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A speaking dog...

  • 19-11-2007 9:20pm
    #1
    Jay P
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,944 ✭✭✭


    If you had a dog, would you want it to speak if it meant it was spreading false rumours about you?


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  • #2
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Jay P wrote: »
    If you had a dog, would you want it to speak if it meant it was spreading false rumours about you?
    Depends what the false rumours were.

    If the pooch was going around telling all the local chicks that Pighead had a massive todger then there would be absolutely no probs whatsoever with the lying talking canine.

    But if he was going round shooting his hairy mouth off saying stuff like Pighead smells of boiled cabbages then no, Pighead wouldn't be happy with the whole speaking thing. So if your looking for a one word answer Pigheads would be
    DEPENDS.


  • #3
    peasant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,819 ✭✭✭✭peasant


    AH ...surely :D


  • #4
    AlmightyCushion
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    Pighead wrote: »
    If the pooch was going around telling all the local chicks that Pighead had a massive todger then there would be absolutely no probs whatsoever with the lying talking canine.

    I'd say the chicks would be more worried about why your pooch knows the size of your todger than they would be impressed that it's big.


  • #5
    michelleans
    Closed Accounts Posts: 301 ✭✭michelleans


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    I'd say the chicks would be more worried about why your pooch knows the size of your todger than they would be impressed that it's big.

    :D:D

    And the fact that the dog could speak might be slightly distracting too :p


  • #6
    MsFifers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 997 ✭✭✭MsFifers


    Jay P wrote: »
    If you had a dog, would you want it to speak if it meant it was spreading false rumours about you?

    As Oscar Wilde put it - "There is only one thing worse than being talked about by your dog. And that is - not being talked about by your dog".

    or something like that.


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  • #7
    Our man in Havana
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,473 ✭✭✭✭Our man in Havana


    Moved to After Hours, nothing to do with Pets/Animal issues.


  • #8
    Lands Leaving
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,145 ✭✭✭Lands Leaving


    What the bloody 'ell? Why would a dog spread rumours if it could talk. Someone help me out here.

    Worst. Thread. Ever.


  • #9
    Rob_l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    Lands Leaving wrote: »
    What the bloody 'ell? Why would a dog spread rumours if it could talk. Someone help me out here.

    Worst. Thread. Ever.

    Everyone knows a dog likes a good rumour.


  • #10
    Jimbo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    Bsatards! There supposed to be our faithful companions


  • #11
    hairyfairy00
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    Hopefully nobody would believe an animal that has the ability to lick his own arse :D


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  • #12
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Yes, I don't mind it spreading rumours.
    Would be interesting, and I'd be rich fast.


  • #13
    Rob_l
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    jimbo78 wrote: »
    Bsatards! There supposed to be our faithful companions


    they spent hundreds of years just pretending they could only bark just so they could get close to us and get all that good gossip then they add spin to get good rumours i think this is what "wag the dog" was about but I could be also just be spreading rumours.


  • #14
    phasers
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    nah, if my dog spoke I reckon it'd never shut the fcuk up


  • #15
    delta_bravo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,567 ✭✭✭delta_bravo


    Pighead wrote: »
    Depends what the false rumours were.

    If the pooch was going around telling all the local chicks that Pighead had a massive todger then there would be absolutely no probs whatsoever with the lying talking canine.

    So basically youre saying that you have a miniscule penis?


  • #16
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    delta_bravo wrote: »
    So basically youre saying that you have a miniscule penis?
    Damn straight buddy.:cool:
    As the old Chinese Proverb goes "He who is small of the todger is large of heart and longer of lovemaking"

    Pigheads todger is a bit like Barry McGuigan. Small, annoying, but in its prime a World Champion.


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