1t is? its a far worse curse word (yes, curse word, America! Not cuss!) than sh1t.

Tzetze

I find that a Peter-Griffin-esque grip of the pained area while inhaling through grimaced teeth works very well for starters. Followed by a ‘Motherfucker!’

Dave!

jimbo78 wrote: »

Is racism acceptable if ur pissed so?

Racism is always acceptable.

l3LoWnA

Can't swear anymore now that I've 3 yr old

As much as I try not to let her hear swear words, as she was working REALLY hard to fix a toy or something the other day, she was trying, failing, trying failing and eventually I heard her mutter to herself in a real adult way "****ing thing"

:eek:

Couldn't believe it!!! Obviously, SHE thinks it feels good to swear when you're mad!

connundrum

I could never understand why swear words were considered bad. They are all descriptive words.

Much ado about nothing IMO

l3LoWnA

connundrum wrote: »

I could never understand why swear words were considered bad. They are all descriptive words.

Much ado about nothing IMO

Well, when I use the word "****" I'm usually asking someone to do something to me that I'd really rather my daughter knew nothing about o at least din't speak of!

Same goes for ****, wanker, bollocks etc etc.....come on!! They are bad words!

connundrum

l3LoWnA wrote: »

Well, when I use the word "****" I'm usually asking someone to do something to me that I'd really rather my daughter knew nothing about o at least din't speak of!

Same goes for ****, wanker, bollocks etc etc.....come on!! They are bad words!

Meh, I guess so. I just always remember having a question mark over the whole issue. After all they are just words like. Maybe its good to have good and bad in every sense, instead of having a free for all.

I do swear a lot though, and I don't tend to stub my toe very often. I guess it all evens out in the end