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Tarmac

  • 07-11-2007 11:00pm
    #1
    fiddlesticks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭


    ....bit of tarmac walks into a bar, says "I'm the hardest fu*ker in here",
    now barman give me a drink"

    A few minutes later he drops his drink and jumps for cover under the nearest
    table, quivering...

    Barman says, "here I thought you were the hardest fu*ker in here", "I was",
    says the tarmac, "but see that bit of red tarmac that just walked in over
    there?" "Well I might be fu*kin' hard", "but he's a cyclepath".


Comments

  • #2
    drunk_monk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 719 ✭✭✭drunk_monk


    lol me likes it, have a few stars :D


  • #3
    H.O.T.A.S.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 442 ✭✭H.O.T.A.S.


    Excellent!


  • #4
    bill_ashmount
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,047 ✭✭✭bill_ashmount


    lol


  • #5
    Sabre0001
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,499 ✭✭✭Sabre0001


    Very good...

    I'm now wondering why I didn't get it earlier this morning.....Probably too early for me!

    🤪



  • #6
    machiavellianme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,895 ✭✭✭✭machiavellianme


    Theres also another one where the tarmacs are replaced by sweets.
    The joke is then changed to:


    ....A hard gum walks into a bar, says "I'm the hardest fu*ker in here",
    now barman give me a drink"

    A few minutes later he drops his drink and jumps for cover under the nearest
    table, quivering...

    Barman says, "here I thought you were the hardest fu*ker in here", "I was",
    says the hard gum, "but see that mint polo that just walked in over
    there?" "Well I might be fu*kin' hard", "but he's bleedin menthal".


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