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50 SAS men gang banged in new york ?

  • 14-11-2007 11:06pm
    #1
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭


    The title might seem alarmist and very ' what the fcuk ' lol but let me explain. I am at present reading the Authobiography of Jools Hollond of Squeeze and Tube fame and in one chapter he reflects upon the time when squeeze went to NYC at the height of there fame in the 80s. They were overawed and a bit scared by the place because there was a story going round of about 50 sas men who while on leave were visting new york .The story goes they were kiddnapped and gang banged and i was thinking like , did this really happen ? He didnt make a joke of it which made me wonder, does anybody know about this incident ...did it really happen ?


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  • #2
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    That was put about to scare wossie Limey musos.

    Mike.


  • #3
    Manic Moran
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,639 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manic Moran


    Fifty?

    If this bloke http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=412399&in_page_id=1811 is anything to go by, one of service age should be tough enough.

    NTM


  • #4
    Mick86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 982 ✭✭✭Mick86


    latchyco wrote: »
    ... there was a story going round of about 50 sas men who while on leave were visting new york .

    I don't think the SAS has enough men to be able to let 50 of them go on leave at one time.


  • #5
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Mick86 wrote: »
    I don't think the SAS has enough men to be able to let 50 of them go on leave at one time.
    I was thinking that myself .


  • #6
    cushtac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭cushtac


    How do you kidnap and rape 50 people (let alone 'SAS men'), all at once, from somewhere like New York and keep it out of the press?

    This has to be crap.


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  • #7
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    cushtac wrote: »
    How do you kidnap and rape 50 people (let alone 'SAS men'), all at once, from somewhere like New York and keep it out of the press?

    This has to be crap.
    I was quoting from a book and maybe the writer didn't mean it to be be taken serious ...........hence the title .If you saw that on the cover of a newspaper you would laugh wouldent you ? , a bit like ' freddy Starr ate my hamster ' .


  • #8
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Maybe they were sailors who had plenty of "Rum" and "the lash" and were looking for something more:rolleyes::D


  • #9
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Fratton Fred wrote: »
    Maybe they were sailors who had plenty of "Rum" and "the lash" and were looking for something more:rolleyes::D
    Yea, i was thinking that as well :rolleyes::D


  • #10
    cyrusdvirus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,752 ✭✭✭cyrusdvirus


    SBS laddies then!! :D

    KIDDING!


  • #11
    cushtac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭cushtac


    latchyco wrote: »
    If you saw that on the cover of a newspaper you would laugh wouldent you ?

    Stuff has to be funny before you laugh at it.


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  • #12
    bus77
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    Haha, here's one of them here. 49 to go.
    cushtac wrote: »
    Stuff has to be funny before you laugh at it.


  • #13
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Congrats. First thread moved to Walter Mitty.


  • #14
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Quote =cushtac;54434578]Stuff has to be funny before you laugh at it.
    So how do you define what's funny ? Nobody has a monopoly on what is ,and what is not funny ....for instance ,some people like Peter kay ( cant stand him myself ) and others like Like Lee Evans (he cracks me up ):D ,now if i saw a headline in a newspaper like '' 50 sas men gang banged in new york '' , i would crack up laughing before i even turned the page ,because somthing would tell me it's got to be a wind up .

    Brenden O carroll ? now he is funny .........imo :D


  • #15
    cushtac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭cushtac


    latchyco wrote: »
    So how do you define what's funny ?

    Easy, if it makes me laugh it's funny. A story about 50 guys getting raped doesn't make me laugh, therefore it's not funny.


  • #16
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    cushtac wrote: »
    Easy, if it makes me laugh it's funny. A story about 50 guys getting raped doesn't make me laugh, therefore it's not funny.
    It's because the headlines is so absurbed and unlikly to be real that makes it funny ....


  • #17
    ChapOfDRyans
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 339 ✭✭ChapOfDRyans


    cushtac wrote: »
    Easy, if it makes me laugh it's funny. A story about 50 guys getting raped doesn't make me laugh, therefore it's not funny.

    thats only your opinion,personally if i was to read that head line i would find it funny just like lee evens:D


  • #18
    Oilrig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 727 ✭✭✭Oilrig


    Hagar wrote: »
    Congrats. First thread moved to Walter Mitty.

    Classic! :D


  • #19
    Lockstep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,031 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    Manic Moran wrote: »
    Fifty?

    If this bloke http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=412399&in_page_id=1811 is anything to go by, one of service age should be tough enough.

    NTM

    Trust the Daily Mail to report something like this

    "pensioner gets attacked but shows todays young pups how to fight"


  • #20
    Riddle101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,476 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    cushtac wrote: »
    Easy, if it makes me laugh it's funny. A story about 50 guys getting raped doesn't make me laugh, therefore it's not funny.

    Well considering the thought of 50 SAS men getting raped i can't see how that's not funny to read. No doubt you would crack up if you read something so bizarre like that


  • #21
    cushtac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭cushtac


    Riddle101 wrote: »
    Well considering the thought of 50 SAS men getting raped i can't see how that's not funny to read. No doubt you would crack up if you read something so bizarre like that

    Rape isn't funny, regardless of how bizarre it sounds.


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