Who was your first celeb **** ?

lucozader · 13-11-2007 10:34am #1

Spill the beans

foxy06 · 13-11-2007 12:18pm

Think this would be more after hours tbh

Terry · 13-11-2007 12:42pm

Indeed.
Send it over that way, if you don't want it here.

Stargal · 13-11-2007 1:58pm

Done

Tar.Aldarion · 13-11-2007 2:06pm

Avril got her hand in my pants.

Lux23 · 13-11-2007 2:07pm

Ryan Giggs.

prendy · 13-11-2007 2:08pm

baywatch ladies...think it was yasmine bleeth!

Lands Leaving · 13-11-2007 2:17pm

Buffy(whatever her real name is)

Latchy · 13-11-2007 2:19pm

Laura and her mother from the partridge family ...but i was younger then

uglyjohn · 13-11-2007 2:22pm

carmen electra in a FHM

GerryRyan · 13-11-2007 2:22pm

Going to have to go with Shakira here - those hips don't lie

cson · 13-11-2007 2:23pm

Theres an awful lot of **** threads in AH lately. Inspiration for threads must be thin on the ground I guess :eek:

GerryRyan · 13-11-2007 2:24pm

He speaks the truth

*runs off to bump old threads

Pompey Magnus · 13-11-2007 2:25pm

Probably either Gillian Anderson or Geri Halliwell (back in her Ginger Spice days)

watna · 13-11-2007 2:29pm

Guys is this thread really necessary? I start to believe that men think of sex every 6 seconds after reading AH for too long!

meditraitor · 13-11-2007 2:34pm

Jane fonda.............barbarella;)

justsomebloke · 13-11-2007 2:36pm

watna wrote: »

I start to believe that men think of sex every 6 seconds after reading AH for too long!

It is actually more often however there are limitations to just how fast they can type especially if one hand is well errrrr BUSY

biko · 13-11-2007 2:37pm

cson wrote: »

Theres an awful lot of **** threads in AH lately. Inspiration for threads must be thin on the ground I guess :eek:

It seems there is a lot of new young posters just discovering their sexuality.

Lucozader, it's common practice to spill the beans first before you ask others to.

Raquel Welch

projectmayhem · 13-11-2007 2:42pm

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Avril got her hand in my pants.

avril certainly had her time with my mind but she wasn't my first. she came out about 4 or 5 years ago didn't she?

i think my first was probably christina aguilera or britney spears ironically enough. good ole mtv pr0n.

RE*AC*TOR · 13-11-2007 2:55pm

Sharon Stone (I feel old).

jester77 · 13-11-2007 2:56pm

That's a long time ago now, but I think it was Claudia Schiffer. Unfortunately the pages got stuck soon after, so I moved on!

Muggy Dev · 13-11-2007 2:59pm

RE*AC*TOR wrote: »

Sharon Stone (I feel old).

Haley Mills.....which I suppose makes you a young lad!

MikeHoncho · 13-11-2007 3:04pm

Gillian Anderson. God that FHM shoot in the black underwear sooooo hot.

RE*AC*TOR · 13-11-2007 3:06pm

Muggy Dev wrote: »

Haley Mills.....which I suppose makes you a young lad!

If i had to guess I would say you were just shy of 40.

odyssey06 · 13-11-2007 3:16pm

Kristianne Backer, MTV VJ from the mid 1990s...

Dragan · 13-11-2007 3:20pm

MikeHoncho wrote: »

Gillian Anderson. God that FHM shoot in the black underwear sooooo hot.

Scarily similar.

thefinalstage · 13-11-2007 3:34pm

Uma Thurmann.

She is still hot..

Agamemnon · 13-11-2007 3:38pm

Kim Wilde or Debbie Harry, not sure which.

constitutionus · 13-11-2007 3:42pm

geez i dont think i ever actually have over a celebrity. proper porn mags for me all the way ,though considering they were illegal way back then getting em was half the fun.

in that light, and i suppose she's b list celibrity, jenna jameson.

whiskeyman · 13-11-2007 3:57pm

MikeHoncho wrote: »

Gillian Anderson. God that FHM shoot in the black underwear sooooo hot.

Dragan wrote: »

Scarily similar.

Here too! Same photoshoot wearing a blue pvc catsuit caused whiskeymans wrist much soreness *nnnnggghhhh*

cson · 13-11-2007 7:10pm

biko wrote: »

It seems there is a lot of new young posters just discovering their sexuality.

Indeed. A masturbation forum ftw. In fact I'm going to forums right now to propose this!

Alter-Ego · 13-11-2007 7:23pm

Nell McAndrew

Merry Ploughboy · 13-11-2007 7:26pm

Biddy from Glenroe

Swindon · 13-11-2007 9:37pm

miriam o callaghan

Max_Damage · 13-11-2007 9:54pm

Avril Lavigne.

Pigman II · 13-11-2007 10:08pm

lucozader wrote: »

Spill the beans

I sure did!

Madeline McCann

Muggy Dev · 13-11-2007 10:14pm

RE*AC*TOR wrote: »

If i had to guess I would say you were just shy of 40.

I wish.:(

juuge · 13-11-2007 10:22pm

Twink ! I was on LSD at the time.

Max_Damage · 13-11-2007 10:52pm

Pigman II wrote: »

Madeline McCann

Careful now...

Kold · 14-11-2007 12:04am

Pigman II wrote: »

I sure did!

Madeline McCann

Were you HER first?

Latchy · 14-11-2007 12:17am

Kold wrote: »

Were you HER first?

His quote may be a first

Ruu_Old · 14-11-2007 12:19am

Michaela Strachan.

dmck2886 · 14-11-2007 12:37am

lucozader wrote: »

Who was your first celeb **** ?

Spill the beans

Yore MA!!!:eek::eek:

admiralofthefleet · 14-11-2007 12:40am

some bird out of baywatch, nicole eggert was her name i think.

KIVES · 14-11-2007 1:26am

Ruu wrote: »

Michaela Strachan.

Michaela was feisty but a touch on the skinny side of wankable in those heady days - Wouldn't stand up in Court and swear by this but I had a video taped of 'Transvision Vamp' and Wendy James may have been somewhere at the head of the que...singing 'I Don't Care' or some such venomous ditty...the peroxide blonde hair and the sexy disarray of the whole thing...Actually,the blondie one from Roxette may have been next to Wendy in the que - my taste in **** material was obviously superior to my musical taste in those impressionable days..