She has my stuff!

titiwonk

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Alright,

I've been engaged to this chick for 2 or 3 years now and the hassle is wreaking my head. I only agreed to marry her to shut her up you know. Anyway she keeps on annoying me to pick this or that out and she's not as good looking as she used to be. I reckon I can do better and find a hotter bird who is less annoying.

I stopped returning her calls about a week ago but the problem is that I left my playstation in her gaff and I want to get it back without having to listen to her whine.

Should I send my mate or go round with a Garda?

Cheers lads

Melion

Has to be a joke post

titiwonk

What ever happened to bro's before ho's?

zAbbo

in before the ban.

JeanClaude

Melion wrote: »

Has to be a joke post

Was thinking the same, has to be, he actually can't be serious:D

titiwonk

Come to people for help and this is the treatment I recieve!!!!!???? You internet losers are a heartless bunch.

magick

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.


Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.


When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:


M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.


along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."


This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

titiwonk

eh ok.....listen mate there's this thing called outside and it's got people in it called women..check it out

WindSock

Thats great news about your M&M's , shame you can't do that with peoples heads though

LegacyUser

hi titywank

sorry to hear about your predicment, but you really should tell yuor gf that she is not fit, and you should move on


have you put down any deposits on anything for the wedding, as you may lose them


what you really need to think about is getting an xbox360, as i think there is more games for it then the playstation

WindSock

titiwonk wrote: »

it's got people in it called women..check it out

I thought the proper name was 'chicks'

Yeah lets all go outside and get engaged to chicks to shut them up, then post a shitty story up on the interweb, as opposed to a more interesting, imaginative one.

Sabre0001

magick wrote: »

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:

There can be only one.

Question though - wouldn't the M&Ms with less rounds to compete in have a better chance of making the final....Seems as the winner has to keep competing until outright winner or is beaten?

So in theory, a "reject" M&M could actually win - you could, in fact, be sending rejects to the company for breeding purposes!!! What have you done?! :eek:

titiwonk

I like ve-jay-jay and crisps

melekalikimaka

can i marry her?

titiwonk

Sure mate. Just make sure she gives me back my PS2. Oh and if you could make sure the kids don't ring me up and **** that'd be great.

d22ontour

PI goes to the next level of totally un-imaginitive threads.

M&M wars sounds like fun.

Fanny Cradock

magick wrote: »

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theatre of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.


Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.


When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:


M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.


along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."


This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

Ah, that made me laugh

dudara

magick, titiwonk, boreds and Sabre001 all banned.

Thread closed.

dudara