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soldier ran up to a nun

patmac · 2007-10-16 15:49:45

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later. The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier? The nun replied, "He went that way." After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and…

16-10-2007 03:49PM

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patmac

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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide
under your skirt. I'll explain later.
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,
Sister, have you seen a soldier?
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her
skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want
to go to Iraq ."
The nun said, "I understand completely.
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of
legs!"
he nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would
have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either.

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#2 16-10-2007 03:52PM

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thats brilliant 5 stars

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#3 16-10-2007 08:01PM

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nice one...

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#4 17-10-2007 03:52PM

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Excellent joke. I'm not ashamed to admit that my mind had raced ahead to a much less savoury ending - I bet I was not alone, either.

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#5 19-10-2007 11:25AM

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ha ha vey good

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#6 19-10-2007 11:39AM

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Excellent

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#7 19-10-2007 12:42PM

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running from one Bush onto another
(its bad I know):D

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#8 19-10-2007 03:46PM

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Excellent!:rolleyes:

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