Strangest place you have chatted up a woman?

Swindon

mine was the library....:)

Melion

In eddie rockets the other night, the poor girl behind the counter

Marksie

Not a PI.
Please read the charter as regards posting.

Victor

Moved from Personal Issues to After Hours instead.

Only last week this lovely (drunk) girl came up to me at the bus stop and said "Hi, can you phone me".*


* She couldn't find her phone in her pockets, but she got some slagging.

damnyanks

:rolleyes: When I was bleedin ridin her :rolleyes:

daniel3982

damnyanks wrote: »

:rolleyes: When I was bleedin ridin her :rolleyes:

Yore Ma was ridin me!

FingerToes

I met my wife at her grandmothers funeral.

WindSock

FingerToes wrote: »

I met my wife at her grandmothers funeral.

Heh. Was that on a farm?

FingerToes

boreds wrote: »

Heh. Was that on a farm?

Swindon

Melion wrote: »

In eddie rockets the other night, the poor girl behind the counter

what did ya say

Rabies

daniel3982 wrote: »

Yore Ma was ridin me!

Did she use a big strap on?

Well this thread has gone off the rails quickly.

connundrum

If I were a straight woman, I'd be pretty offended by this thread. Feckin chauvinists :rolleyes:

Oh and the roma flower seller girl. She was 1 shower away from being the most beautiful girl in the world. +/- 15 pints.

JohnnyStones

I tried to chat up a girl on a Plane once, while waiting to use the toilet.

MagicMarker

Brothel. She was keen too....

Terry

I have locked this thread because I will no longer go to the bother of changing thread titles for those who are too lazy to type two extra letters.

I don't want to see txt spk in thread titles again.

Karoma

Not to step on your toes, Herr T but thread re-opened with a changed title - it was created in another forum... but, otherwise, the no txtspk thing stands...

Ninja_scrotum

In the nucleus of a class IV supernova, 40,000 lightyears from here.

Wisesmurf

On the way home from New York a few years ago.

I got to the airport with my mates and only realised at check-in that I was on a flight an hour later to the other lads. I tried in vein to get my flight changed to the flight my mates were on but it wasnt happening, The fault was the airlines and not mine so the kind lady at the desk bumped me to business class.

The lads were taking the piss out of me in the airport but the joke was on them. When I sat down my neighbour (so to speak) was absolutely beautiful and she started talking to me the second I sat down.

Long story short, we exchanged numbers, we met up in Dublin, a few times since then and I'm going to NY next week.

unreggd

In town at traffic lights when I was dressed as a stereotypical gay frenchman handin out leaflets

She was also french! Luckily je parle francais tres bien


No mcLovin tho

Suaimhneach

Wisesmurf wrote: »

On the way home from New York a few years ago.

I got to the airport with my mates and only realised at check-in that I was on a flight an hour later to the other lads. I tried in vein to get my flight changed to the flight my mates were on but it wasnt happening, The fault was the airlines and not mine so the kind lady at the desk bumped me to business class.

The lads were taking the piss out of me in the airport but the joke was on them. When I sat down my neighbour (so to speak) was absolutely beautiful and she started talking to me the second I sat down.

Long story short, we exchanged numbers, we met up in Dublin, a few times since then and I'm going to NY next week.

Some things happen for a reason...

Weirdest place I have chatted someone up was... a reenactment gig. I was dressed as a 16th century Gael, and he was doing entertainment for kids. A clownish guy being chatted up by a woman dressed as a 16th century person.

Saint_Mel

Bundoran!

godtabh

I chatted up a girl in a library in college (with a little help from my friends!). Very funny situation! Poor girl didnt know what was going on but we did go out a couple of times.

BaZmO*

FingerToes wrote: »

I met my wife at her grandmothers funeral.

I once met a girl at a friend's Grandmother's funeral and ended up going on a date with her. Disaster of a date but that's another story.

Jesjes wrote: »

Some things happen for a reason...

No they don't. Things just happen and we like to try find meaning to the serendipitous nature of things.

Strangest place I've ever tried to chat up someone was in a post operation theatre. I had just had an operation to reset a broken cheekbone and when I was regaining consciousness there was an absolutely cracking nurse there too, well I think she was cracking, I was fairly out of it on morphine. I kept trying to chat her up while slipping in and out of consciousness.

godtabh

BaZmO* wrote: »

I kept trying to chat her up while slipping in and out of consciousness.

Smooth!

BaZmO*

kearnsr wrote: »

Smooth!

I thought so. Although in fairness it's not much different to an average Saturday night out.

Zzippy

BaZmO* wrote: »

Strangest place I've ever tried to chat up someone was in a post operation theatre. I had just had an operation to reset a broken cheekbone and when I was regaining consciousness there was an absolutely cracking nurse there too, well I think she was cracking, I was fairly out of it on morphine. I kept trying to chat her up while slipping in and out of consciousness.

I've done it in the operating theatre itself. Having an op to stitch the top of my finger back together (it was hanging off) under local anaesthetic, so I could chat to the 2 nurses. One was a cracker and gave me her phone number afterwards, but couldn't do it in theatre itself cos the Pakistani surgeon was not impressed... fair play to him though, he didn't make a bad job of the finger

Dinxminx

Bulgaria...

A nightclub

redfacedbear

An older Spanish lady chatted me up in McDonalds once (I was 19ish, she was in her late 20's, gorgeous and drunk)

I was working there at the time, she stopped me in front of the counters and engaged me in a 10min conversation, it was only when the Manager came over to tell me to get the finger out that she left. Of course the whole kitchen was watching at the time - got a right slagging afterwards!

cournioni

Best looking girl I've ever been with I chatted up in Supermacs at 3am. I gave her a right roasting for being from D4 and she took it very well.

LouOB

I picked guy up from street, I asked his friend what guy name is- then stuck out my hand for hand shake. Said 'Hi, my name is ....You are coming with me'

That was that and going out over 5yr now

boneless

I broke me cocsyx a few years ago. The doctor who treated me was a lovely Australian woman. Now, in order to ensure the bone has not ruptured the anal passage, she had to lube up and insert a finger to probe same area... now, when a woman has a finger up your bum, what can you do but chat her up?? Got a date too...

Blisterman

I tried starting a conversation with a Japanese girl in Muji, by asking for help translating the packaging for something.

Turned out she was Korean.

Aura

At a bottle bank....

Her vagina.

I could've sworn it was her face. Good thing I didn't say anything bout her bad breath.

Anyways, the weirdest place I have ever chatted someone up was probably in a hospital while I was getting my hand stitched.

briantwin

At a halloween party when i was dressed as one of the twin towers,my brother was the other tower...I got a girl to throw an aeroplane made out of a coke bottle at me for a photo....we chatted and went out a couple of times. Dont forget, architecture is sexy guys!!!

eirebhoy

MagicMarker wrote: »

Brothel. She was keen too....

A friend who I was in Prague with a couple of months ago has booked flights back there for January to meet a pole dancer he asked out on the job. She's absolutely stunning. They're going to spend the weekend in a hotel.

Anyway, mine would be in a shop with a queue building up behind me. The pressure.

briantwin

eirebhoy wrote: »

A friend who I was in Prague with a couple of months ago has booked flights back there for January to meet a pole dancer he asked out on the job. She's absolutely stunning. They're going to spend the weekend in a hotel.

Or your friend will return home minus a kidney with a very red face!!--->:mad:

eirebhoy

You're watching too much Lost. You'd want to be mental to turn down a weekend with this girl.

BaZmO*

eirebhoy wrote: »

You'd want to be mental to turn down a weekend with this girl.

You're right, but I bet he ends up paying for everything. He'd probably be better off paying for a high class hooker (oxymoron?) and staying in Dublin. Although the holiday would be nice I suppose.

bobzi

I once tried to chat up a beangarda while being arrested for drunk and disorderly. She was fairly hot but needless to say I didnt get her number

BaZmO*

bobzi wrote: »

needless to say I didnt get her number

It's on her shoulder...

Unpossible

I once tried to chat up a beangarda while being arrested for drunk and disorderly. She was fairly hot but needless to say I didnt get her number

112 ?

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4

the house of my old principle at school!! i pulled too!!:D

Lux23

I got chatted up in the chemist when I was waiting for my pill, I was not impressed!! Ive noticed lads eyeing me up in the doctor's office too which I just find weird!!!

Rossibaby

deli counter,bunch of us on way to dublin stopped at petrol station and absolute cracker behind the deli counter with not so hot friend in toe.embarressed the hell out of her cause loads of people were listening;-) she made a good sandwich too

Latchy

In a lift with a student nurse once ,was kinda hoping the lift would stop mid way up in between floors but alas, our brief encounter was just that .........memorable but brief