Mans best friend

dak

A poodle and a collie were walking down the street. The poodle turned to the collie and complained, "My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is having an affair with a German shepherd, and I'm nervous as a cat."
"Why don't you go see a psychiatrist?" asked the collie.
"I can't," replied the poodle. "I'm not allowed on the couch."

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A man was very ill and the priest went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the man began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, handed it to the priest, and died.

The priest was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said:

GET OFF MY OXYGEN PIPE!!!

patmac

Good ones Dak!