Need help with weird situation

justjake

Hi...
I'm new to this kind of thing but I really need advice and my problem isn't exactly one I can talk to my friends about.

I was in my freinds house about 2 months ago and we were having a few beers. He went to bed and I was to sleep on the couch. I couldn't sleep and I'd had a rake of beer. I don't think this, or indeed anything, justifies what I did though.

I have been going through a 'barren' patch lately and saw he had a few 'adult' dvd's lying around. I started watching them.

After about ten minutes I was quite excited and it must be remembered I was well juiced......

my mates dog came in and I called it over and had it help ease my excitement.

Ever since then I get really uncomfortable when ever I see the dog. I feel absolutely awful.

What should I do? I can only think of 2 options.

1) come clean to my mate
2) 'Get rid' of the dog on the sly.

Can anyone think of another option?

SprostonGreen

Yes, I can think of another option. STFU and never mention it.

What do you think? They dog is going to spill the beans to his master?

stepbar

You must have been well scuttered. What were you thinking?

Dudess

If this is true, just put it behind you and say nothing - we all have our secrets. A guy in the programme Shameless confessed to experiencing the same thing and, well, that was the end of his relationship... AND the dog.

But I don't think it's true, I think that you're a troll. And Personal Issues moderators don't take kindly to trolls.

4zn76tysfajdxp

SprostonGreen wrote: »

Yes, I can think of another option. STFU and never mention it.

+1

l3LoWnA

justjake wrote: »

Hi...
1) come clean to my mate

Have to ask this question.....but WHY the hell would you do that?!?!

2) 'Get rid' of the dog on the sly.

Why, are you afraid anybody else would discover what this dog has to offer? Are you jealous!? The poor dog doesn't need to be gotten rid off, the dog did nothing wrong, only what it was co-erced into doing! Can you imagine how traumatic it was for that poor creature.....

Can anyone think of another option

Yes, "jake", get a girlfriend!! Or a blow up doll? An Apple Pie?! Anything that doesn't have feelings?! Anything that would keep you away from your "rapist" tendencies (because that's what I'd call it!!! Did you ask the dog first? Did the dog agree?! No? Then it's rape - get help!!!! It might not be just an unfortunate dog the next time!) Why didn't you go and give it to your friend!? At least he'd have had the option to say no! Palm and the five sisters not around that night?!!?

Or else just forget about it......move on! Nobody knows and you're best keeping it that way!

I think I'm beginning to understand the whole "troll" thing and I'd agree that this seems to be one - however, had to say the above just in case

Dudess

He's posted it to the Christianity forum.

Dub_girl_101

Jesus Jake! I've never been so disturbed!!! lol

I really wish you had not posted this...:)

bolliwoodi

total troll:eek::eek::eek:

l3LoWnA

Dudess wrote: »

He's posted it to the Christianity forum.

oh FFS!!! :rolleyes:

justjake

Rapist tendencies????!!!!!! All I did was go for a run with the dog to calm down! I'm feeling bad cause I watched my mates porn!!! The dog reminds me of my indiscrection is all!

What kind of sick mind do you have!!! I know we've all been with a few dogs in our time but come on!!!

Dudess

When I first read it, I thought you meant the dog sucked you off.

But anyway...

justjake

Ha ha ha. I'm not a lunatic! The dog didn't need to suck me off. I went into my mates after the run and deposited my excitement on his face. If he new I'd watched his porn he'd freak out

Fanny Cradock

You're a sick puppy

dudara

justjake banned.

Thread closed.

dudara

Dudess

Ruu banned him - a more dedicated young man you could not meet. Unlike some other mods eh?