Stoopid tattoos

The_Scary_Man

I've seen some messed up tats in my time but this guy takes the biscuit;



Hi, I've got a tiny dick and a smaller brain.


He is a pro MMA fighter, maybe he just wants the other fighters to feel sorry for him so they won't beat him down too badly??

Gauge

I'd be more concerned about the swastika one on his chest! Basically all his tattoos appear to just be a collective 'what the f*ck...'

The_Scary_Man

Gauge wrote: »

I'd be more concerned about the swastika one on his chest!

That was what the smaller brain reference was about

bounty_hunter

I've seen much much much worse than that, but most of them are NSFW so I won't post them just in case...

bounty_hunter

Here are a few though.

bounty_hunter

Gotta find more stuff to fill up these spaces now!

The_Scary_Man

LOL Those are pretty fuppin' stupid alright.

WTF is up with the burger under a palm tree??? That **** is just surreal even more so than the unicorns humping under a rainbow....well maybe.

Just gets you wondering what kind of thought processes lead to making decisions like these.

Crumble Froo

oh please... the unicorns are awesome and you know it.

j0e

sadface, I wish I was a member of SG then I would be able to see the silly tats

bounty_hunter

Oops sorry, forgot they wouldn't be visible. I'll delete those links.

bounty_hunter

A few more to make up for the missing ones.

Crumble Froo

bill gates has ink?! :eek:

McFearless

check this out!

Crumble Froo

i LOVE the skeleton!

Reku

Think I know Mr. "Ice Cool", or at least a lad who's face looks similar enough that I am going to use this image to rip the piss.:D
As for "Scott" I'm sure you've all thought of it, for those drunk nights when someone you've had your eye on the entire night comes up and asks you what your name is...:rolleyes::p

Crumble Froo

heh heh heh...

Gauge

^^ GROOOOOOOOOOOOOSS, I hate bellybutton-arse tattoos

Anyway, behold Mr Cool Ice in all his video glory!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBCD34F0PYc

Unfortunately it is in German.

astro51

theliam

http://www.bebo.com/PhotoAlbumBig.jsp?PageNbr=1&MemberId=20247351&PhotoAlbumId=3566368&PhotoId=3391993948

sorry i could only give bebo link. but well worth a look

Gauge

The sad thing is, that idea could look original and amazing if someone put the effort into designing it...

Crumble Froo

Reku

What the devil does "Mang" mean??
Or is that the source of the tattoo's stupidity, that it has a meaningless word?

Crumble Froo

we coudlnt figure it out! first, why a plastic stanley knife? but mostly, why make it look like it's just cut the word 'mang' into yourself?

i dont gettit, i really really just dont.

Will

mangina?

Gauge

Isn't it the way one would pronounce 'man' in a stereotypical mexican accent?

Edit: Aha! I was right!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mang

Also, this made me laugh for some reason:

Florida Tourist : "Excuse me sir, but could you please direct me to the nearest hotel?"
Cuban : "*shows off snake* I got a snake mang!"


Is there something to do with a stanley knife in the scarface movie by any chance?

Will

i still say mangina

Gauge

So it's a Mangina Cutta?

.. ew.

Will

a mang gotta do what a mang gotta do