just when you think you're alone...

qwertyface

would you ever "sort yourself out" while your dog/cat/budgie is in the room?
I dunno if this is considered wrong or not... Obviously I don't mean involving the animal in the act, but when it just happens to be there...looking at you....judging you...

I was in the mood the other day, about to liase with myself, but when I realised my cat was under the bed I just couldn't do it. Opinions?

Latchy

(adopts elmer fudd voice ) their are some strange people on here .....

patrickc

erm... why would the cat bother you?

wyndham

asl? pics?

TerrorFirmer

Wait...this isn't a cat....it's a dwarf in a cat suit...wait....this isn't a cat suit...it's a regular suit

Ninja_scrotum

I also remove my pets from the room. You know the way they have a sixth sense, being able to detect earthquakes n shiat? Well I think they can also detect that you are having a dirty aul ****. They know well.

FlutterinBantam

I don't like the cat looking at me,when I'm cracking one off.

Fcuker always has a disapproving look on his face.

patrickc

qwertyface wrote: »

would you ever "sort yourself out" while your dog/cat/budgie is in the room?
I dunno if this is considered wrong or not... Obviously I don't mean involving the animal in the act, but when it just happens to be there...looking at you....judging you...

I was in the mood the other day, about to liase with myself, but when I realised my cat was under the bed I just couldn't do it. Opinions?

could you not get the "pussy" to help

Xylem

Mmm, my friend had something similar, but it was more a fear of getting undressed/being seen naked by the family pet.
But he had a lot of issues

Latchy

ever notice they way cats creep up onto window ledges and stare in at ya ? ......:eek:

leninbenjamin

hmmm.... my dog has never had any problems "sorting himself out" in front of me, why should i in-front of him? clearly you and your pet have relationship issues... may i suggest a counselor?

daniel3982

I have to let my dog in otherwise he barks at the door, you dont want to know about the complexes I grew up with!

Outer Bongolia

The dog and cat are always free to join in with me

Black Swan

Reminds me of the old DVD film "Dead Calm" where the dog on the boat tries to watch a couple caught in the act and the girl says the dog has got to leave.

admiralofthefleet

i bet qwertyboy was having a dangerous liason as s/he was posting that, the dirty fecker

Ghost Train

qwertyface wrote:

would you ever "sort yourself out" while your dog/cat/budgie is in the room?
I dunno if this is considered wrong or not... Obviously I don't mean involving the animal in the act, but when it just happens to be there...looking at you....judging you...

I was in the mood the other day, about to liase with myself, but when I realised my cat was under the bed I just couldn't do it. Opinions?

Maybe get yourself one of those internet cams, in pcworld (the staff there are helpful), and practice with some obliging internet people watching... you won't see any judgmental eyes and should make you feel more comfortable next time the cat is in the room. Qwertyface might even be able to make some money if you're reasonably not ugly looking

Dudess

Please! Won't someone find a suitable cat picture!

admiralofthefleet

Dudess wrote: »

Please! Won't someone find a suitable cat picture!

the_syco

Cunny-Funt

Blowfish

Cunny-Funt wrote: »

How the hell did it take 20 posts before cieling cat appeared?

humanji

Why would you bother sorting yourself out when you can just **** you pet?

TerrorFirmer

Those are all boring pictures. I hate how they start using boring, unfunny pictures and still captioning them. As for ceiling cat, who hasn't seen it about 10 billion times on the most unrelated topics? This is the best one by far for this thread:

http://www.linkinn.com/userfile/pictures_0710/Image/2382.jpg

r3nu4l

This thread reminds me of a scene in the film "Happiness"* where the young lad reaches a climax and announces it to the family...while the dog licks up the "output"**







* It's supposed to be a dark comedy but there's fcuk all funny in it, horrible film!
**that's a coy way of saying 'ejaculate'!

togster

Yeah its a bit off putting alright. Used to sit at the auld computer and have a tug and the stupid cat used to keep jumpin up on my lap mid tug. But tbh dogs are worse. they look at you to say "you really are a dirty bastard". Especially if its your mothers dog....

jester77

I always throw a blanket over the fishtank!

Simi

Alright u've drawn me into ur sick little world. Yes I have done it in front of the cat, who always seems to stare at me wondering what the **** i'm up to. One time it started purring so i put it out...

dior1catboy

I have stopped midway with my ex, 'cos the cats jumped onto the bed, they just stare at you, its a bit wrong!

Mr. CooL ICE

Yes. My dog spends most of his day in the sitting room which is where the computer is. He just sleeps, but he probably just pretends to cos he is too lazy to leave.

Also, he has no balls, so I feel comfortable knowing he hasn't a clue what I'm doing

Archeron

I like to invite a herd of Llamas round to watch. Their wise stare and side to side chewing motion somehow soothes me and makes the whole experience last even longer.

Nala

Simi wrote: »

Alright u've drawn me into ur sick little world. Yes I have done it in front of the cat, who always seems to stare at me wondering what the **** i'm up to. One time it started purring so i put it out...

ha ha ha!!!

echosound

Used to have a cat that enjoyed having a good aul go with us watching it - used to drag a sock into the livingroom in front of us, glare up at one of us in particular, and start humping the sock with fierce determination, all the while eyeballing the poor guy out of it, as if to say- "you're next".

Cat was subsequently given to a new home after he took to waiting on the stairs in the dark for said guy and jumping out kamikaze style, running up inside his trouser leg ( back when baggy pants were in fashion) and scratching the bejaysus out of his legs. Luckily he never reached his goal or the guy would have been less a "guy" and more a "eunuch".

FlutterinBantam

latchyco wrote: »

ever notice they way cats creep up onto window ledges and stare in at ya ? ......:eek:

NO!!!

MayMay

echosound wrote: »

Used to have a cat that enjoyed having a good aul go with us watching it - used to drag a sock into the livingroom in front of us, glare up at one of us in particular, and start humping the sock with fierce determination, all the while eyeballing the poor guy out of it, as if to say- "you're next".

Cat was subsequently given to a new home after he took to waiting on the stairs in the dark for said guy and jumping out kamikaze style, running up inside his trouser leg ( back when baggy pants were in fashion) and scratching the bejaysus out of his legs. Luckily he never reached his goal or the guy would have been less a "guy" and more a "eunuch".

God that made me laugh out loud! Brilliant!

Maximilian

Jesus, just chuck the cat out of the room and close the door. Problem solved surely.

Call me a cynic but I think the real reason for this thread is that you want to announce to the world that you like to play with your vagina and you're liberated or something. Have a ****-medal.

I have to agree with everyone who has already said it before but AH has gone to the dogs. This is like a bad Pighead thread.

Terry

Maximilian wrote: »

Jesus, just chuck the cat out of the room and close the door. Problem solved surely.

Call me a cynic but I think the real reason for this thread is that you want to announce to the world that you like to play with your vagina and you're liberated or something. Have a ****-medal.

I have to agree with everyone who has already said it before but AH has gone to the dogs. This is like a bad Pighead thread.

Well it's nice to see you have contributed to keeping it the way you want it.

Dudess

Reminds me of an urban legend regarding a girl whose flatmates arrived home one evening to find her receiving oral pleasure from the cat.







Please... no comments about how cats love fish!

Hobbes

qwertyface wrote: »

would you ever "sort yourself out" while your dog/cat/budgie is in the room?

I just had visions of your budgie making fapping noises.

6th

I can't have one without a family pet in the room >_>

MayMay

6th wrote: »

I can't have one without a family pet in the room >_>

Nice!