That bloody thing called the Urinal!

Lawless_Samurai · 23-10-2007 01:46PM #1

Just been to the jacks and thought I might bring this up see if its common...

Anyone else find it hard to use a urinal with people around? It really annoys the hell outta me when I stand at a urinal about to go and someone walks in and WHAM not a hope of me going! I've tried over coming it and sometimes I succeed but nothing consistant. Just find it annoying so I thought I'd share

:):D

Matt Holck · 23-10-2007 03:48PM

Andy Warhol Turquoise Marilyn Painting

Fad · 23-10-2007 06:40PM

ah you suffer from stage fright!

not uncommon in any respect

Matt Holck · 23-10-2007 06:45PM

wasn't offered a chance

http://allpoetry.com/column/show/2338284

randylonghorn · 23-10-2007 10:12PM

AlmightyCushion · 23-10-2007 10:15PM

I don't know where the hell you go drinking but it must be a rough spot if the urinals are covered in blood.

randylonghorn · 23-10-2007 10:19PM

would prefer ones like this:

randylonghorn · 23-10-2007 11:14PM

pj9999 · 24-10-2007 12:11AM

Hi Lawless,

It's called "paruresis" or "shy bladder syndrome", and tends not be so bad after a couple of pints when one is slightly more relaxed.

Some mental practice can help overcome it... e.g. try to imagine the guy standing at the next urinal in an absurd position, like pissing on his shoes, or pissing out of his nose.

blindman · 24-10-2007 09:40AM

I've been trying real hard not to post here. Didn't want to take the piss (sorry, been holding that in for ages) Oops, done it again.

Matt Holck · 24-10-2007 01:21PM

contains acid

Matt Holck · 24-10-2007 01:23PM

no one will die
because no one is there

Lawless_Samurai · 24-10-2007 01:40PM

pj9999 wrote: »

Hi Lawless,

It's called "paruresis" or "shy bladder syndrome", and tends not be so bad after a couple of pints when one is slightly more relaxed.

Some mental practice can help overcome it... e.g. try to imagine the guy standing at the next urinal in an absurd position, like pissing on his shoes, or pissing out of his nose.

Cheers will do! Jeez they've got a name for everything nowadays!

:):D

randylonghorn · 24-10-2007 07:40PM

pj9999 wrote: »

Some mental practice can help overcome it... e.g. try to imagine the guy standing at the next urinal in an absurd position, like pissing on his shoes, or pissing out of his nose.

Hmmm ... not sure standing at a urinal and thinking about anything even vaguely to do with the guy next door's dick is necessarily a good idea in terms of overcoming this!

Ghost Train · 24-10-2007 07:50PM

any excuss to post this classic tv sketch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9GpH50udsA

Lawless_Samurai · 24-10-2007 07:56PM

Brilliant!!!

:D:D:):):):D:D:D

That bloody thing called the Urinal!

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