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Wedding Bliss

patmac · 2007-10-23 09:42:17

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly. He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00…

23-10-2007 9:42am

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A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.
He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own f**king blanket."
After a moment of silence, he farted.

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#2 23-10-2007 10:45am

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had me laughing for ages!!! brilliant :D:D

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#3 23-10-2007 11:24am

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Rofl

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#4 23-10-2007 1:05pm

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lol gd one

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#5 24-10-2007 2:53am

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Very good.

/Throws pointy thingy

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