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Fr. Ted's Worried

  • 02-11-2007 8:35am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,752 ✭✭✭


    So apparently our brethren of the cloth are worried that the new drink drive limits being touted will make them over the limit for driving to and from the church after sipping on the ecumenical wine.

    I always thought it became the blood of Christ during the ceremony? Therefore, they couldn't possibly be over the limit???? :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 591 ✭✭✭NBar


    I thought they watered it down :D Maybe its time to change to non alcoholic wine :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,364 ✭✭✭✭bazz26


    Would that not be an ecumenical matter though?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Oh it would be, Ted.

    Mike.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    how on earth would they get drunk from drinking blood?


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,632 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Luckily Jesus isint around today. Imagine getting a blood sample off him"Eh, sorry Sir, but we are only seeing wine here. Is this some sort of halloween prank?".

    Anyways, Im sure they will have plenty of soakage from the communion :D

    Oh, im going to hell for that!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,752 ✭✭✭cyrusdvirus


    antodeco wrote: »
    Luckily Jesus isint around today. Imagine getting a blood sample off him"Eh, sorry Sir, but we are only seeing wine here. Is this some sort of halloween prank?".

    :D:D

    like it!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭cjt156


    Anyone remember that old joke about the novice priest?

    next time, Father, sip; don't gulp. The correct term is father, son and holy ghost; not Big Daddy, Junior J and the Spook.
    Our Lord and his Apostles are not generally referred to as JC and the homiez. And as for your "Mary with the cherry" comment...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,314 ✭✭✭Marcus.Aurelius


    You're all going to burst into flames fer yer blasphemy!!:eek:

    :D


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