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say "aaaaaaah"

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  • 20-11-2007 11:37pm
    #1
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭


    I was in with the doctor today, a woman (she must have cheated on her tests :D), and I was asked to drop 'em, and if it bothered me that she was female. I said no and did as she asked.

    I'm just wondering, are there many boardsies here who care what sex their doctor is when in this kind of situation?

    does it matter to you? 120 votes

    I'm male and it wouldn't make a difference
    0% 0 votes
    I'm male and I would prefer a male doctor
    60% 72 votes
    I'm male and I would prefer a female doctor
    20% 24 votes
    I'm female and it wouldn't make a difference
    15% 18 votes
    I'm female and I would prefer a male doctor
    3% 4 votes
    I'm female and I would prefer a female doctor
    1% 2 votes


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    #2
    Sinfonia
    Registered Users Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    Yes. I want a robot.


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    #3
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    SumGuy wrote: »
    Yes. I want a robot.

    you mean this guy?


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    #4
    longshanks
    Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    i want a sex robot


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    #5
    Sinfonia
    Registered Users Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    The Bollox wrote: »
    you mean this guy?

    He gave me an x-ray, then took my clothes, my boots and my motorcycle


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    #6
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Only doctor I want to see is Dr. Zaius.


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    #7
    Sinfonia
    Registered Users Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    Only doctor I want to see is Dr. Zaius.

    Dr. Who?









    Oh Lord, I'm a genius


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    #8
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,062 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    The Bollox wrote: »
    I was in with the doctor today, a woman (she must have cheated on her tests :D), and I was asked to drop 'em, and if it bothered me that she was female. I said no and did as she asked.

    What was she doing that required you to drop your pants? If it's what I think it is, then I wouldn't be saying "aaaaaaaaah", I'd be saying "AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH, what the fúck are you doing?".


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    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    The Bollox wrote: »
    I was in with the doctor today, a woman (she must have cheated on her tests :D), and I was asked to drop 'em, and if it bothered me that she was female. I said no and did as she asked.

    I'm just wondering, are there many boardsies here who care what sex their doctor is when in this kind of situation?
    No, why would it? It's a doctor.


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    #10
    Rhyme
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 8,561 Mod ✭✭✭✭Rhyme


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    Only doctor I want to see is Dr. Zaius.
    *Cue impromptu dramatic performace and breakdancing apes*

    Wouldn't make a difference really, they have a job to do.


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    #11
    DaBreno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,156 ✭✭✭DaBreno


    Let me guess : "Arrrrggggghhhhhh! Theyre not Stress Balls you Stupid Bint!! Feather Touch! Feather Touch! "

    Deffo a male doctor for me. :)


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    #12
    Statso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 328 ✭✭Statso


    I'd prefer a male doctor, wouldn't want to risk standing to attention if it was a female doctor. :o


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    #13
    magick
    Registered Users Posts: 2,478 ✭✭✭magick


    did u get a semi ?


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    #14
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    What was she doing that required you to drop your pants? If it's what I think it is, then I wouldn't be saying "aaaaaaaaah", I'd be saying "AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH, what the fúck are you doing?".

    I mean say "aaaaaah" which is what the doctor says when looking down your throat


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    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    Statso wrote: »
    wouldn't want to risk standing to attention if it was a female doctor. :o

    Happened me when I was a wee boy!! I dam well nearly poked her eye out, i still laugh about it when I go in to the doctors!!


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    johnnyskeleton
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 14,493 Mod ✭✭✭✭johnnyskeleton


    magick wrote: »
    did u get a semi ?

    Well, did you?


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    #17
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    My GP is a woman, and I wouldn't dream of changing ... she's excellent.


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    #18
    Sinfonia
    Registered Users Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    Statso wrote: »
    I'd prefer a male doctor, wouldn't want to risk standing to attention if it was a female doctor. :o

    Would you want to risk standing to attention if it was a male doctor?
    A hand is a hand is a hand...


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    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    My GP is a woman, and I wouldn't dream of changing ... she's excellent.

    True, now that she is aware of your micro-penis, makes little sense to change.

    ;)


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    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    True, now that she is aware of your micro-penis, makes little sense to change.

    ;)
    /sigh

    I'm being stalked by a poker player with penis envy and a fetish for Shetland ponies ... :(

    Actually, come to think of it, I can recommend a very good GP ... set you up with a psych consult in no time! ;)


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    #21
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    /sigh

    I'm being stalked by a poker player with penis envy and a fetish for Shetland ponies ... :(

    Actually, come to think of it, I can recommend a very good GP ... set you up with a psych consult in no time! ;)

    Thanks.

    PM me.


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    #22
    Duiske
    Registered Users Posts: 3,087 ✭✭✭Duiske


    The Bollox wrote: »
    you mean this guy?


    No. This guy.


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    #23
    2 stroke
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    I prefer a female doctor for a full check up. Male doctor has to ask if everything is working properly. Female doctor says, well, no problems down there.


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    #24
    Caliden
    Registered Users Posts: 5,982 ✭✭✭Caliden


    If she wants to check out my junk. So be it


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    #25
    Lirange
    Registered Users Posts: 2,096 ✭✭✭Lirange


    I'd rather have a lady doc than a Handy Randy scoping around there.


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    #26
    R33F
    Registered Users Posts: 101 ✭✭R33F


    I thought a hand-job wasn't gender specific ?

    Doctor is a doctor.


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    #27
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Lirange wrote: »
    I'd rather have a lady doc than a Handy Randy scoping around there.
    Hey!! No need to drag me into it!! :mad:


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    #28
    ibh
    Registered Users Posts: 1,722 ✭✭✭ibh


    *covers eyes with hands*
    Male doctor, female doctor? Whats the difference?


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    #29
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Well, I had to get a colonoscopy last year (delightful!) and it was a guy who did it. However, my dignity was so far gone that I didn't care about it being a guy or the fact that 2 student nurses were watching either!

    However, I got a smear test done last week and I insisted that I wanted a female doctor....I dunno what that says really!:o


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    #30
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    The Bollox wrote: »
    I mean say "aaaaaah" which is what the doctor says when looking down your throat

    if she was looking down your throat, why would need to drop the kacks? :confused::eek:


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    #31
    *Page*
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭*Page*


    I prefer Male doctors, female doctors are too rough,
    I've had certain female exams done by both male and female doctors the men always make me feel comfortable and never hurt me... but the females treat you so rough and look at you as if your a child acting up...


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