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Gentlemen, I Give You our King!

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  • #2
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    pretty impressive resumé all right, **** in the living room makes him a legend


  • #3
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    She sounds like my house-mate's girlfriend.

    Oh wait......


  • #4
    Dun laoire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,687 ✭✭✭Dun laoire


    That gave me a great laugh. SetantaL gave a short yet effective responce in favour of our hero. Ha ha


  • #5
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Yes made me laugh to , straight to the point , no beating around the bush with the **** issue ...classic :D


  • #6
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,660 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    While I admire the **** in the living room and admonishing the wimmins to do the housework, I think the dog makes him ineligible for the throne. I mean walking **** around the house - wtf?

    This raises an interesting issue about how the brotherhood feel about pets. I'd be all for having some sort of helper monkey around the place, but for all the dopey love a dog gives you and the constant challenge of breaking wind so vile you force him to leave the room, you have to clean the ****er, walk the ****er and if you live in an urban area - clean up his ****. All this detracts from valuable couch time.

    Of course a cat is completely out of the question. I had one once that kept trying to eat me when I didn't move for extended periods of time. Maybe a big-ass snake? Feed it once a week and it just lies there...


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  • #7
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Blitzkrieger wrote: »
    While I admire the **** in the living room and admonishing the wimmins to do the housework, I think the dog makes him ineligible for the throne. I mean walking **** around the house - wtf?

    This raises an interesting issue about how the brotherhood feel about pets. I'd be all for having some sort of helper monkey around the place, but for all the dopey love a dog gives you and the constant challenge of breaking wind so vile you force him to leave the room, you have to clean the ****er, walk the ****er and if you live in an urban area - clean up his ****. All this detracts from valuable couch time.

    Of course a cat is completely out of the question. I had one once that kept trying to eat me when I didn't move for extended periods of time. Maybe a big-ass snake? Feed it once a week and it just lies there...

    A lazy slothenly dog is the best option. Like the old ones who lie beside the fire and only wake up for 30 minutes a day.

    :)


  • #8
    HashSlinging
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭HashSlinging


    nah our king would have tried it on with her, and succeeded.


  • #9
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    I lol'd over the **** bit.He's a class act and no mistake.


  • #10
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Dogs, so demanding ..........................sigh :)


  • #11
    SligoBrewer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭SligoBrewer


    latchyco wrote: »
    Dogs, so demanding ..........................sigh :)


    nah.. i love the lazy mutt type dog..:)


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