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It's better if you sing it

  • 05-11-2007 6:11pm
    #1
    mickrourke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 686 ✭✭✭


    It really is.
    Altogether now




    "Old Dyslexic had a farm , X,Y,Z,M,Q"

    "Taxi, quick ffs!


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  • #2
    Oliverdog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 968 ✭✭✭Oliverdog


    DON'T SING IT IN THE TAXI! God knows where you'll end up.


  • #3
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,563 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Right that does it. I'm reporting you to the DNA.


  • #4
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Two dyslexics sitting in a room.
    One says,
    "Can you smell gas?"

    The other says
    "No, I can't even spell my own name"



    lol, i dunno why but i love that joke :)


  • #5
    Raytown Rocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 814 ✭✭✭Raytown Rocks


    mickrourke wrote: »
    It really is.
    Altogether now




    "Old Dyslexic had a farm , X,Y,Z,M,Q"

    "Taxi, quick ffs!

    I though it went
    "Old McDonald was dyslexic"
    "E,I,E,I, F"

    sung to the same tune of course


  • #6
    drunk_monk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 719 ✭✭✭drunk_monk


    Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
    He bought a warehouse


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  • #7
    WHIP IT!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,886 ✭✭✭WHIP IT!


    What about the dyslexic druggy?

    Got out of his face on F :o


  • #8
    Raytown Rocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 814 ✭✭✭Raytown Rocks


    what about the dyslexic Satanist
    Sold his soul to Santa.


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    The dyslexic atheist that didn't believe in Dog.


  • #10
    Mahatma coat
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭Mahatma coat


    WHIP IT! wrote: »
    What about the dyslexic druggy?

    Got out of his face on F :o

    he was also nabbed tryin to inject a heron


  • #11
    Alkers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,908 ✭✭✭Alkers


    I realised I was dyslexic when I arrived at a Toga party dressed as a Goat.


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  • #12
    Oliverdog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 968 ✭✭✭Oliverdog


    Some more for my book 'Dyslexia for Begonias'


  • #13
    mickrourke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    What?
    It's my turn to post again and don't you think it's a bit unfair that Dyslexia is so hard to spell?
    Oh well seeing as i started this

    'So anyway, this Dyslexic man walked into a bra....'

    Back to you, whoever, that is.


  • #14
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Dyslexic Boxers Rule K.O.


  • #15
    mickrourke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 686 ✭✭✭mickrourke


    Hagar wrote: »
    Dyslexic Boxers Rule K.O.

    Hagar, is your signature dyslexic?


  • #16
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    It might be, I don't speak Norwegian all that well. :D


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