Bishop Bashed in Pearse Station

The Hill Billy

I had a couple of pints after work last night & decided to take a pee in the Gents in Pearse station before boarding the 19:15 to Drogheda.

Lo & behold - when I went into the gents there was a jazz mag - clearly visible under the bottom of the cubicle door - laid out flat in prime viewing position for a bit of bishop bashing by some very, very sad commuter. (I would imagine that this was a Dart user as opposed to an Outer-Suburban commuter. We just don't do those sort of things.)

Regrettably, in my fit of laughter at seeing this I forgot to take a pic with my phone.

But, why in the name of all that's good & holy would someone want to have a full-fledged w@nk with jazz mag accoutrements at 19:10 on a Thursday evening in the manky Pearse Station bogs?

togster

Why not?

Cabaal

They couldn't wait to get home?

Mossy Monk

Did the person ejaculate onto your shoe?

LadyJ

Maybe he was just taking a dump and reading....

The Hill Billy

No. But I did consider giving the mag a kick under the door to put him off his stroke.

jester77

Could you hear squelching & heavy breathing?
He was probably just dropping a log off with a bit of light reading.

L31mr0d

damn!!!... I thought this thread was going to be about Des Bishop getting beaten up in Pearse Station... we can only dream

biko

Mind your own damn business.
Oh, I'll need that mag back.

star-pants

L31mr0d wrote: »

damn!!!... I thought this thread was going to be about Des Bishop getting beaten up in Pearse Station... we can only dream

actually I thought this was about a real Bishop and I was wondering what one would be doing in Pearse Station.
Awh poor Des -- I like him!

watna

Maybe the person can only get turned on when they're surrounded by those snazzy blue lights they have in Dart toilets to stop junkies injecting themselves.

Different strokes etc!

Trojan911

Maybe it was Santa looking at his Ho's? :eek:

togster

Such a pontless thread in fairness. Who gives a fock what he was doing.

The Chessplayer

star-pants wrote: »

actually I thought this was about a real Bishop and I was wondering what one would be doing in Pearse Station.
Awh poor Des -- I like him!

I thought this thread was going to be out a bishop bum-bashing some poor chap in the jacks. In fairness, members of the clergy are always at this sort of thing.

I'd say the crime was perpetrated by an Iarnrod Eireann worker, as whoever it was clearly felt at home.

Terry

togster wrote: »

Such a pontless thread in fairness. Who gives a fock what he was doing.

What a pointless post in fairness. Who gives a fock what you think?

The_B_Man

u sure it was a dude? coulda been one of them ladies who got lost and was jsut a bit curious...

The Hill Billy

watna wrote: »

Different strokes etc!

Terry wrote:

togster wrote:

Such a pontless thread in fairness. Who gives a fock what he was doing.

What a pointless post in fairness. Who gives a fock what you think?

Terry - In fairness now, if there was someone who knew everything that needed to be known about pointless threads, then togster is your man.

FYI - This has nothing to do with focking - he was wonking.

togster

Terry wrote: »

What a pointless post in fairness. Who gives a fock what you think?

I don't give a fock who gives a fock

togster

Hill Billy wrote: »

Terry - In fairness now, if there was someone who knew everything that needed to be known about pointless threads, then togster is your man.

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So you agree its pointless? I have a degree in pointless shoite you know. So i know what im focking talkin about.

A jazz magazine?

There's nothing wrong with reading a magazine about jazz music

dade

Terry wrote: »

What a pointless post in fairness. Who gives a fock what you think?

terry maybe it was his mag

beans

This is a well-known trick that pervs play on toilet-users.

Jazz mag in cubicle two, perv in cubicle one. Someone comes into #2 and says "hey ho, since I'm here..." while Mr Perv gets his jollies watching the unsuspecting dude crack one off.

Something similar happened to me in a bus-station jacks in Marbella. Freaked me out good and proper, saw beady eyes looking over the wall of the jacks to my right.

BTW I had decided to save it up for when I got to Cadiz, never being a fan of jerking off in public toilets

Statso

togster wrote: »

I don't give a fock who gives a fock

Why are you talking like the Ross O'Carroll-Kelly books?

Overheal

travel is boring and made better with the empty sexual gratifacation of a good ****. Didnt you get the memo?

TerrorFirmer

watna wrote: »

Maybe the person can only get turned on when they're surrounded by those snazzy blue lights they have in Dart toilets to stop junkies injecting themselves.

How does that work?

The Hill Billy

The lighting makes it nigh on impossible to see your veins.

The Chessplayer

The Chessplayer wrote: »

I thought this thread was going to be out a bishop bum-bashing some poor chap in the jacks. In fairness, members of the clergy are always at this sort of thing.

I'd say the crime was perpetrated by an Iarnrod Eireann worker, as whoever it was clearly felt at home.

peoples opinions on what they thought this thread was about are so ****ing funny...made me lol

MOH

beans wrote: »

This is a well-known trick that pervs play on toilet-users.

Jazz mag in cubicle two, perv in cubicle one. Someone comes into #2 and says "hey ho, since I'm here..." while Mr Perv gets his jollies watching the unsuspecting dude crack one off.

Something similar happened to me in a bus-station jacks in Marbella. Freaked me out good and proper, saw beady eyes looking over the wall of the jacks to my right.

BTW I had decided to save it up for when I got to Cadiz, never being a fan of jerking off in public toilets

:eek:
A well known-trick ...????

Buceph

Saw a junkie get a handjob from his bird right outside the doors of Hueston Station three weekends ago.

True story.

DeVore

Dearie me, what next? Hip-hop fanzines in the conservatory??

DeV.