Favourite Simpsons moments

monkey9

I want quotes, scenes, descriptions etc.

I'll start with the episode about Hank Scorpio.

Marge "i feel like i'm getting the bums rush"
Hank "we don't have bums in this town Marge and if we did they wouldn't rush. They'd go at their own pace."

jtsuited

arge: Have you noticed any change in Bart?
Homer: New glasses?
Marge: No...he looks like something might be disturbing him.
Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities but then
I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge: That's not what I meant.
Homer: It was, Marge, admit it.

Mr E

(I used google to get the exact quote)

[the night after Bart hears a woman scream from Flanders's house, Bart sees Flanders digging a hole in his backyard]
Bart: This can't be what it looks like. There's gotta be some other explanation!
Ned Flanders: I wish there was some other explanation for this. But there isn't. I'm a murderer, I'm a murderer!
Bart: Then that's not the real Ned Flanders.
Ned Flanders: I'm a mur-diddly-urdler!
Bart: If that's not Flanders, he's done his homework.

User45701

monkey9 wrote: »

I want quotes, scenes, descriptions etc.

I'll start with the episode about Hank Scorpio.

Marge "i feel like i'm getting the bums rush"
Hank "we don't have bums in this town Marge and if we did they wouldn't rush. They'd go at their own pace."

Same episode

*Homer goes looking for some suger*
Homer: Hank, have you got any sugar?
Hank: Suger - hmm i dont know *rumages around in his pockets*
*takes out handfull of sugar*
Hank: Sorry its not in packets, do you want any cream?
Homer: Eh - No

DundalkDuffman

"Stop chasing Ganesh, you're just going to get more wrath"is possibly only superceded by "I was at a pornography store, i was buying pornography"!

Jimbo

Homer: Facts are meaningless. You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true. Facts, schmacts.

phasers

there's just so many to choose from....

Worker and Parasite
and Krusty's reaction after it aired "What the hell was that?!"

Krusty: I wanted to get in shape so I've been drinking nothing but milkshakes
Lisa: you mean those diet ones?
Krusty: .....

Krusty: Now, boys, the network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Do you mind changing them for the show?
Red Hot Chili pepper: Forget you, clown.
Chili pepper #2: Yeah, our lyrics are like our children, man. No way.
Krusty: Well, okay, but here where it says, "What I got you gotta get and put it in ya," how about just, "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss ya."
Chili pepper #3: Wow. That's much better.
Chili pepper #4l: Everyone can enjoy that.
The whole Krusty gets Kancelled episode is amazing though, definitely one of the best
Also,
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist

zod

Homer with Spanish accent: "First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women"


OHH - MY - GOD! - Tramampoline!

"ok u won this round Mr trampoline, but one day you'll rust, rust i tellz ya!!!! hehehe"

Homer: [trying to disguise his voice]
Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Postal Clerk: Okay, Mr. Burns, uh, what's your first name?
Homer: [brief pause] I don't know.

eire1

I agree with you Zod

Homer: [trying to disguise his voice]
Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Postal Clerk: Okay, Mr. Burns, uh, what's your first name?
Homer: [brief pause] I don't know.

Definately my fav Simpsons moment ever!!

randomchild

I really like this one and it is fairly newish:

Lisa: Dad, you can't take revenge on an animal. That was the point of Moby Dick
Homer: Lisa, the point of Moby Dick is to be yourself...

oh and:

[talking about various shows he has defeated in rating wars]
Krusty: Oh yeah... I buried the special olympics!

And who could forget this witty gem:
Homer: Daddy makes lots of promises. That's what makes me such a good father.
Lisa: Actually keeping them would make you a good father.
Homer: No, that would make me a great father.

monkey9

Millhouse's dad is being laid off at the cracker factory because he's separated from his wife:

Boss: We're a family business. We don't know if single people eat crackers and quite frankly, we don't care

Millhouse's dad: So that's it. After thirty years, it's goodbye and good luck?

Boss: I don't recall saying good luck

Creamy Goodness

this is a fairly old one and i rarely see the episode anymore so i can't quote it.

but lisa and her friends are having a sleep over and they jinx bart so he can't speak.
he goes to homer on the couch trying to get homer to say his name but homer just replies with:
what is it my son?
what is it my boy?

bart gets annoyed and speaks to tell homer to "say my name", homer then proceeds to punch him for breaking the jinx.

WindSock

monkey9 wrote: »

Millhouse's dad is being laid off at the cracker factory because he's separated from his wife:

Boss: We're a family business. We don't know if single people eat crackers and quite frankly, we don't care

Millhouse's dad: So that's it. After thirty years, it's goodbye and good luck?

Boss: I don't recall saying good luck

That was a terrible way to treat the big wheel of the cracker factory.

Keeping on factory themes...


Box Factory!


''I heard that''

When Homer see's Barts red cap on a box and he thinks Bart has been turned into one...

''A box, my boy's a box!''

Muff_Daddy

Ned Flanders has had some of the best quotes ever.

"You know, I pride myself on being a good host, so I'm obliged to offer you a beer, but I'm so darn mad, it's going to be mostly head!"

Ned: It's been 4,000 days since my last drink. It was my first and last blackberry schnapps.

[Ned and Maude in bed]

Maude: Ned, did you clip Ann Landers today?
Ned: [climbing into bed] Ann Landers is a boring old biddy!

Ned: (sobbing) I was more animal than man.

Ned: Don't worry Marge, we've all had our brushes with the law.

Officer: Are you Ed Flanders?
Ned: No, Ned Flanders.
Officer: My mistake.

Ned: (Points to name tag) I'll never make that mistake again.

Steve_o

Homer: For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978....

Mark Hamill

Homer is good;

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

but Ralph is best:

Ralph: Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office.

MizzLolly

This moment:

"He's checking in... ch.. ch.. ch.. checking in...
No more drugs or alcohol
No more stinking fun at all...
He's checking in... ch.. ch.. ch.. checking in..."

Archeron

Homer looks after Mr Burns house while he is away.
Just as the door shuts, Homer appears at the top of the stairs in a smoking jacket, monocle and tophat.

"Look at me, I'm a millionaire" as he goes sliding down the banisters. Just as he reaches the end of it, he takes off, flying bum first into a portrait on the wall.
Smithers opens the door having forgot his little case and spies Homer wedged into the wall ass first wearing Mr Burns clothes.

I laugh even thinking about it.

Simi

Kent: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack-beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
Homer: Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forfty percent of all people know that.
Kent: I see. Well, what do you say to the accusation that your group has been causing more crimes than it's been preventing?
Homer: [amused] Oh, Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't committing crimes.
Kent: [pause] Well, touché.

That episode has loads of class lines in it.

Latchy

The pig in the simsons movie was the star for me ,should have got an oscar

im_invisible

homer and burns playing golf

burns: 'use an open-faced club, the sand wedge'
homer: 'mmmmm... open faced club sandwich'

one of my favourites

Bugg

Nuclear plant union calling strike:
Carl: All in favour of a strike.
Everyone: Aye!
Carl: And all opposed.
Man: Nay.
Homer: Who keeps saying that?
Man: It was him. Lets get him fellas.

And the best of all time IMO

The audience reacts angrily to Mr.Burns' movie
Audience:Boo! Boo!
Burns:Smithers...are they booing me?
Smithers:Uh, no, they're saying "Boo-urns! Boo-urns!"
Burns:Are you saying "boo" or "Boo-urns"?
Audience:Boo! Boo!
Hans:I was saying "Boo-urns"

t-mobile1892

Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911!:)