I'm under attack, 2 fronts!

Dirk Gently

Greetings nesters,

Uncle clownbag has been fighting a long battle against 2 rouge hairs on his chin chin which are displaying ginger tendancies. My loyal black hairs have the two rouges completly surrounded and have pretty much ethnicly cleansed the gingers off the face of, well off the face of my face.

I'm proud of my black warriors for dealing with these two rouge fair hairs which in a certain light could be mistaken for ginger, however, a new front in the hair war has opened up.

At the young age of 27 my nugget hair has recently been invaded by about 5 grey hairs. They have set up camp right smack in teh middle of my fringe. These illegal settlements must be removed from the motherland and I'm prepared to do a jihad on them by shaving my handsome nugget. Have to teach them a lesson.

So the question to you good nesters is as follows.....

Should I attempt a peace pact with the rouge hairs and live in multicultural harmony or....

Jihad by razor blade?

2 stroke

Only one thing for it, get a shotgun and aim for dem ginger hairs.

orestes

Go get 'em soldier!

randylonghorn

S'funny, cb ... I always had you down as someone who would quite enjoy being attacked on two fronts! >_>

clown bag wrote: »

Uncle clownbag has been fighting a long battle against 2 rouge hairs on his chin chin which are displaying ginger tendancies.

You do realise that the Ginger Jabberwocky affectionately known as ChallengePussy will never let you live that admission down?

clown bag wrote: »

At the young age of 27 my nugget hair has recently been invaded by about 5 grey hairs. They have set up camp right smack in teh middle of my fringe. These illegal settlements must be removed from the motherland and I'm prepared to do a jihad on them by shaving my handsome nugget. Have to teach them a lesson.

So the question to you good nesters is as follows.....

Should I attempt a peace pact with the rouge hairs and live in multicultural harmony or....

Jihad by razor blade?

Slightly more seriously ...

>_>

<_<

... and here's hoping the Archangel of Cuckooland didn't hear me utter such heresy ...

... I would suggest a pre-emptive strategic strike on the 5 individual assassins of your manly ego, rather than razing the battlefield entirely. A rapid and tightly focussed incision at the root of the problem will afford at least temporary relief, even if it will be necessary to be vigilant against further incursions in the future.

Otherwise, I will guarantee you that when next you let it grow out, the five will have multiplied faster and with greater ease than the parabolic loaves and fishes ... and will be the more obvious for the lack of ground cover.

Dirk Gently

randylonghorn wrote: »

S'funny, cb ... I always had you down as someone who would quite enjoy being attacked on two fronts! >_>

:eek:

randylonghorn wrote: »

You do realise that the Ginger Jabberwocky affectionately known as ChallengePussy will never let you live that admission down?

What admission, they be fair fairs which in the wrong light may appear ginger

randylonghorn wrote: »

... I would suggest a pre-emptive strategic strike on the 5 individual assassins of your manly ego, rather than razing the battlefield entirely. A rapid and tightly focussed incision at the root of the problem will afford at least temporary relief, even if it will be necessary to be vigilant against further incursions in the future.

I wanna go for shock and awe tbh. None of this lazer guided nonsense. I want collateral damage galore. Perhaps a special forces team to extract the offending hairs followed up by a shock and awe cull just to teach the rest of the hairs to stay loyal.



jihad jihad!

randylonghorn

clown bag wrote: »

:eek:

See? ... one half of you looks ready for teh spitroast already!

clown bag wrote: »

What admission, they be fair fairs which in the wrong light may appear ginger

Yeah, right! "Strawberry blonde", no doubt! :rolleyes:

And sure the other five might be a really white blonde which just appear grey in the wrong light!

Dirk Gently

randylonghorn wrote: »

See? ... one half of you looks ready for teh spitroast already!

It disturbs me that you think of me in this way. I thought those pms you sent me inviting me round to your place to meet you, challange boy and your friend butch were a joke but I'm not so sure they were now.

randylonghorn wrote: »

And sure the other five might be a really white blonde which just appear grey in the wrong light!

nah, them bastards be grey alright

randylonghorn

clown bag wrote: »

It disturbs me that you think of me in this way. I thought those pms you sent me inviting me round to your place to meet you, challange boy and your friend butch were a joke but I'm not so sure they were now.

Our friend Butch?! 0_o

Wtf?!!

Oh wait ... you thought when I said Butch was an ass that I was referring to his personality!! :rolleyes:

Nah dude ... he's a real live donkey. You'll like him!

clown bag wrote: »

nah, them bastards be grey alright

Well, at least they haven't colonised your sidelocks, and you keep having to shave them higher and higher, or look like something out of Charles Dickens!

Jesus Wept

randylonghorn

Black Swan

Randy is a typical lad. Just when things start to get hairy, he falls asleep!

Dirk Gently

After a few days of intense negotiations a resolution was not forthcoming.

In light of the failure of the rogue fair hairs to leave the motherland peacefully, Tonight I gave the order for shock and awe!

You'll be looking like this soon.:D

Capt'n Midnight

electrolysis ftw

Hail 2 Da Chimp

He's A DAYWALKER!!!!


* Throws holy water at CB *