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  • 01-11-2007 2:23am
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    SUNGOD
    Registered Users Posts: 2,411 ✭✭✭


    got an invite to a friends wedding for " sungod (me) +guest " im single so do i go on my own or invite someone just for the sake of it . could invite an old flame but if its only for one night whats the point , anyone any expierance of this ?


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    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Bring an escort, but pretend you are have been going out with each other for ages.
    Introduce her to everyone you know, hilarity will ensue.


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    Binomate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Binomate


    Guest is spelt wrong. It should be 'Gest'.

    They want you to bring David Gest.
    david_gest-thumb-thumb.jpg


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    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Bring someone who could use a hot meal


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    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Just go on your own. You can bring a mate if you know shag-all people at it. But it would be best to bring a mate who might have some vague familiarity with one of the newlyweds.

    Not directing this at you, but in general, I get annoyed by this fear of going to a wedding alone that some people have - even weddings of those close to them. It's kinda pathetic. And also, the way they'd bring a partner if they were going out with them for two flipping weeks. The partner may not even want to go. It would make far more sense to bring a mate who might be somewhat acquainted with one of the people getting married.


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    ~Rebel~
    Registered Users Posts: 31,171 ✭✭✭✭~Rebel~


    Bring Vince Vaughn or Owen Wilson. They seem like great craic at a wedding.


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    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Bring someone with a tendancy to repeat "Breathe in. Breathe out."


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    SUNGOD
    Registered Users Posts: 2,411 ✭✭✭SUNGOD


    Karoma wrote: »
    Bring someone with a tendancy to repeat "Breathe in. Breathe out."

    just done yourself out of an invite!!!


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    connundrum
    Registered Users Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    Bring a mate and try get a game of poker going in the back.


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    Senna
    Registered Users Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    go on your own, but order two dinners, get two glasses for wine, get two drinks for the toast.


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    thefinalstage
    Registered Users Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    Go on your own! All of the woman will be emotional at the fact that they are still single and grab hold with both hands!


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    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,059 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Bring a mop wearing a dress. If anyone says anything just run off crying screaming "I knew they wouldn't understand our love".


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    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Dress a cardboard cutout of yourself and bring it along.


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    Goldenquick
    Registered Users Posts: 228 ✭✭Goldenquick


    Bring someone that can drive and take you home if you get the worse for wear :D


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    humanji
    Registered Users Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    OP, have you seen Weekend At Bernie's at all?


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    il gatto
    Registered Users Posts: 3,021 ✭✭✭il gatto


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Bring a mop wearing a dress. If anyone says anything just run off crying screaming "I knew they wouldn't understand our love".

    Have you been stalking me? Leave Mopsy out of this:D


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    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    I know someone who went out to look for a girlfriend to bring to a wedding because the invite was addressed to him and partner.


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    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Free meal?
    I'm there.

    Pretend you're gay for the night.


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    Poco Loco
    Registered Users Posts: 106 ✭✭Poco Loco


    Bring someone definitely, unless you know a few other single people going on their own? Don't bring someone you are hoping to score with. Cause you will end up sitting on the bandstand at the end of the night crying into your jagerbomb when it doesn't work out :)


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    thefinalstage
    Registered Users Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    Terry wrote: »
    Free meal?
    I'm there.

    Pretend you're gay for the night.

    You don't have to pretend than Terry?


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    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    thelastangryman wrote: »
    You don't have to pretend than Terry?
    I'm here, I'm queer, get used to it.


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    SUNGOD
    Registered Users Posts: 2,411 ✭✭✭SUNGOD


    are terry and thelastangryman fighting over my invite , im sooo flattered. why dont we all pretend to be gay and forget about the wedding . now where did i put that cooking oil ?:confused:


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    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    humanji wrote: »
    OP, have you seen Weekend At Bernie's at all?

    Got a dead boss you need rid of, eh?


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    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,059 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    SUNGOD wrote: »
    are terry and thelastangryman fighting over my invite , im sooo flattered. why dont we all pretend to be gay and forget about the wedding . now where did i put that cooking oil ?:confused:

    Circle jerk time?


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    longshanks
    Registered Users Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    go on your own sungod, single is the new black


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    watna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    I thought the title was me + quest and that you were going to go on an adventure or to kill a dragon or something. I'm disappointed now! :(


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    the_syco
    Registered Users Posts: 37,295 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Bring an escort, but pretend you are have been going out with each other for ages.
    Introduce her to everyone you know, hilarity will ensue.
    Hilarity will ensue when she meets people she knows;):D


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    Archeron
    Registered Users Posts: 6,201 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Raise the dead and then bring a shambling (but still not decomposed enough to be unattractive) zombie with you. From the films I've been watching, it doesnt really seem too hard to do.

    Hmm, necrophilia jokes. Thats not cool. :o


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    [Deleted User]
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    Bring a skeleton. They have no body to go with either apparently.


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    #30
    SUNGOD
    Registered Users Posts: 2,411 ✭✭✭SUNGOD


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Circle jerk time?

    im quite sure its actually a triangle and if so fancy making it a square ? with a name like AlmightyCushion ya must be a raging homosexual : oh fingers crossed could i be this lucky?


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    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,059 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    SUNGOD wrote: »
    with a name like AlmightyCushion ya must be a raging homosexual

    Or an omnipotent cushion. Back on topic bring an imaginary friend. Just because they're imaginary doesn't mean they're not real.


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