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Seeing as we're talking about arses alot today....

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  • 22-10-2007 6:32pm
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    Dun laoire
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    i got thinking. If you broke both your arms and basically they were banjoed who would you get to wipe your ass after a pony? I'd get YORE MA to do it for me.


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    MooseJam
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    i'd just drag my arse along the floor for a while


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    challengemaster
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    That'd be a really shítty situation...


    /gets coat


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    Cheeky_gal
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    challengemaster wrote: »
    That'd be a really shítty situation...


    /gets coat


    LOL! I get it...haha thats good...:D


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    MayMay
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    Dun laoire wrote: »
    i got thinking. If you broke both your arms and basically they were banjoed who would you get to wipe your ass after a pony? I'd get YORE MA to do it for me.

    Ha ha ha ha....I never find those yore ma things funny but I burst out laughing at that one...either I'm going mental or that was actually funny...


    I'm going mental...:confused:


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    Dun laoire
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    MayMay wrote: »
    Ha ha ha ha....I never find those yore ma things funny but I burst out laughing at that one...either I'm going mental or that was actually funny...


    I'm going mental...:confused:

    I just wanted to get it out of the way. Serious topic here


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    Dalfiatach
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    There's a dude in Galway lost both his arms at the elbow in a freak accident involving a tiger.

    No, really.

    Anyways, he goes to pubs and then asks men to ah help him go for a piss.

    As to the arse situation, could ye maybe rig up a bidet with a foot-pedal operated mechanical loofah type thingy?


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    Uthur
    Registered Users Posts: 414 ✭✭Uthur


    jesus would ye ask a total stranger to hold your lad down the pub when you need a slash :D


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    Alanthroneus
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    I know some chaps that would jump at the opportunity to get some randomers lad in their hand!


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    Fusion251
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    I'd go down the local scratcher and choose from the long line of signatories.


    That should keep them busy


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