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10 Year Old Blues

  • 31-10-2007 11:54am
    #1
    patmac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,602 ✭✭✭


    A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

    "I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."

    Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

    The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."


Comments

  • #2
    Homer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,375 ✭✭✭Homer


    Have some stars... On a roll today!


  • #3
    mc nuggets
    Closed Accounts Posts: 500 ✭✭✭mc nuggets


    Wait wait wait, theres no Santa :(


  • #4
    patmac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,602 ✭✭✭patmac


    mc nuggets wrote: »
    Wait wait wait, theres no Santa :(

    Sorry, I'll edit tht title so as not to upset anyone else.


  • #5
    game4it70
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭game4it70


    thats very good


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