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Perfect days for Men/Women

  • 21-10-2007 3:48pm
    #1
    kleefarr
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    THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER

    8:15 - Wake up to hugs and kisses
    8:30 - Weigh-in 2kg lighter than yesterday
    8:45 - Breakfast in bed - freshly squeezed OJ & croissants; open presents(expensive jewelry)
    9:15 - Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
    10:00 - Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer
    10:30 - Facial, manicure, make-up application, shampoo, condition, blow wave
    12:00 - Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
    12:45 - Catch sight of partners ex & notice she has gained 17kg
    1:00 - Shopping with friends: unlimited credit
    3:00 - Nap
    4:00 - 3 dozen roses delivered from secret admirer
    4:15 - Massage from strong but gentle hunk - says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
    5:30 - Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe
    7:30 - Candle light dinner for 2 followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners / dancers
    10:00 - Hot shower - ALONE
    10:50 - Carried to bed...freshly ironed, crisp, white linen
    11:00 - Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
    11:15 - Fall asleep in his big strong arms

    THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM

    6:00 - Alarm
    6:15 - Blow job
    6:30 - Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section
    7:00 - Large cooked breakfast cooked by a naked buxom wench who bends
    over a lot showing her growler
    7:30 - Limo arrives
    7:45 - Several beers en route to airport
    9:15 - Flight in personal Lear jet
    9:30 - Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (Blow job on-route)
    9:45 - Play front 9 (2 under par)
    11:45 - Lunch - steak & lobster, 3 beers & bottle of Dom Perignon
    12:15 - Blow job
    12:30 - Play back nine (4 under)
    2:15 - Limo back to airport (several Bourbons)
    2:30 - Fly to Bahamas
    3:30 - Late afternoon fishing with all female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot showing their growlers
    4:30 - Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle
    5:00 - Fly home, massage & hand job by naked Elle MacPherson (bending over showing her growler - naturally!)
    6:45 - Sh*t, shower & shave
    7:00 - Watch the news - Michael Jackson assassinated
    7:30 - Dinner - Lobster starters, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak
    9:00 - Napoleon Brandy & Habanos cigars in front of wall size TV as you watch football
    9:30 - Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
    11:00 - Massage & Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks & a cleaning beer
    11:30 - Night-cap blow job
    11:45 - In bed alone
    11:50 - A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog out the room
    11:51 - Laugh yourself to sleep


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