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What is the worst way you've ever been dumped?

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  • 11-10-2007 5:56pm
    #1
    ryanairzer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 149 ✭✭


    I want to start a relationship with a suicidal person, and then dump them in a most spectacular and cruel manner. For ya know, shits and giggles.


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    #2
    Huggles
    Registered Users Posts: 3,408 ✭✭✭Huggles


    I'd point you in the direction of PI then, you know, for sh1ts and giggles.


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    ryanairzer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 149 ✭✭ryanairzer


    TheGooner wrote: »
    I'd point you in the direction of PI then, you know, for sh1ts and giggles.

    I do not understand this moon language.


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    kevmy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭kevmy


    I was dumped out of a fast moving truck once.

    Those scars took a while to heal.


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    JohnnyStones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 306 ✭✭JohnnyStones


    It's always me that does the dumping!!!

    I'm Un-dumpable


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    ryanairzer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 149 ✭✭ryanairzer


    kevmy wrote: »
    I was dumped out of a fast moving truck once.

    Those scars took a while to heal.

    I don't want to hurt them!!! (physically)


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    NoQuarter
    Registered Users Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭NoQuarter


    sleep with her family members!!!


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    star-pants
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,429 ✭✭✭✭star-pants


    I'm sure there's a lot of cruel ways...

    I got dumped once by not being officially dumped...

    group of us heading on a w/e away -- mutual friend called me enroute to the gathering -- told me that my 'bf' was officially back with his ex since the previous day.. and everyone knew they were back together....
    except me of course...
    until the call.

    we just didnt speak to each other
    Funny...looking back I should have just ripped him out of it!


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    darkman2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,632 ✭✭✭darkman2


    What is the worst way you've ever been dumped?

    Mobile phone text ftw.


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    Rhyme
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 8,561 Mod ✭✭✭✭Rhyme


    darkman2 wrote: »
    Mobile phone text ftw.
    I'll top that, mobile phone text on the recipients birthday.

    :(


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    Orange69
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Orange69


    darkman2 wrote: »
    Mobile phone text ftw.

    Sending someone a telegram or a smoke signal is pretty vicious also...


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    #12
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    Thread on After Hours would be the worst.


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    #13
    Ruu_Old
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    Over IM :/

    Her:'It's over!

    /me signoff :(


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    thefinalstage
    Registered Users Posts: 3,502 ✭✭✭thefinalstage


    Rhyme wrote: »
    I'll top that, mobile phone text on the recipients birthday.

    :(

    At their parents funeral.


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    #15
    connundrum
    Registered Users Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭connundrum


    I got dumped off the bonnet of a moving car - for realz! That relationship was doomed from the beginning.

    I haven't been dumped by a girl though. Oh wait I have

    /cries


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    cormie
    Registered Users Posts: 20,835 ✭✭✭✭cormie


    I rang up my then current GF to tell her I have to talk to her later, she knew damn well what it was about, and then a few minutes later I get a text saying she's breaking up with me:D


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    Pighead
    Registered Users Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Pighead got dumped once for being too happy. Unbelievable. She said theres no way anybody could be that happy all the time and she found it hard to trust me.

    Pighead cried for 7 whole weeks after that. Should have gave her a call, she probably would have liked me then.


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    #18
    cormie
    Registered Users Posts: 20,835 ✭✭✭✭cormie


    |Cookies wrote: »
    i mean common now.

    But do you mean "I mean come on now" or do you mean it's "common now" ?


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    [Deleted User]
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    "Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm dumping you
    so boohoohoo"


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    highlydebased
    Registered Users Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭highlydebased


    Text is the most common now........its not the "nicest"....or wait, is there a nice way to break up with someone lol


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    #21
    watna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    My ex moved to Germany for a few months and pretended we "were on a break" but would be together when he was back. he extensively discouraged me to visit him. When he got back he just told me that he didn't want to be in a relationship at all. I found out a few months later he'd actually got back back with his ex-girlfriend a few months before we "were on a break" and she'd been to see him in Germany too. He was just too chicken to tell me he'd been cheating on me and wanted to be with her so he strung me along for a few months. That was pretty ****ty. You could try something awful like that, but the downside is that it does go on for months. You may want quicker gratification then that!


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    #22
    humbert
    Registered Users Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    People don't take responsibility for blooming anything any more, least of all someone else's feelings, pusillanimous buggers them all!!

    Been dumped once, long time ago, didn't like it.


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    #23
    bronte
    Registered Users Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    An ex of mine thought it was appropriate behaviour to sleep with someone else during our time together.
    I dumped him immediately....but thinking back, a few swift kicks to the crotch wouldn't have gone amiss :mad::mad:


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    Pighead
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    bronte wrote: »
    An ex of mine thought it was appropriate behaviour to sleep with someone else during our time together.
    I dumped him immediately....but thinking back, a few swift kicks to the crotch wouldn't have gone amiss :mad::mad:
    No offence bronte but perhaps you should have been looking closer to home before you dumped him. Was the situation that arose really his fault?

    As Pigheads granny used to say "If you feed your dog scraps he'll go wandering the streets for some meaty bones"


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    bronte
    Registered Users Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Pighead..I can ASSURE you it wasn't because of me! He was just an ass.


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    Pighead
    Registered Users Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    bronte wrote: »
    Pighead..I can ASSURE you it wasn't because of me! He was just an ass.

    Hmmm, well there must have been some reason he forsook your bed for someone elses. Because its definitely not like a male to just cheat on his girl just for the hell of it. Lets try and get to teh bottom of this.

    1/ Out of 10 what would you rate yourself in regards to the act of making love?

    2/ Do you wash regularly?

    3/ How often did you make love to your ex boyfriend?

    4/ Ona scale of saggy to pert how lovely are your bosoms?


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    bronte
    Registered Users Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Pighead wrote: »
    Hmmm, well there must have been some reason he forsook your bed for someone elses. Because its definitely not like a male to just cheat on his girl just for the hell of it. Lets try and get to teh bottom of this.

    1/ Out of 10 what would you rate yourself in regards to the act of making love?

    2/ Do you wash regularly?

    3/ How often did you make love to your ex boyfriend?

    4/ Ona scale of saggy to pert how lovely are your bosoms?

    1) 10
    2)Yes
    3)He had nothing to worry about
    4) Gravity Defying


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    Muff_Daddy
    Registered Users Posts: 841 ✭✭✭Muff_Daddy


    Rhyme wrote: »
    I'll top that, mobile phone text on the recipients birthday.

    :(


    I can beat you again.....a friend of mine once dumped a girl by text, on phone credit that was texted to him BY HIS DUMPEE!! True story.

    And yes.......dumping by text is by far the worst way. It's such a chickens way out.


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    #29
    lilmissprincess
    Registered Users Posts: 3,016 ✭✭✭lilmissprincess


    I was dumped over the phone....not so bad...but thing was, i found out later that when he'd called e earlier that day he'd intended to do it then....but i was with my friends and they all wanted to talk to him so he had to leave it....


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    #30
    Pighead
    Registered Users Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    bronte wrote: »
    1) 10
    2)Yes
    3)He had nothing to worry about
    4) Gravity Defying
    You're right bronte the man was an ass.And a god damn fool as well.
    PS Pighead loves you.


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    #31
    Mrs. MacGyver
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭Mrs. MacGyver


    My best frined is a guy (nothing strange about that!) nine years ago he broke up with me by ringing my friend clare in our Student Flat and telling her that 'its not you its me' over the phone. So technically Clare had to break up with me on his behalf. Spent the night crying and writing a philosophy essay on Descartes that was due the following day. I got an A in it so i felt great. I've never brought up the subject with him since (partly because i'm going on holidays to Canada with him next Easter!!!)


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