Dear Diary ... The Sloth

trout · 12-11-2007 2:45pm #1

Brothers & Sisters ... today I visited Sea World in Flordia ... it is a nice place.
They have an animal show, with a chap called Jack Hanna ... he is famous.

Lots of people stroll up on the stage, with animals around their necks, like posh ladies ... except these animals are still alive.

One very nice Californian Orthodontal Blond lady, nammed Cammy, had a Sloth wrapped around her neck. She told us the Sloth moves so slowly that algae grows in it's fur during wet weather.

Also, the Sloth can live it's entire life and never travel more than 4 trees away from where it was born.

Sloths pretty much sleep all the time, and only come out of their trees once a week, to poop. They have to be really careful when they poop, as the noise and stench is so great that eagles can hear and smell the Sloth from miles off. Just like Elvis ... Sloths are at risk when they are on the throne.

Finally, the Sloth had his tail down the front of Cammy's t-shirt.

I would love to be a Sloth.

star-pants · 12-11-2007 3:12pm

trout wrote: »

only come out of their trees once a week, to poop. They have to be really careful when they poop, as the noise and stench is so great that eagles can hear and smell the Sloth from miles off. Just like Elvis ... Sloths are at risk when they are on the throne.

This I did not know about Sloths.
However, they creep me the hell out....I dunno what it is but they just do. Ever seen one walking / swimming... it's like they're not natural...CREEPY!