Design my Laser Card

Heisenberg.

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Put Goatse/Tubgirl on it, bound to get some looks from the shop assistants then.

star-pants

Lol... if a couple had a joint account - they could have the others face on the card looking all stern/encouraging them not to spend

kmick

You having intercourse with a goat? People would find that hilarious.

nice1franko

a picture of your flute. everytime you hand it to a girl shop assistant wink and say "be gentle" then do a big snorty nerdy laugh

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then while she's putting it through go real quiet and start pulling the bollix out of yourself through your pockets.

Krieg

Yeah i saw the commercial and immediatly wanted a lasercard
But after reading the T+C, I no longer wanted a lasercard

Trademarks, logos, slogans, company names, copyrighted material or brands of any third party.
Advertising or promotional material, or branded products.
Celebrities, actors, musicians, sportspeople, cartoons.
Phone numbers, addresses, URL addresses, account or PIN numbers.
Provocative, sexual, violent or other offensive content.
Nudity or semi nudity. Any images containing images of children in a state of undress will be rejected.
Profanity or obscenities.
Firearms or weaponry.
Images which portray illegal or anti-social behaviour including over indulgence or under age consumption of alcohol or tobacco.
Culturally insensitive images.
Images which display political or religious beliefs.
Libelous, defamatory or other content we deem offensive including socially unacceptable groups.
Material that could infringe on the copyright or trademark rights of another party, including branded products, including abbreviations, acronyms, logos or related symbols.
Illicit drugs or drug paraphernalia.
Racial, prejudicial or discrimatory subject matter.
All images must have the consent of the owner including those downloaded from the internet.

whiskeyman

put the below text:

This is a robbery!! Empty the cash register in a bag and hand it to me now!!!
Do it quick and quietly or I'll blow your f*cking head off!!!!

Should get a few laughs...

star-pants

wonder would a match be allowed?...

Robbo

All I see with this is another way for Laser toting women to hold up the queue in a shop.

Now when they reach the top of the queue and it's broached that they have to pay, they'll have to dig through their Tardis of a bag for 10 minutes, decide against cash because that would be too easy, then they take out this "individual" Laser card.

Then the girl at the counter starts bleating.

"Oh what a lovely dog/cat/pair of shoes. Where can I get a pair?"

And then when they're finished paying, the counter is still going to be blocked whilst she carefully files the card and receipt back into the Tardis.

Outer Bongolia

God they won't let you have any fun..

Jesus Wept

I think you should go with a lolcat/lolbunni

or, We should all get one that has a logo saying 'Thank you for logging in, BossArky'

Robbo

The-Rigger wrote: »

I think you should go with a lolcat/lolbunni

"I is in ur cardz spendin ur moneyz"?

star-pants

Robbo wrote: »

"I is in ur cardz spendin ur moneyz"?

lol... brilliant

Jesus Wept

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Sea Sharp

Draw a knob

leninbenjamin

should put you're pin number on it so you'll never forget it...

jb91

leninbenjamin wrote: »

should put you're pin number on it so you'll never forget it...

The terms and conditions say you can't - someone just posted them

Wertz

Couldn't they have shortened those T&Cs considerably by telling you what you could put on a card?

Krieg

Might have a go at creating a picture that breaks all those rules and sending it in simply to see what they say

I imagine it would be something like Goatse, with a nike symbol and the left cheek, the word "THUNDER C***" tattoo'd on the right, Jim davidson smoking a splif and toting a beretta in the corner wearing a "I hate N*****" T-shirt, a message on the bottom saying copyright of goatse <insert url> and the star of david protruding out the....

I think that would cover enough

oleras

nice1franko wrote: »

a picture of your flute. everytime you hand it to a girl shop assistant wink and say "be gentle" then do a big snorty nerdy laugh

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then while she's putting it through go real quiet and start pulling the bollix out of yourself through your pockets.

snot just came out !!! Thanks......

wyk

Good luck. I had a hell of a time trying to design mine. I first went with:

http://www.pbase.com/wyk/image/14305525 Which was rejected. Can't imagine why. I also got a call from the local Guardai station.

Then this: http://www.pbase.com/wyk/image/51708001 No go there. Another call.

This was rejected because it "promotes underage smoking":
http://www.pbase.com/wyk/image/50563369
My argument about him being nearly 70 in 'dog years' was ignored.

This was rejected on the same grounds, even though I dared them to prove the catfish was underaged:
http://www.pbase.com/wyk/image/43185801

http://www.pbase.com/wyk/image/48781674 that was rejected because it "freaked us out". Good thing, too, cause it is a little freakish.

This was rejected because they thought it read "free porn":
http://www.pbase.com/wyk/image/43007954

http://www.pbase.com/wyk/image/40757648 - "chuckling dogs make us nervous"

http://www.pbase.com/wyk/image/45332030 - "too squirrelly" and "promotes teenage obesity". I dunno how they can tell the rodent is a teen.

http://www.pbase.com/wyk/image/16093162 - "We regret to inform you that any and all images of Texas are banned. Y'all have a nice day, ya hear?"

http://www.pbase.com/wyk/image/2153430 - "Looks suspiciously like Texas - banned"

http://www.pbase.com/wyk/image/2035531 "Neither the word 'bone' nor 'daddy' may appear in the same photo, and most certainly not right next to each other. Add in the fact it appears to be in Texas, and - Banned"

Let me know if you have more luck than I did.

Wez

stepbar

I'd say the guys in PTSB are having a great time screening the pictures .....

Jesus Wept

wyk wrote: »

Good luck. I had a hell of a time trying to design mine. I first went with:

http://www.pbase.com/wyk/image/14305525 Which was rejected. Can't imagine why. I also got a call from the local Guardai station.

Then this: http://www.pbase.com/wyk/image/51708001 No go there. Another call.

This was rejected because it "promotes underage smoking":
http://www.pbase.com/wyk/image/50563369
My argument about him being nearly 70 in 'dog years' was ignored.

This was rejected on the same grounds, even though I dared them to prove the catfish was underaged:
http://www.pbase.com/wyk/image/43185801

http://www.pbase.com/wyk/image/48781674 that was rejected because it "freaked us out". Good thing, too, cause it is a little freakish.

This was rejected because they thought it read "free porn":
http://www.pbase.com/wyk/image/43007954

http://www.pbase.com/wyk/image/40757648 - "chuckling dogs make us nervous"

http://www.pbase.com/wyk/image/45332030 - "too squirrelly" and "promotes teenage obesity". I dunno how they can tell the rodent is a teen.

http://www.pbase.com/wyk/image/16093162 - "We regret to inform you that any and all images of Texas are banned. Y'all have a nice day, ya hear?"

http://www.pbase.com/wyk/image/2153430 - "Looks suspiciously like Texas - banned"

http://www.pbase.com/wyk/image/2035531 "Neither the word 'bone' nor 'daddy' may appear in the same photo, and most certainly not right next to each other. Add in the fact it appears to be in Texas, and - Banned"

Let me know if you have more luck than I did.

Wez

Well of course pictures of animals that someone has stuck a cig in their mouth are banned, and guns, c'mon ffs, yore not in Texas anymore.

Are you telling a few porkies about the reasons given for turning down other ones?


I can't imagine them saying...

"chuckling dogs make us nervous"
"too squirrelly" and "promotes teenage obesity"
"We regret to inform you that any and all images of Texas are banned."

etc.

wyk

Hey, I didn't make the rulz.

This was just rejected: http://www.pbase.com/wyk/image/3897
"Wow, nice corndog. Banned, but thanks for the photo, mate. Cheers."

Wez

The-Rigger wrote: »

Well of course pictures of animals that someone has stuck a cig in their mouth are banned, and guns, c'mon ffs, yore not in Texas anymore.

Are you telling a few porkies about the reasons given for turning down other ones?


I can't imagine them saying...

"chuckling dogs make us nervous"
"too squirrelly" and "promotes teenage obesity"
"We regret to inform you that any and all images of Texas are banned."

etc.

Yeah, course he is. They just send you an automated e-mail back straight away if it is an obvious breach of the T's and C's.

If not, then it takes a day or so and they just say:

"The image you submitted for your personalised Permanent tsb ATM/Laser account ATM Card has not met our image screening criteria. It was denied because it did not pass the following rule: Trademarks, logos, slogans, company names, copyrighted material or brands of any third party."

I've tried using a box of 20 smokes, an old pound note and the Aphex twin logo but all to no avail. Thinking of trying some form of graffitti style text saying "Shifty's bank card" or something. Maybe some one-liner like: ~"I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired."

I was gonna post a similar thread to this in the Arts & Crafts section but, meh, didn't bother........

Apathy ftw.

Jesus Wept

wyk wrote: »

Hey, I didn't make the rulz.

This was just rejected: http://www.pbase.com/wyk/image/3897
"Wow, nice corndog. Banned, but thanks for the photo, mate. Cheers."

Wez

[Angela Lansbury]

A non-american person wouldn't of recognised it as a corndog.

[/Angela Lansbury]

stepbar

God, it really shows the desperate measures a bank will go to get customers.....

Sangre

stepbar wrote: »

God, it really shows the desperate measures a bank will go to get customers.....

yeah, why cant they all be like BOI!

m83

Put a picture of the back of the card on the front of it! Oh can you imagine the hilarity that would ensue?!! No? Me neither....

wyk

The-Rigger wrote: »

[Angela Lansbury]

A non-american person wouldn't of recognised it as a corndog.

[/Angela Lansbury]

Which begs the question: Why is an American deciding what can be placed upon Permanent TSB's bank cards?

Wez

JIZZLORD

a stick figure picture of me, and YORE MA!

Wertz

Nice pictures Wyk, especially like the mantis and the catfish(still laughing at that), I was about to come on and poke fun at you for being a victim of advertising for wanting a personalised laser card, but instead have decided to endeavour to have something "whacky" put on a laser card myself. Looks like a rewarding passtime.