What is the worst way you've ever been dumped?

ryanairzer

I want to start a relationship with a suicidal person, and then dump them in a most spectacular and cruel manner. For ya know, shits and giggles.

Huggles

I'd point you in the direction of PI then, you know, for sh1ts and giggles.

ryanairzer

TheGooner wrote: »

I'd point you in the direction of PI then, you know, for sh1ts and giggles.

I do not understand this moon language.

kevmy

I was dumped out of a fast moving truck once.

Those scars took a while to heal.

JohnnyStones

It's always me that does the dumping!!!

I'm Un-dumpable

ryanairzer

kevmy wrote: »

I was dumped out of a fast moving truck once.

Those scars took a while to heal.

I don't want to hurt them!!! (physically)

NoQuarter

sleep with her family members!!!

star-pants

I'm sure there's a lot of cruel ways...

I got dumped once by not being officially dumped...

group of us heading on a w/e away -- mutual friend called me enroute to the gathering -- told me that my 'bf' was officially back with his ex since the previous day.. and everyone knew they were back together....
except me of course...
until the call.

we just didnt speak to each other
Funny...looking back I should have just ripped him out of it!

darkman2

What is the worst way you've ever been dumped?

Mobile phone text ftw.

Rhyme

darkman2 wrote: »

Mobile phone text ftw.

I'll top that, mobile phone text on the recipients birthday.

Orange69

darkman2 wrote: »

Mobile phone text ftw.

Sending someone a telegram or a smoke signal is pretty vicious also...

thelordofcheese

Thread on After Hours would be the worst.

Ruu_Old

Over IM

Her:'It's over!

/me signoff

thefinalstage

Rhyme wrote: »

I'll top that, mobile phone text on the recipients birthday.

At their parents funeral.

connundrum

I got dumped off the bonnet of a moving car - for realz! That relationship was doomed from the beginning.

I haven't been dumped by a girl though. Oh wait I have

/cries

cormie

I rang up my then current GF to tell her I have to talk to her later, she knew damn well what it was about, and then a few minutes later I get a text saying she's breaking up with me:D

Pighead

Pighead got dumped once for being too happy. Unbelievable. She said theres no way anybody could be that happy all the time and she found it hard to trust me.

Pighead cried for 7 whole weeks after that. Should have gave her a call, she probably would have liked me then.

cormie

|Cookies wrote: »

i mean common now.

But do you mean "I mean come on now" or do you mean it's "common now" ?

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm dumping you
so boohoohoo"

highlydebased

Text is the most common now........its not the "nicest"....or wait, is there a nice way to break up with someone lol

watna

My ex moved to Germany for a few months and pretended we "were on a break" but would be together when he was back. he extensively discouraged me to visit him. When he got back he just told me that he didn't want to be in a relationship at all. I found out a few months later he'd actually got back back with his ex-girlfriend a few months before we "were on a break" and she'd been to see him in Germany too. He was just too chicken to tell me he'd been cheating on me and wanted to be with her so he strung me along for a few months. That was pretty ****ty. You could try something awful like that, but the downside is that it does go on for months. You may want quicker gratification then that!

humbert

People don't take responsibility for blooming anything any more, least of all someone else's feelings, pusillanimous buggers them all!!

Been dumped once, long time ago, didn't like it.

bronte

An ex of mine thought it was appropriate behaviour to sleep with someone else during our time together.
I dumped him immediately....but thinking back, a few swift kicks to the crotch wouldn't have gone amiss :mad::mad:

Pighead

bronte wrote: »

An ex of mine thought it was appropriate behaviour to sleep with someone else during our time together.
I dumped him immediately....but thinking back, a few swift kicks to the crotch wouldn't have gone amiss :mad::mad:

No offence bronte but perhaps you should have been looking closer to home before you dumped him. Was the situation that arose really his fault?

As Pigheads granny used to say "If you feed your dog scraps he'll go wandering the streets for some meaty bones"

bronte

Pighead..I can ASSURE you it wasn't because of me! He was just an ass.

Pighead

bronte wrote: »

Pighead..I can ASSURE you it wasn't because of me! He was just an ass.

Hmmm, well there must have been some reason he forsook your bed for someone elses. Because its definitely not like a male to just cheat on his girl just for the hell of it. Lets try and get to teh bottom of this.

1/ Out of 10 what would you rate yourself in regards to the act of making love?

2/ Do you wash regularly?

3/ How often did you make love to your ex boyfriend?

4/ Ona scale of saggy to pert how lovely are your bosoms?

bronte

Pighead wrote: »

Hmmm, well there must have been some reason he forsook your bed for someone elses. Because its definitely not like a male to just cheat on his girl just for the hell of it. Lets try and get to teh bottom of this.

1/ Out of 10 what would you rate yourself in regards to the act of making love?

2/ Do you wash regularly?

3/ How often did you make love to your ex boyfriend?

4/ Ona scale of saggy to pert how lovely are your bosoms?

1) 10
2)Yes
3)He had nothing to worry about
4) Gravity Defying

Muff_Daddy

Rhyme wrote: »

I'll top that, mobile phone text on the recipients birthday.

I can beat you again.....a friend of mine once dumped a girl by text, on phone credit that was texted to him BY HIS DUMPEE!! True story.

And yes.......dumping by text is by far the worst way. It's such a chickens way out.

lilmissprincess

I was dumped over the phone....not so bad...but thing was, i found out later that when he'd called e earlier that day he'd intended to do it then....but i was with my friends and they all wanted to talk to him so he had to leave it....

Pighead

bronte wrote: »

1) 10
2)Yes
3)He had nothing to worry about
4) Gravity Defying

You're right bronte the man was an ass.And a god damn fool as well.
PS Pighead loves you.

Mrs. MacGyver

My best frined is a guy (nothing strange about that!) nine years ago he broke up with me by ringing my friend clare in our Student Flat and telling her that 'its not you its me' over the phone. So technically Clare had to break up with me on his behalf. Spent the night crying and writing a philosophy essay on Descartes that was due the following day. I got an A in it so i felt great. I've never brought up the subject with him since (partly because i'm going on holidays to Canada with him next Easter!!!)

bronte

Pighead wrote: »

You're right bronte the man was an ass.And a god damn fool as well.
PS Pighead loves you.

Aw bless! Love you too

Never understood how anyone could break up with someone over the phone. :eek:

SUNGOD

an invitation to her wedding

bronte

SUNGOD wrote: »

an invitation to her wedding

Ouch!

Reku

Never been dumped myself, never really dumped anyone either, more that we came to mutual agreements that it wasn't working (still sucks but at least it wasn't one sided...:( ).
But I do know a guy who while on a business trip abroad got a text from his GF saying she was breaking up with him. Perfect mindjob to start a business trip on, he tried to talk to her about it, couldn't, had to wait until a week later when he finally got home and then found out she'd been cheating on him anyway.
Fool (IMO) still took her back a month later (probably got dumped by her other lad).

John Mason

hmmm, probably by text message a week before we were supposed to move in together but we are the best of friends now (5 years later), i speak to him everyday :cool:

Reku

irishbird wrote: »

i speak to him everyday :cool:

Just to remind him about that time you were packing your stuff to move in with him, had arranged for someone to take over your rental agreement, etc... and then he decides to dump you.
Or do you only do that when he complains about things you do?;)

Femelade

i was going out with a guy once, he rang me one day that he would call to me in about half an hour, he had finished work early and was just going to havea bite to eat and then call over..a week later i was still waiting for him...finally he txt me and said he didnt call cos he had tonsilitis and sun stroke....needless to say i left it at that.

prendy

by text msg night before my last LC exam...that wasnt the nicest!!

Firetrap

I was seeing a guy...wouldn't have even called it a relationship really. Anyway, we were both in a pub and he went off for a few minutes. I saw him snogging another girl :eek:

Sleepy

The day after my 19th birthday.