My old girlfriend & her farts

magick

My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.

Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.

So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts.

davejones

Your better off without her.
Dirty B*tch:eek:

C_Breeze

Obviously a joke but HAHAHA - classic!

l3LoWnA

So let me get this straight....

SHE dumped YOU because you laughed after SHE shat herself?! That's crazy!

Holmer

At least you had something to focus on to stop you coming too soon for the rest of your time together:)

bronte

Feckin hell!

connundrum

Wait a minute, I thought wimmins didn't fart?

biko

magick wrote: »

My old girlfriend from college used to fart when ever she felt like it. Even if we were in public, she'd just let one rip and not give a damn. She was kind of a tomboy, but only in her actions.

Anyway, this one time when we were having sex she farted so loud that she pooped on the bed sheets. She was so embarrassed and ending up crying... but the reason why she cried wasn't because she pooped on the sheets, it was because I couldn't stop laughing at her. In fact, I laughed to the point where I started to fart like a machine gun. I couldn't stop myself.

So, in the end, she broke up with me because she felt I wasn't "mature" enough to handle her "mature" farts.

Been reading grouphug much?

Steyr

connundrum wrote: »

Wait a minute, I thought wimmins didn't fart?

They do!!!:eek: Dirty birdies!:p

Karoma

Stop re-posting stuff from other sites. Next one is a ban.