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  • 22-10-2007 11:49am
    #1
    kev_s88
    Registered Users Posts: 2,637 ✭✭✭


    just crossed my mind.decided to ask the public...

    when it comes to cleaning your bum, do you do it sitting or standing???

    How do you wipe 17 votes

    Standing
    0% 0 votes
    Sitting
    52% 9 votes
    Hovering
    11% 2 votes
    Atari Jaguar
    35% 6 votes


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    #2
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    What the hell is with all the poo polls today. Get over it.


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    #3
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Why on earth would you want to know ? Now run along, scat !


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    #4
    GhostInTheRuins
    Registered Users Posts: 5,962 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    What does "hovering" involve?

    I'd like a detailed explanation please.


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    #5
    Wossack
    Registered Users Posts: 7,002 ✭✭✭Wossack


    geez, another shit thread


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    #6
    kev_s88
    Registered Users Posts: 2,637 ✭✭✭kev_s88


    hovering involves not quite standing but not quite sitting......

    you're kind of crouching over the bowl so that there is plenty of movement room for your hand to go and wipe!


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    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Standing - arse-cheeks forced closed. Not the optimum position for wiping. Sh*t smeared everywhere.
    Sitting - arse-cheeks wide open, but not alot of room to get hand around the back. Again, not ideal. Greater risk of hand touching poo.
    Hovering(Squatting?) - optimum position for arse-cleaning. Bending over slightly spreads the arse-cheeks enough (but not too much so as to leave you vulnerable) to facilitate the wiping. Distance between toilet seat and arse leaves more room to get the hand back.

    Always be squatting, ALWAYS be squatting......


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    #8
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Wossack wrote: »
    geez, another shit thread

    It really is ****, isn't it?


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    #9
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Enough.
    Get back in your box.


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