Yo momma jokes!:D

in_da_club · 28-10-2007 9:01am #1

this thread is for yo momma jokes!:D

Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!"

Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!

Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn."

Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Plug · 28-10-2007 11:26am

You mothers so fat when she entered the fat compo they said no pro's.

WindSock · 28-10-2007 12:55pm

Yo Momma's so fat she beeps when she walks backwards

Capt'n Midnight · 28-10-2007 1:41pm

my favorite

Yo mamma's so fat she uses a puts on her belt with a boomerang.

Agent Smith · 28-10-2007 1:42pm

yo mamma's so fat when she fell down the stairs last week and broke her leg, Gravy came out...

StormWarrior · 28-10-2007 5:45pm

Yo mamma's so fat, I swerved to miss her and ran out of petrol.

Seeker · 28-10-2007 6:07pm

Yo mommas so fat she has her own area code.

Call Me Jimmy · 28-10-2007 6:10pm

yo momma's so fat, when people see her they think she is fat

in_da_club · 28-10-2007 6:26pm

yo mommas so fat her blod type is gravy

in_da_club · 28-10-2007 6:28pm

Yo mammas so fat she has more chins than a chineese phone book!!!!!

Tails142 · 28-10-2007 6:29pm

Your momma is so fat that her waist size is equator

in_da_club · 28-10-2007 6:29pm

your mommas so stupid a burgler stole her telly an she ran after him 2 give him the remote

in_da_club · 28-10-2007 6:30pm

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

in_da_club · 28-10-2007 6:31pm

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

in_da_club · 28-10-2007 6:32pm

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Kold · 28-10-2007 6:46pm

Your mother is so fat that she's got dangerously high blood pressure and is at great risk of heart disease and diabetes.

in_da_club · 28-10-2007 8:11pm

Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole ass over!

in_da_club · 28-10-2007 8:13pm

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

in_da_club · 28-10-2007 8:13pm

Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

in_da_club · 28-10-2007 8:15pm

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!:D

in_da_club · 28-10-2007 8:18pm

Yo momma so stupid, she studied for a drug test!

in_da_club · 28-10-2007 9:59pm

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

The Bollox · 29-10-2007 5:02am

yo momma so fat that Jabba The Hutt said "DAAAAAAAMN"

GLaDOS · 29-10-2007 2:35pm

Yo mammas so stupid she forgot the edit button

Senna · 30-10-2007 2:03am

Your momma's so fat, the last time she went to the beach, Greenpeace tried to roll her back in.

longshanks · 30-10-2007 1:46pm

yo momma so fat she finds it really hard to find flattering clothing for someone of her girth
yo momma so fat mary harney said damn!!
yo momma so fat she has her own climate

Fey! · 30-10-2007 2:11pm

yo momma's so fat, she has her own gravity!

yo momma's so ugly, she's in Freddy Kreugers nightmares!!

yo momma's so stoopid, she makes George Bush look smart!!!

Fenix · 31-10-2007 4:25am

So I met you momma walkin down the street with a pig under her arm, I was all "Where'd you get that ?" The pig said "Won her at a fair".

20 Times 20 Times · 31-10-2007 4:36am

Yo momma so fat the only time she seen 90210 is on the scales !

gerTheGreat · 31-10-2007 9:29am

Yo mama's so fat, she looks like mary harney's fat ugly sister.

Homer · 31-10-2007 9:40am

Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

H.O.T.A.S. · 02-11-2007 2:54pm

Yo momma so fat everytime she wears high heels, she strikes oil!

hotspur · 03-11-2007 12:33am

My favourite:

Yo mama's so dumb she tripped outta the window and fell UP!

Mint Sauce · 03-11-2007 12:36am

ur mommas t*ts are so fat, the milk comes out in cartoons!!

dak · 03-11-2007 10:47am

Yo Mamma so fat she got a lead role in "Grease" with John Travolting!

dak · 03-11-2007 10:48am

Yo Mamma so fat she oils herself when she moves!

Sea Sharp · 03-11-2007 1:22pm

why couldn't you just write all of them in one post. Unless you're trying to post-count++

Tell yo momma to stop changing lipstickk my d1ck is looking like a rainbow.

Jimbo · 04-11-2007 6:50pm

Yore Ma!

dak · 05-11-2007 9:34am

GaNjaHaN wrote: »

why couldn't you just write all of them in one post. Unless you're trying to post-count++

Tell yo momma to stop changing lipstickk my d1ck is looking like a rainbow.

Didn't Yo Mamma teach yo any manners!

Zzippy · 08-11-2007 2:31pm

Yo mamma's so fat, when she has sex yo daddy burnt his ass on the lightbulb

Yo mammas so fat, after sex yo daddy rolled over twice and he was still on top