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Jesus just spoke to me, in bed!

  • 25-10-2007 2:20am
    #1
    Binomate
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    I was lying in bed about 10 minutes ago and I could have sworn I heard Jesus talking to me! At first I thought I was hearing things, but what I heard was actually an audible voice! I just had to get up and post this. At first he said "I am Jesus". Then he told me that he had something very very important to tell me and that he would speak to me again.

    What should I do? Should I contact my Priest?


Comments

  • #2
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Jesus is sneaking into peoples bedrooms? Tut tut, dirty bugger! :rolleyes:


  • #3
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Smoke less crack.


  • #4
    Gaz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,595 ✭✭✭Gaz


    Smoke more crack


  • #5
    Binomate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Binomate


    He just spoke to me again. He said I should become a Jew. What should I do? This thread is deadly serious.


  • #6
    Jesus Wept
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    Binomate wrote: »
    He just spoke to me again. He said I should become a Jew. What should I do? This thread is deadly serious.

    Cut yore foreskin off.


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  • #7
    Kinetic^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Drugs are bad mmkay!!!!!!


  • #8
    Binomate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Binomate


    Prove he didn't speak to me.


  • #9
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Good argument Bino. ;)


  • #10
    TheMilkyPirate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,028 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    Binomate wrote: »
    Prove he didn't speak to me.

    Prove he did speak to you.


  • #11
    Asiaprod
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,737 ✭✭✭Asiaprod


    I am not Jesus. For the purpose of this exercise I am your Buddhist guardian.
    I think you should all go back to bed and get a nice sleep. The next unnecessary noise I hear from any of you on this forum will result in a ban.
    Lights out.

    Binomate, if you really are serious, and that’s a big if, PM Brian Calgary (The Mod around these here parts) to discuss further discussing your amazing experience.


    Thread closed till further notice.

    Asia


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