me + guest

SUNGOD

got an invite to a friends wedding for " sungod (me) +guest " im single so do i go on my own or invite someone just for the sake of it . could invite an old flame but if its only for one night whats the point , anyone any expierance of this ?

Jesus Wept

Bring an escort, but pretend you are have been going out with each other for ages.
Introduce her to everyone you know, hilarity will ensue.

Binomate

Guest is spelt wrong. It should be 'Gest'.

They want you to bring David Gest.

biko

Bring someone who could use a hot meal

Dudess

Just go on your own. You can bring a mate if you know shag-all people at it. But it would be best to bring a mate who might have some vague familiarity with one of the newlyweds.

Not directing this at you, but in general, I get annoyed by this fear of going to a wedding alone that some people have - even weddings of those close to them. It's kinda pathetic. And also, the way they'd bring a partner if they were going out with them for two flipping weeks. The partner may not even want to go. It would make far more sense to bring a mate who might be somewhat acquainted with one of the people getting married.

~Rebel~

Bring Vince Vaughn or Owen Wilson. They seem like great craic at a wedding.

Karoma

Bring someone with a tendancy to repeat "Breathe in. Breathe out."

SUNGOD

Karoma wrote: »

Bring someone with a tendancy to repeat "Breathe in. Breathe out."

just done yourself out of an invite!!!

connundrum

Bring a mate and try get a game of poker going in the back.

Senna

go on your own, but order two dinners, get two glasses for wine, get two drinks for the toast.

thefinalstage

Go on your own! All of the woman will be emotional at the fact that they are still single and grab hold with both hands!

AlmightyCushion

Bring a mop wearing a dress. If anyone says anything just run off crying screaming "I knew they wouldn't understand our love".

Red Hand

Dress a cardboard cutout of yourself and bring it along.

Goldenquick

Bring someone that can drive and take you home if you get the worse for wear

humanji

OP, have you seen Weekend At Bernie's at all?

il gatto

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Bring a mop wearing a dress. If anyone says anything just run off crying screaming "I knew they wouldn't understand our love".

Have you been stalking me? Leave Mopsy out of this:D

Mossy Monk

I know someone who went out to look for a girlfriend to bring to a wedding because the invite was addressed to him and partner.

Terry

Free meal?
I'm there.

Pretend you're gay for the night.

Poco Loco

Bring someone definitely, unless you know a few other single people going on their own? Don't bring someone you are hoping to score with. Cause you will end up sitting on the bandstand at the end of the night crying into your jagerbomb when it doesn't work out

thefinalstage

Terry wrote: »

Free meal?
I'm there.

Pretend you're gay for the night.

You don't have to pretend than Terry?

Terry

thelastangryman wrote: »

You don't have to pretend than Terry?

I'm here, I'm queer, get used to it.

SUNGOD

are terry and thelastangryman fighting over my invite , im sooo flattered. why dont we all pretend to be gay and forget about the wedding . now where did i put that cooking oil ?

Earthhorse

humanji wrote: »

OP, have you seen Weekend At Bernie's at all?

Got a dead boss you need rid of, eh?

AlmightyCushion

SUNGOD wrote: »

are terry and thelastangryman fighting over my invite , im sooo flattered. why dont we all pretend to be gay and forget about the wedding . now where did i put that cooking oil ?

Circle jerk time?

longshanks

go on your own sungod, single is the new black

watna

I thought the title was me + quest and that you were going to go on an adventure or to kill a dragon or something. I'm disappointed now!

the_syco

The-Rigger wrote: »

Bring an escort, but pretend you are have been going out with each other for ages.
Introduce her to everyone you know, hilarity will ensue.

Hilarity will ensue when she meets people she knows;):D

Archeron

Raise the dead and then bring a shambling (but still not decomposed enough to be unattractive) zombie with you. From the films I've been watching, it doesnt really seem too hard to do.

Hmm, necrophilia jokes. Thats not cool.

Bring a skeleton. They have no body to go with either apparently.

SUNGOD

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Circle jerk time?

im quite sure its actually a triangle and if so fancy making it a square ? with a name like AlmightyCushion ya must be a raging homosexual : oh fingers crossed could i be this lucky?

AlmightyCushion

SUNGOD wrote: »

with a name like AlmightyCushion ya must be a raging homosexual

Or an omnipotent cushion. Back on topic bring an imaginary friend. Just because they're imaginary doesn't mean they're not real.

thefinalstage

Bring a sheep. They will all understand.

Mint Sauce

was at a family wedding few years ago, was me and guest, went on my own, my dad was also invited and a few cousins were there that i got on with, had a great time, and got a few fantastic snogs out of it (all with the same girl, dont think my cousin would have been to happy if i kissed too may of her mates on her wedding day).

Gyalist

Go on your own. Weddings are one of the best places for picking up chicks (if you're that way inclined).

Rhyme

Deleted User wrote: »

Bring a skeleton. They have no body to go with either apparently.

/stab

Put makeup on your right hand.

pommers

go on your own im sure you will find someone to hold hands with;)

mise_me_fein

If you bring a woman you barely know, it could seem ok for a while but then it might be a long night.

If you bring a mate, people will notice that you've no woman with you for a while but when they get drunk they'll forget

If you go on your own you'll feel like a spare prick for a long time until after the meal but after that you'd be grand.

Try to get a woman this week, that's what I'd do.

Timothy Bryce

SUNGOD wrote: »

got an invite to a friends wedding for " sungod (me) +guest " im single so do i go on my own or invite someone just for the sake of it . could invite an old flame but if its only for one night whats the point , anyone any expierance of this ?

You should go alone and try and bag a bridesmaid

Pigman II

I agree with Binomate. Invite David Gest.

Don't forget to some to bring some heavy-duty boot-polish in case he gets head sweats at the reception.

Jesus Wept

Invite David Icke and have him accuse the bride of being a lizard ftw.

rubadub

Was it not a RSVP invite? weddings cost a lot, having a "+ guest" might be people who are not sure if you have a partner or fiance, and it could be insulting if they didnt know when they sort of should. Even if they do know some find it nice.

You should really reply asap, as there may be others they did not invite due to lack of places.

I wouldnt bring a mate to fill in a gap for a wedding, but a work-do is another thing. We had one and it was "+ partner", inferring wive/husband/BF/GF. Me and a few lads brought our mates and all got pissed on the free booze. The way I see it a work-do is a form of christmas bonus- why should some get "twice the value" as others.

Of course my mate knew the score for the "free drink"/partner arrangement, rode him rotten!